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Government Flunky
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*Crosses arms and frown impatiently*

There are health and safety regulations that you must follow, you know . . . you are all treading on very thin ice here . . . [No No]

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Jenny Gardener
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Aw, c'mon! It's hands-on cooperative learning that meets or exceeds National and State standards in science, social studies, and mathematics.

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Government Flunky
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"Intercooperative, schmoperative. How does it test? We can't leave ANY child behind and there must of course be proof of acceptable progress . . . I'm sure you understand . . . "

*Triumphantly folds arms across chest and awaits reply.*

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Jenny Gardener
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Dang,you're nasty! I'm sure my Principal will be happy to back me up on this.

Uh, Principal?

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College Grad
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My lifelong dream is to give children the desire to learn!

I am young, naive, and believe I can change the system!

I just got my masters and believe I am ready to take on the Public Education system!

I am screaming for someone to make me hard and cynical!

Here's my application, Mr. Principal, sir.

[ December 10, 2003, 07:48 PM: Message edited by: College Grad ]

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Government Flunky
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"It's not the principal you need, child . . . you need beaurocracy!"

Heh, heh, heh - the Government Flunky raises eyebrows in anticipation . . .

"Did they teach you anything about government and legislative control in school?"

Waggles raised eyebrows meaningfully . . .

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College Grad
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but...how will beaurocracy help children to have a desire to learn?

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Government Flunky
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*Blinks in amazement*

"You ARE new, aren't you?"

Grins in anticipation.

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Jenny Gardener
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Hate to tell you, College Grad, but now you'll NEVER get hired. Well, maybe as a substitute. People with Master's degrees cost too much. See me? I just got in here on a bare Bachelor's degree. Ask anybody - it's wisest to get your Master's AFTER you've made yourself indispensable to the school.

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College Grad
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The money's not important! I'm here to give children a desire to learn!!! I'll work for a bare minimum of other teachers' salaries. The smiles on the learning childrens faces are valuable enough!!!

[ December 11, 2003, 10:00 PM: Message edited by: College Grad ]

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The Principal
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::Sneaks into office::

Oh, hi. Do I know you?

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Jenny Gardener
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Hello, Principal!

*Butt-shoves the overeager Graduate out of the way*

At the risk of repeating myself,

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Um, Principal? Where are the State Standards books?

And I was wondering... Can I buy copies of Ender's Game for all my students? We're studying science fiction next semester. Also, I'll need the gym set up for Battle Room, with no gravity and all that.

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Ewwwww! Principal! There's a Government Flunky in the Teacher's Lounge!

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The Principal
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Oh, Jenny, here's a wad of cash.

::Hands Jenny a roll of bills the size of a frisbee.::

If you need anymore, we can comp you...

(how is she going to get microgravity in the gym? [Dont Know]

)

Oh, and the Flunky is just an observer. Pretend like he's not there. (Really, he's alright.)

Have some peppermints, it's nearly Xmas!

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Jenny Gardener
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Yeah! Thanks Principal!

*leaves office humming non-religious holiday songs*

Now, where are the PE instructor and the Physics teacher?

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The Principal
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::Wakes up on the couch, stumbles about the office::

Boy, what a bad case of bed-head!

::Stumbles out::

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The Principal
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*unlocks door, flicks on lights*

Yow! Another school year. I guess I'd better get ready.

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skillery
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::stands on tiptoe to peek through principal's window::

::watches principal hang a new, purpose-built, laminated hardwood fanny paddle on the hook by the door::

::makes mental note to have mom pick up a new fanny donut at the drugstore::

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