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Sorry, Tante. I don't talk about narcotics much, as I have NO interest in them whatsoever. I'm only 17.
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*screams so loud that a rift is opened in the space-time continuim, which sucks Tante into the future where dinosaurs rule the earth*
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*Time travels back with a trained Anklosuarus who bludgeons Steve bloody with its cudgel-like tail.*
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*blocks tail with my robot arm, then I continue to use the dinosaur as a giant club to destroy the moon which breaks into a thousand meteors that all converge on Tante's left temple*
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<slips Steve a little Thorazine to control his hallucinatory and delusional state. calls for assistance in having him put into restraints and placed in locked isolation for observation>
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*struggles in straightjacket, and accidentally teleports to the inside of Tante's brain, which I rewire so that she believes herself to be a komodo dragon*
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quote:Originally posted by Tante Shvester: Oh, and Happy Birthday Tinros. What in the world are you apologizing for?
My birthday was in May. I was apologizing for not being able to spell tobacco. There! I got it that time!
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*Spidey-webs the hands of everyone who has created last post or last thread threads since the dawn of time*
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*recruits a Roman Army consisting of all the Roman Numerals found in movie sequel titles. after careful consideration, allows the "I" in "The King and I" to play also, since they never made a "King and II". joins forces with Tinros's remake weaponry*
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*runs in and holds up shvester's party with my trusty band of knights who say ni and killer rabbit(with a mean streak a mile wide) and beats her with incessant quoting of monty pyhton (ps i kidnap her and hold her hortage in castle aaaargh!!!)
you are so pwned now mom *starts singing "dead girl dead girl, watcha gonna do,watcha gonn do nen they come for you! YEAH!!!!"
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Thanks guys! And what is my kid doing posting on forums at 1:44 AM? And why does the "shift" key work when I type, but not when he does? And can you guess which of these two things I'm going to have a talk with him about?
Did you guess the "shift key"? You're right!
Summer vacation is soon over for him, and then it will be back to 10:30 bed times. Until then, I'll let him enjoy the good life.
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