That's just not fair. I want to fall down in the throws of ecstacy but I could never fight you--Lust. I never fight lust. Lust shows up any where, any time, any place and I just surrender to it.
I admit some people I've lusted after have tried to fight back, but I don't mind.
Sorry, Lust, but I think Anti-Chris and I are not so subject to you as you might think. We are motivated by pure evil (and sometimes the desires for infinite wealth and power, but that's irrelevant now), not lust. Think Venus and Adonis--we're hunters, not lovers.
Like I need Lust to tell me what belongs at Hatrack! Ha! And as if being indigenous to Hatrack is a requirement! If you think you're so cool, why don't you start your own little club? You can call it something really lame, like maybe "The Seven Deadly Sins."
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I shall make a bid for one of the coveted spots. I trust I need not justify my qualifications.*
In addition to what Dan said, I would like to point out that the power of Lust has increased immeasurably due to the internet. Before the internet, Lust was confined to magazines behind the 7-11 counter and the backroom of the video store. Lust has run rampant now thanks to providers like AOL.
According to Thor and his short-lived(about five minutes before deletion) thread, I support terrorism! How could I not be one of the Horsemen now?!
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If its the HATRACK signs of the Apocalypse that you are looking for, I usually tend to show up right before it dies. Im also refered to as Spammer and Troll. Thats right, Im the guy that sends in the Trolls.
All hope for Hatrack is about to be lost when Troll's reign free, spreading me across the board. I have shown my face numerous times before, usually in your mail. Sometimes a couple of people have used me to wreak havoc but since they couldn't coordinate their attack with OTHER posters, they just got banned.
Lets face it. The last thing you want to see on your computer, or in Hatrack is Spam.
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I really need this, guys. The bills are really piling up. I put in to be a Deadly Sin back in the day, but they told me the positions had already been filled.
I tried to push them to expand the field to eight, but they weren't buying it. I mean, I had a doctor's note and everything - it wasn't like I could have interviewed with that, um, *cough, cough* cold...
And then, frustratingly enough, my wagon got a flat on the way to the temple. Wouldn't you know, the one time I really needed it.
So a Saturday deadline? I think I can handle that... but I'm going out of town on Thursday, and I hear there may be weather. I'll try to get it in Friday night before bed... Insomnia and I can work on stuff over AIM.
Monstrous, stormy thunderclouds spewing rain that is more acidic than any acid ever was is pouring down upon you all. I am melting into slimy gobs of craven goo and burning the very life-giving ground into a waste below me.
Fie! Can you not feel it burn your eyes and hair?
Do you not have eyes with which to see? Ears with which to hear? Noses with which to smell - - - argghhhhhhhhhhh - the smell - NOOOOOOO, stop - quick - the clothespin.
Oh - it is too much. How can I hope to triumph against such contenders as "fine print" - when has anyone EVER read the fine print to any deal they've made? How can frail and puny mortals pass up the seductive wiles of LUST?
*Much weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth*
Join me - all of you contenders - what is life but death relived? Join me and suffer not alone . . .
I've been using you as my minion for YEARS America Online -- just because you're suddenly aware of the fact doesn't mean we should join forces. It works better the other way -- with you convincing the masses that these "Spam Blockers" And "Pop-Up Stoppers" are going to expell the porn and other goodness from your borders.