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Fred Weasley/George Weasley 21 Albus Dumbledore 21 Remus Lupin 21 Hermione Granger 19 Harry Potter 19 Minerva McGonagall 19 Ron Weasley 17 Neville Longbottom 17 Ginny Weasley 15 Arthur Weasley 15 Rubeus Hagrid 11 Sirius Black 11
Twins ++ Lupin -- McGonagall --
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish." Luna: Was starving to death, saw the radish earings, and choked to death on one of them. Whilest Luna choked, her lion hat saw her defenseless and figured she would be a good easy meal... Mrs Weasley: While making another sweater for Ron absent mindedly knits herself to her rocking chair; trying to escape she falls over knocking the family clock on top of her
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Fred Weasley/George Weasley 21 Albus Dumbledore 21 Remus Lupin 21 Hermione Granger 19 Harry Potter 19 Ron Weasley 17 Minerva McGonagall 17 Ginny Weasley 15 Arthur Weasley 15 Neville Longbottom 15 Rubeus Hagrid 11 Sirius Black 9
--Sirius Black. Kind of an idiot. --Neville Longbottom. I think he was the kid in 5th grade with the snot problems. --Minerva McGonagall. Not really all that great compared to who we have left.
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Remus Lupin 21 Hermione Granger 19 Albus Dumbledore 19 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 19 Harry Potter 17 Neville Longbottom 17 Minerva McGonagall 15 Ron Weasley 15 Ginny Weasley 11 Arthur Weasley 9 Rubeus Hagrid 7 Sirius Black 3
Sirius Black -- (deserves to die for getting himself killed) Neville Longbottom ++ (Possibly the most couragous of Harry's friends) Arthur Weasley -- (For falling asleep on the job)
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Remus Lupin 21 Albus Dumbledore 19 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 19 Hermione Granger 17 Harry Potter 17 Neville Longbottom 17 Minerva McGonagall 15 Ron Weasley 15 Ginny Weasley 11 Arthur Weasley 9 Rubeus Hagrid 9 Sirius Black 1
Sirius Black -- To keep Lily and James company) Rebeus Hagrid ++ For having a heart as big as his body Hermionee-- Yeah that SPEW stuff was really annoying.
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Remus Lupin 19 Albus Dumbledore 19 Hermione Granger 17 Harry Potter 17 Neville Longbottom 17 Minerva McGonagall 17 Ron Weasley 15 Ginny Weasley 13 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 13 Arthur Weasley 7 Rubeus Hagrid 7 Sirius Black 3
++ Sirius (I've gotten to kill too many people and I can't bring myself to kill Sirius.) -- Twins ++ Ginny
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Remus Lupin 21 Albus Dumbledore 19 Harry Potter 17 Neville Longbottom 17 Minerva McGonagall 17 Hermione Granger 15 Ron Weasley 15 Ginny Weasley 13 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 13 Arthur Weasley 7 Rubeus Hagrid 7 Sirius Black 1
Hermione Granger -- (put her with Ron) Sirius Black -- (I like the dude, so give him a good death) Lupin ++
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Remus Lupin 21 Albus Dumbledore 17 Harry Potter 17 Neville Longbottom 17 Minerva McGonagall 15 Hermione Granger 15 Ron Weasley 15 Ginny Weasley 13 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 13 Arthur Weasley 7 Rubeus Hagrid 7
Harry -- Sirius Black -- (I've voted him up every time, but since I'm resigned to this he's going out the way I want) McGonagall --
Sirius attempts to take on the Peter Pettigrew in front of a large group of witnesses who are startled to see that Peter is not dead and learn the truth about the Potter's betrayal. He dies in the attempt but receives a hero's funeral and many mourn his passing.
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Remus Lupin 21 Albus Dumbledore 17 Harry Potter 17 Neville Longbottom 17 Minerva McGonagall 15 Hermione Granger 15 Ron Weasley 13 Ginny Weasley 13 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 11 Rubeus Hagrid 9 Arthur Weasley 7
Ron -- for snogging too much, ugh Twins -- For comic relief only Hagrid ++ He rescued Harry from the Dursleys and I love that!
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Remus Lupin 19 Albus Dumbledore 17 Harry Potter 17 Neville Longbottom 17 Minerva McGonagall 15 Hermione Granger 13 Ginny Weasley 11 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 13 Ron Weasley 11 Rubeus Hagrid 5 Arthur Weasley 1
Arthur-- Join your wife already. Hagrid--DIE!! Ginny--She can stay in the chamber of secrets for all I care.
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And for the record, since Serious is now among the adventurously deceased:
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish." Luna: Was starving to death, saw the radish earings, and choked to death on one of them. Whilest Luna choked, her lion hat saw her defenseless and figured she would be a good easy meal... Mrs Weasley: While making another sweater for Ron absent mindedly knits herself to her rocking chair; trying to escape she falls over knocking the family clock on top of her Sirius attempts to take on the Peter Pettigrew in front of a large group of witnesses who are startled to see that Peter is not dead and learn the truth about the Potter's betrayal. He dies in the attempt but receives a hero's funeral and many mourn his passing.
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Remus Lupin 17 Neville Longbottom 17 Albus Dumbledore 17 Harry Potter 15 Minerva McGonagall 15 Hermione Granger 15 Ginny Weasley 11 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 13 Ron Weasley 11 Rubeus Hagrid 5 Arthur Weasley 3
Lupin -- (What got this guy so high? Now that we know he's not James . . .) Neville -- (Will somebody believe me about this kid?) Hermione ++
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Albus Dumbledore 17 Remus Lupin 17 Neville Longbottom 15 Hermione Granger 15 Harry Potter 15 Minerva McGonagall 13 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 13 Ginny Weasley 9 Ron Weasley 11 Rubeus Hagrid 7 Arthur Weasley 1
-- Remus Lupin. Not cooler than Dumbledore. -- Neville Longbottom. Not as cool as Dumbledore. -- Minerva McGonagall. Not really all that cool.
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Albus Dumbledore 15 Remus Lupin 17 Neville Longbottom 15 Hermione Granger 17 Harry Potter 15 Minerva McGonagall 13 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 13 Ginny Weasley 9 Ron Weasley 11 Rubeus Hagrid 7 Arthur Weasley 3
Hermione ++ because she's smart and a bookworm Arthur Weasley ++ because he's good-hearted and works hard Dumbledore -- because he's so mysterious and gets too much credit
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Remus Lupin 17 Hermione Granger 17 Neville Longbottom 15 Albus Dumbledore 15 Minerva McGonagall 15 Harry Potter 13 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 13 Ron Weasley 11 Ginny Weasley 9 Arthur Weasley 5 Rubeus Hagrid 1
++ Arthur Weasley -- Rubeus Hagrid (I like him, but it's about time for someone else to die) ++ Fred/George Weasley (For being the only people that Peeves ever took orders from)
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Hagrid saved Harry from certain death by releasing a number of magical creatures he had raised to attack the Death Eaters. Unfortunately, Hagrid lost control of a giant Blast-Ended Skewt and was trampled, blown-up and eaten.
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On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish." Luna: Was starving to death, saw the radish earings, and choked to death on one of them. Whilest Luna choked, her lion hat saw her defenseless and figured she would be a good easy meal... Mrs Weasley: While making another sweater for Ron absent mindedly knits herself to her rocking chair; trying to escape she falls over knocking the family clock on top of her Hagrid: Hagrid saved Harry from certain death by releasing a number of magical creatures he had raised to attack the Death Eaters. Unfortunately, Hagrid lost control of a giant Blast-Ended Skewt and was trampled, blown-up and eaten.
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You forgot Sirius: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish." Luna: Was starving to death, saw the radish earings, and choked to death on one of them. Whilest Luna choked, her lion hat saw her defenseless and figured she would be a good easy meal... Mrs Weasley: While making another sweater for Ron absent mindedly knits herself to her rocking chair; trying to escape she falls over knocking the family clock on top of her Sirius attempts to take on the Peter Pettigrew in front of a large group of witnesses who are startled to see that Peter is not dead and learn the truth about the Potter's betrayal. He dies in the attempt but receives a hero's funeral and many mourn his passing. Hagrid: Hagrid saved Harry from certain death by releasing a number of magical creatures he had raised to attack the Death Eaters. Unfortunately, Hagrid lost control of a giant Blast-Ended Skewt and was trampled, blown-up and eaten.
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++ Hermione (she loves books - and is far less annoying than Harry or Ron) -- Arthur (he's a nice guy, but he fails the mensch test) ++ Ginny (what's not to like?)
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