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Topic: Uruk-Haiku
Teshi
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posted March 15, 2004 07:05 PM
I begin to think major dental surgery is the only way.
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Mabus
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posted March 15, 2004 07:11 PM
(Dang it, I can't get a good haiku together about the White Tree and the Endangered Species Act. Anyone else want to try?)
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Teshi
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posted March 15, 2004 07:15 PM
White tree is dying: Another thing to wipe off the "Endangered" list. 'species act' doesn't fit! I guess that's where you had problems. [ March 15, 2004, 07:16 PM: Message edited by: Teshi ]
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romanylass
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posted March 15, 2004 07:36 PM
ON Sam and Frodo, Merry and Pippen Pretty young hobbits But they were all middle aged In Tolkien's great book
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Teshi
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posted March 15, 2004 07:40 PM
Funnily enough that's because they axed some years right after Bilbo left. (but you probably know that )
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Unmaker
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posted March 15, 2004 07:42 PM
Wyrm of the world sleeps One Tree quiescent trembles: White gold extinction.
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Shigosei
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posted September 29, 2004 06:30 PM
Return of the King There's fifty extra minutes On October 1st!
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pooka
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posted September 29, 2004 06:44 PM
Hatrack's been missing Tolkein threads on the front page- On disc or big screen?
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Narnia
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posted September 29, 2004 06:53 PM
I think that we are really really pathetic but, oops! I don't care.
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pooka
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posted September 29, 2004 06:56 PM
I count ev'ryone's syllables on my fingers just to be anal.
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Teshi
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posted September 29, 2004 06:59 PM
counting syllables shows a lack of faith and trust but I do it too. EDIT: I have just noticed my dental haiku up top. what was I thinking? [ September 29, 2004, 07:06 PM: Message edited by: Teshi ]
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Teshi
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posted September 29, 2004 07:22 PM
Uruk note to self: do not stand by big black gate when Sauron's house falls.
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ElJay
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posted September 29, 2004 08:47 PM
I hear weird noises My house may be settling... Or there's mice in walls.
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Eaquae Legit
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posted November 15, 2004 09:20 PM
This may sound kind of silly, but I thought it was worth asking. Would anyone mind if I borrowed a couple of these? My student newsletter is in dire need of filler (mid-term season). Thanks.
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Jess N
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posted November 15, 2004 09:59 PM
I should write my draft Instead I am posting here And wasting my time Haiku was never my strong point.
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Dan_raven
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posted November 15, 2004 10:04 PM
Take mine if you wish They are weak and lack polish Like Bilbo Baggins
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Teshi
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posted November 15, 2004 10:08 PM
Me, I do not mind But I posted this because Haiku's addictive. EDIT: Two tiny Uruk Ignoring the call to arms; They must be Hobbits [ November 15, 2004, 10:12 PM: Message edited by: Teshi ]
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Dan_raven
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posted November 15, 2004 10:10 PM
December is dark The Winter that does not end No Tolkien movies.
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Teshi
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posted November 15, 2004 10:13 PM
But Oh Dan_Raven We can pass those cold evenings With the DVD.
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Shigosei
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posted November 15, 2004 11:55 PM
According to this Episode I -- The Hobbit Coming this Christmas!
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Tatiana
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posted November 16, 2004 05:29 AM
Is the DVD EE of RotK Already out then?
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Narnia
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posted November 16, 2004 06:27 AM
patience tatiana not until it's december will we enjoy it
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Shigosei
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posted January 13, 2005 08:28 PM
Extended version Palantir, more Saruman The Mouth of Sauron! Houses of Healing, Eowyn and Faramir Oh how I love it!
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Teshi
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posted January 13, 2005 08:40 PM
You know I feel glad Whenever I see this thread On Hatrack's first page. ... My heart is weeping Eowyn and Faramir Fall deeply in love. (EDIT: Oops I repeated The Haiku above my own I apologise.) [ January 13, 2005, 08:42 PM: Message edited by: Teshi ]
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Teshi
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posted January 20, 2005 05:26 PM
Mothertree is mad! Now I feel obliged to post In the wintertime [ January 20, 2005, 05:29 PM: Message edited by: Teshi ]
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unicornwhisperer
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posted January 20, 2005 06:05 PM
This is an awesome thread How come I didn't see it 2 years ago? Extended edition tells me That the witch king and the leading orc Are the same people wo is me. I tried anyway... [ January 20, 2005, 06:10 PM: Message edited by: unicornwhisperer ]
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Mr.Funny
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posted January 20, 2005 07:08 PM
A lesson to learn Haikus are five, seven, five Syllables in length
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quidscribis
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posted January 20, 2005 10:03 PM
Right, Mr Funny Haiku form is important Otherwise it fails
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Teshi
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posted January 20, 2005 11:30 PM
Many posters though Prefer a stricter form of haiku Namely with seasons. Uruk Haiku: Sometimes I wonder: Why do we never order Vegetarian?
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quidscribis
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posted January 21, 2005 01:47 AM
Vegetarian No good. Animal better. Is much tastier.
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eslaine
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posted July 12, 2005 11:21 PM
Bumping would be preferable to bumping into Saruman's orcs.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 13, 2005 12:08 AM
Time, like the Rohan Swiftly flow through our short lives Leaving but horse dung.
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Narnia
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posted July 13, 2005 02:14 AM
I adore this thread and I'm glad someone bumped it Thanks a lot Elaine.
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Tatiana
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posted July 13, 2005 03:55 AM
One of my all time Favorite threads on hatrack Shigosei so pwns!
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JemmyGrove
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posted September 19, 2005 11:58 AM
Bump. Legendary Uruk children: We don't want to go To school today but the lash is too persuasive. Uruk children like The Legendary Ent-Wives Have gone MIA. This thread so deserves Yet another appearance On the front pages.
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Enigmatic
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posted September 19, 2005 12:28 PM
I have found the Ring. It is secret decoder. The crackerjack prize.
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Narnia
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posted September 21, 2005 06:41 PM
I love how this thread is full of movie longing and its share of angst. It strikes me funny that many of our poems are about the films. I also think it's hilarious that I am posting in haiku.
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Shigosei
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posted November 16, 2006 04:58 PM
A year is too long. I will bump this thread right now. Return to the front! Hobbits are coming! New movie means more haikus. Go Peter Jackson.
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Dan_raven
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posted November 16, 2006 05:29 PM
Ruined eyes run red Mouth gapes, nose runs as I watch All three DVDs
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Lyrhawn
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posted November 16, 2006 11:28 PM
Sorry no uruks in Mt Gundabad, must be Dragon haiku now.
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Dragon
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posted November 17, 2006 12:30 AM
I had forgotten how much I love uruk-haiku. Thank you for bumping.
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Dan_raven
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posted November 17, 2006 03:03 PM
You call the dragon And poetic Dragon flies forth But he is no Smaug
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Dan_raven
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posted November 17, 2006 04:53 PM
My troll friends, so odd We argue all night. All night? The sun! No! I'm cold. Hungover from wine Not Drinking it. Being it. The barrel ride sucks. Bag end is all mine The wealth, the food, at last, mine. Who comes down the road?
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