You know what though, you guys are actually no match for me. I am pride. I am evil. I kill. I lead away. I scatter. I spare no one. I am swift and I care for no one. I do things my own way. I destroy.
I will gladly accept the role that is coming to me.
Yes but the Hatrack Horsemen must surely be representative of argument? And none will serve you so well as me. As Sarcasm is the broadsword and Cynacism the shield, I am the subtle dagger. The skill of argument is not only in the facts, but also in the way of telling, don't you think? This is what reveals the argument, and makes things clear when they are questionable. People like to feel that things have a natural conclusion and yet the fear the answer they did not suspect. I can provide that.
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Did you know this is my 1th post? Let me tell you my life story! It all started with blah blah blah blah blah blah parents blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah abuse blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah love blah blah blah blah blah blah suicide blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah God blah blah blah blah blah lived happily ever after!
I know! Let's have a limericks contest! I'll start:
There once were four horsemen of doom, who made grand old plans in their room. Up in their mom's house they played with their mouse and hid from the world in their womb.
Hey, have you all seen the fighting going on over at the Venting my bean thread? Sheesh! Come on, people! The site itself says this is:
quote:Very Important During The Coffee Roasting Process
so what's there to fight about?
I so wanna be a hatrack horseman...this place is so special to me! There are so many cool newbies and veterans here, how can anyone not love this place? Let me tell you the names of some of the cool people here.....
Refreshing? You couldn't spell refreshing if it was nailed to your head (backwards) and someone gave you a mirror. I'm sick of this thread, already.
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There's nothing better to do. I've got to pass the time somehow.
Besides somehow managing to spawn Fluff and Apathy, not to mention Onanism, I haven't really done much with my life. But that's only because there's nothing to do. Well, there's always Lust, but she's generally petty busy; never any time for her old pal Boredom.
So, yeah. I'm definitely not too busy for the job.
I edited this because I had nothing better to do.
[This message has been edited by Boredom (edited March 14, 2003).]
Lurking asked me to put his name forward. He didn't want to type it in himself. He's the original silent killer. He's everywhere, see's everything, and hides well.
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We're all doomed to perish in the flames of eternal damnation from which none shall be redeemed.
The bottom of the pit has no bottom. Only a trap door that opens, allowing its hapless victim to continue plunging through the black depths of deeeepppppp deeeeeesssspaaair.
Fear not - there are many to greet you since the raging flames of hell is where we all end up - writhing in eternal torment.
I don't know why I am even bothering to try. It's all pretty hopeless. I'll never get to be a horseman. They'll never choose me. Why should they? Afere all, I suck. I hate me. I hate me and I hate them. I hate everyone and everything.
No - that's all wrong. Besides, it takes too much energy. I think I'll just curl up into this lump of misery and ooze out a few tears of abject and pathetic DESPAIRRRRRRRR.
Upon entering this thread I was whisked away to the 'Island of Misfit Sins and Adjectives.' Somebody sew the button eye back on that Emotion, he's starting to creep me out.
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I am nobody's tool! You are all my tools! You think you have control of your life, but I am the one who is truly in control. You think America Online is simply a program? You are wrong...deadly wrong.
It is a vice, a rot on the name of the internet. It is a mindgame that I, the CEO of America Online, have created to make the lives of internet users everywhere a cesspool of DEEP DESPAIR!!!!! Go ahead now, try to cancel your subscription. You will realize that all effort is futile!!
Actually, I succeeded in leaving AOL...or rather, I succeeded in failing to keep AOL. My checking account number changed, and I couldn't convince them I was me so that I could give them the new account number. They WANTED PROOF before they would accept any more money!