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The Government Flunky, now VERY red-faced, covered in dumpster filth and extremely irritated, stomps back into the Principal's office and icily declares:
"You had your chance. You blew it. Now, just so you know how serious I am, I am henceforth removing your School Lunch Program money. We'll see how you like dealing with hungry children! Hungry, mean, disrespectful children. If things don't improve, I'll remove your sports funding NEXT!"
The Government Flunky stomps out of the Principal's office, pausing to glare significantly at sarcasticmuppet.
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hey, the vegan protestors have dispersed. Apparently, vegetarian diets are much better for a budget-savvy principal. Thank you, Government Flunky!
Now Mr. Flunky, imagine how parents would feel if they find out that their children are not being fed properly. Now, if this information that you've pulled the school lunch program were...leaked to the public, imagine the results when you get to face hundreds of angry parents.
*pats Flunky on the back* Have fun.
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You know, sarcasticmuppet, you may be right. This government aid does nothing but corrupt the school. We don't need it anyway. Not with graft and such....
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"Get real, Gottmorder! Your parents are demanding that the government step in and take control by ANY means necessary - including starving their children. Perhaps with a little less food, they'd sit still longer and learn more and then the test scores your parents complained to me about would be improved . . . "
The Government Flunky winks at Gottmorder.
"You'd make a great secret service agent - how'd you like a job? I guarantee that it would pay more than the pennies Mr. Principal pays you, be far more exciting and involve lots of travel - all expenses paid at standrad government per diem rate, of course. What do you say?"
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Sorry sir, my Ph.D is in school bullying. Part of which involves basic biology. It is a well known fact that food provides energy and vital monomers important for cellular production of ATP. Without food, the students will have far less energy, be much more tired and less attentive. Students will be in worse health, and this will result in a massive decline in grades, which the parents will soon find out is a result of your actions.
I ask you to reconsider. If I am forced to, you can meet my friends, Mr. Wall, Mr. Dumpster, and Mr. Concrete.
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::hands Government Flunky envelope containing untold numbers of unmarked bills and the number to a Swiss Bank account with which to replenish it::
Move along, now. We have business to discuss here.
Now, School Bully, what color would you like your Hummer to be, exactly?
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Oh, don't forget your sashes you two! And those keys work with the soda machine! Save some for Mrs. Larsen! She gets awful cranky without a Coke in the morning!
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I know what you're thinking, "Eewww, peanut butter in my hair, gross." But it really works, and it washes right out.
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Now Ryuko, eslaine knows what she's doing. No matter what she says, she is looked upon with suspicion. I think she wishes to make herself a martyr just so that someone will die!
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A shadowy form rises up behind the Principal and triumphantly snatches the ledger.
"A-HA I KNEW you were doctoring student's test scores. I'll just take that ledger back to my superior's along with the bribe you offered me - we'll see how long you remain as principal now!"
The Government Flunky laughs maniacally, clutching the ledger to his thickened middle.
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