I just love this thread. It is such a testimony to Hatrack's intrinsic greatness. All the people on this thread deserve a hug--no, make that cookies. I love you all!
(((everyone)))
I am so impressed by your wit, grace, charm, and overall coolness. And Sarcasm, hooray to you for starting such a great thread! Thanks for posting everyone. It's been a great read.
Only, I wish you could be a teensy bit funnier.
But other than that, you're all simply fabulous. I'm so glad I know you!
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Oh, boy. I really asked for that one, didn't I? That's all we need. The other contestants were little more than Seven Deadly Sin dropouts. This really is the end of the world, isn't it?
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*yawn* I'm getting very bored, very quickly. Should I expect an answer within the next millennium? Or shall we just consider this a lost cause?
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Sorry for the holdup, but it appears that somebody (*glares at Cynicism*) can't be bothered to check his email.
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You people really let this thread go to waste.
Look...it's obvious that none of you could ever exist without me. You cannot sin without evil intentions. You cannot have an Anti-Christ without evil. I am the embodiment of all negativity, I am the father of every applicant in this thread.
In fact, being a horseman would be wasting my talents. I will be the general of the four horseman, and you will like it.
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Do I need to point out that once we Horsemen have done our job and brought about the end of the world, all evil will be destroyed? Please tell me you knew that. I mean, I know Evil is bad, but that's just dumb.Posts: 276 | Registered: Feb 2003
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Do you REALIZE how many times I've had to share a room with freakin' Onanism? We're practically common law by now!
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True dat, T. Even with multiple usernames, I can't keep up with your rabid posting habits. However, I only pretend to have a big ego. It's really just an act to cover up the insecure little boy inside of me.
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You people... egotism like that sickens me. I pride myself on my ability to keep my ego in check; hell, I'm the humblest person I know. I'm a veritable KING of modesty!
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The close proximity of the prepositional phrase "with multiple usernames" to the subject "I" would indicate that I was referring to my multiple usernames.
So what are your other usernames? I'm going to guess you've got a couple in this thread, neh?
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I would like to post MY pick for the Raven Horsemen of the Apocalypse. These are the four truest horrors, truest evils that do mark the end of the world:
1) FEAR For fear is the mind killer. (Right Leto?)
2) PUBERTY What else is more lothesome, messy, confusing or just yucky.
3) LOVE Sorry Lust, some people confuse you guys, but nothing in the universe is as dangerous, devastating, dominating, degrading, debasing and down-right diabolical as Love. It scary, uncontrollable, overwhelming, and we crave it like a heroin addict craves their junk. When Love rides in, the end of your world is near.
4) Santa Claus You can't fool me. I know Santa Claus is one of the original horsemen. I can just picture it, out of a cloud of dark dust and ash comes a black stallion. Hoisted on his back, in his bright red suit, Santa sings out "HO HO HO, MERRY APOCALYPSE EVERYBODY!!!"
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Well, folks, since I haven't heard from my cohort in a while, I guess I'll have to make the decision myself.
The Four Hatrack Horsemen of the Apocalypse will be:
Sarcasm Cynicism Fluff TomDavidson
Congratulations to the winners, and thank you to all the applicants. Give yourselves a nice, big pat on the back, 'cause you deserve something for your waste of time and energy.
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Hey, I merely replied to the email that you sent me. Does someone's mail server need a little work?
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Possibly the mail server at my work, yes. Hmmmm. Lemme see... I did a big clean out the other day, might gotta lost then.
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Good job, Einstein. Well, at least we've finally made the decision. Now if only our two new Horsemen would realize that they've been chosen. . . .
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So, does anyone care to reveal who they really are? I know the identities of Fluff, 1stHorsemanofApocalypse, Spite, Trolling, 'Humility,' TomDavidson, and Marshmallowness (well, I only know one person who would make that last name, anyway).
Edited to include the most fearsome Horseman of all.
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Oh, I knew I was chosen a while ago -- like, before I even applied for the position. After all, according to certain people who should know, I run this place.
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I was kidding about the Lust thing. I really don't know who you were. Are you going to make me guess? 'Cause I hate guessing.
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Well, considering that a couple posts appeared under the name Icarus, and then disappeared and reappeared under the name Fluff, I'm going to assume that you're . . .
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for good measure!!!!
Wow, T! You were half the thread!
