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You know what though, you guys are actually no match for me. I am pride. I am evil. I kill. I lead away. I scatter. I spare no one. I am swift and I care for no one. I do things my own way. I destroy.
I will gladly accept the role that is coming to me.
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Lo I rain destruction on the status quo. To political rule I bring fierce rebellion, to the church unbelief and questioning, and to society, challenge of its norms and its stereotypes.
I am the whisper of change against which leaders rail, I am the shout of the emboldened as they watch the established order start to crumble. I am despised by those who fear the new.
I am the name authority bellows...Heresy! They speak Heresy!...as it feels itself threatened.
I am Heresy.
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Yes but the Hatrack Horsemen must surely be representative of argument? And none will serve you so well as me. As Sarcasm is the broadsword and Cynacism the shield, I am the subtle dagger. The skill of argument is not only in the facts, but also in the way of telling, don't you think? This is what reveals the argument, and makes things clear when they are questionable. People like to feel that things have a natural conclusion and yet the fear the answer they did not suspect. I can provide that.
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[Side note] I have printed this entire thread out and intend to read it over and over again when I'm feeling sad or depressed.[/side note]
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Did you know this is my 1th post? Let me tell you my life story! It all started with blah blah blah blah blah blah parents blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah abuse blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah love blah blah blah blah blah blah suicide blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah God blah blah blah blah blah lived happily ever after!
I know! Let's have a limericks contest! I'll start:
There once were four horsemen of doom, who made grand old plans in their room. Up in their mom's house they played with their mouse and hid from the world in their womb.
Hey, have you all seen the fighting going on over at the Venting my bean thread? Sheesh! Come on, people! The site itself says this is:
quote:Very Important During The Coffee Roasting Process
so what's there to fight about?
I so wanna be a hatrack horseman...this place is so special to me! There are so many cool newbies and veterans here, how can anyone not love this place? Let me tell you the names of some of the cool people here.....
What's your favorite flavor of ice cream? Know what it says about you? It says YOU EAT TOO DAMN MUCH!
So what's Mormonism about, anyway?
Hey! Let's get together before the apocalypse! We can do it in Florida! Or New Jersey! Or Poland! Or Boston! Or Oregon! Or Hell--no wait, that is Oregon...
Onanism!
WHY CAN'T I USE MORE THAN 8 SMILIES?!?!
(((smilies)))
Wanna know which LOTR characters are hot? Huh? HUH? They all are! Except Gimli.
So who enjoys having Spite here, anyway?
What's your favorite smilie?
OOOH! Why don't we get teenagers to tell us their opinions of school!!!!!
OH BOY!
By the way, I want to thank all of the Cards, but especially Orson and Kristine, fopr giving us this cool place to call home!
So who's going to play Ender in the movie?
And does OSC hate gay people or what?
:: (((everyone))) to death, thereby bringing on apocalypse::
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Refreshing? You couldn't spell refreshing if it was nailed to your head (backwards) and someone gave you a mirror. I'm sick of this thread, already.
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Your one hell of a devil's advocate Bob. Of course Rabbit might tell you I am one hell of a devil. Posts: 6449 | Registered: Dec 2001
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I did think of doing Fluff (though not in the biblical sense ) but I could never have done it so perfectly! Kudos!!
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There's nothing better to do. I've got to pass the time somehow.
Besides somehow managing to spawn Fluff and Apathy, not to mention Onanism, I haven't really done much with my life. But that's only because there's nothing to do. Well, there's always Lust, but she's generally petty busy; never any time for her old pal Boredom.
So, yeah. I'm definitely not too busy for the job.
I edited this because I had nothing better to do.
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Lurking asked me to put his name forward. He didn't want to type it in himself. He's the original silent killer. He's everywhere, see's everything, and hides well.
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Onanism can't be a horseman. You have to have one hand on the reins and one hand on your sword...I mean, your weapon...I mean..Oh, never mind.
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We're all doomed to perish in the flames of eternal damnation from which none shall be redeemed.
The bottom of the pit has no bottom. Only a trap door that opens, allowing its hapless victim to continue plunging through the black depths of deeeepppppp deeeeeesssspaaair.
Fear not - there are many to greet you since the raging flames of hell is where we all end up - writhing in eternal torment.
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I don't know why I am even bothering to try. It's all pretty hopeless. I'll never get to be a horseman. They'll never choose me. Why should they? Afere all, I suck. I hate me. I hate me and I hate them. I hate everyone and everything.
No - that's all wrong. Besides, it takes too much energy. I think I'll just curl up into this lump of misery and ooze out a few tears of abject and pathetic DESPAIRRRRRRRR.
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Upon entering this thread I was whisked away to the 'Island of Misfit Sins and Adjectives.' Somebody sew the button eye back on that Emotion, he's starting to creep me out.
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I am nobody's tool! You are all my tools! You think you have control of your life, but I am the one who is truly in control. You think America Online is simply a program? You are wrong...deadly wrong.
It is a vice, a rot on the name of the internet. It is a mindgame that I, the CEO of America Online, have created to make the lives of internet users everywhere a cesspool of DEEP DESPAIR!!!!! Go ahead now, try to cancel your subscription. You will realize that all effort is futile!!
dija kahl??&?^? herd mai naym, hahd mye kname - waija cawl#
::steed kicks over tables, treads on people, cackles uproariously while foaming at the mouth::
eyE dohnt wawnt 2 rehn flauerz laik buttt veree whet
whoseat? dEepe dezpaya? wannah pley%? knaut hidencq tho beekoz yu awlwayz hyde intha sahm playss - pitt ov diep despahr no funn kno fun nooooo funnatall
::sets fire to fallen chairs:: naiss.--. pritty ::sings "prutty fruuty boutee" while sprinkling gasoline on flames and spreading cream cheese on Sarcasm and kissing boredom::
wears hoarz??> horss! hooooorssss! gohin go-in bai bi
::jumps onto steed backwards and rides off, waving with one foot, up and onto the sunset, which starts turning to strawberry mousse as Chaos approaches::
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Actually, I succeeded in leaving AOL...or rather, I succeeded in failing to keep AOL. My checking account number changed, and I couldn't convince them I was me so that I could give them the new account number. They WANTED PROOF before they would accept any more money!
It's me, the swishy Sith-ee, with the big pink light saber and the leather cape.
Lust told me about the opening, and I just have to fill it. I love horseys. I love playing horsee too. I'll let all you big boys ride if you let me play.
I have my own big pink stallion named Bruceey. Pick me, oooh Pick me.
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