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Maccabeus, they're not only holes, they're gaping caverns. He uses the hunt-n'-peck method of proof-texting as well as laughable sources, particularly for his creationist evangelism.
He makes me pretty ill. Didn't get to do my parody last night, but I should have time this afternoon.
What I can't stand is the way every single one of them ends with person A explaining (once) to person B "The Way Things Really Are"(tm) and Person B not only GETS IT, but with a vengeance. *poof* Instant "christian." Complete with Crusade Kit and double-genuflect action!
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It looks like almost all of the supposed 'victims' are either old ladies or young girls. Am I adding 'closet feminist' to my list of sins, or is this a valid point?
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Donkeyshins, TAK . . . or whatever it is those Germans say. . . ^_^
I screwed up, though. Genuflecting, double or otherwise, would be frowned on. What I meant, of course, is that they each come equipped with their own 40 lb. study bible for guerilla evangelism. *thwap*
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Hey, Catholics - you know that Jack Chick has PROOF that the Pope (and his secret commander, the "Black Pope") are the Beast and Antichrists? Read all about it here!
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I knew those dirty catholics were up to something when I saw them buying bibles! What could be more despicable than a catholic with a new bible?
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Jacare, I got your e-mail and I have all of your pictures on my computer now, along with a little html file to display them. However my ftp program isn't connecting to my website for some reason, so I'm going to restart and try to upload again. Assuming I get it to work, I'll post the link in the parody thread.
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Reminds me of O.C. Lambert, one of our old preachers back in the 1950s. Lambert was hideously offended by Joseph McCarthy and his self-righteous anti-Communist crusade, so he wrote to some senators. He explained to them that McCarthy himself belonged to an organization dedicated to the overthrow of America and he had the documents to prove it.
Naturally the senators leaped on this--at the time, who wouldn't have? They asked him to send the documents pronto. He wrote back and asked where he should send the Roman Catholic books and papers.
When they didn't respond, he concluded, "The US Government is running scared of the Roman Catholic Church!"
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No I don't, because I can't get the ftp to work. Heck, I've even tried downloading a different ftp program and connecting from another computer but so far no luck. Which is werid because my mail all goes to the same folder I'm trying to acess (on the same server) and the mail is having no problems.
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All right, I need to go for a few hours (to buy college stuff). I'm hoping that when I get back this will be working, or at least that I'll have gotten a response from the admin. Anyways, sorry about the delay.
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I stopped working on it because stupid Ralphie took the same strip and almost the identical concept! Posts: 1112 | Registered: Jan 2003
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