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Marek
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ok maybe I won't delete it, or atleast if I do people will have some idea what you were responding to because it will be obviouse I deleted the post I'm talking about in this post, unless I delete both posts, but I'm to lazy to do that.
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Da_Goat, you wouldn't happen to be the same person who did the "Spot, the fake smile..." dobie, would you? Cause if you are, you're REALLY wierd. I'm talkin' about get some help kinda wierd. The dobie was strike one, this was strike two, insanity is a two-strike game and you have now lost.

EDIT: I said it was "Spot, The Fake Smiley" when it really was "Spot, the fake smile..." without the y.

[ October 26, 2003, 01:20 AM: Message edited by: Liquor and Fireworks ]

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Okay, I found the thread, and it was by you.
Spot, the fake smile...

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Oh, and just in case you're really sensitive, I should tell you I'm just playing around.
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marek, you made my skull crack open and ooze precious intellect. but as long as you remain lazy, i'll let it go.
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Ok, I'll be lazy, and next time I'll try to avoid any skull cracking
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Mister Liquor, yes, that was me, and don't worry: I'm completely insensitive. [Wink]

[ October 26, 2003, 02:45 PM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]

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Rhaegar The Fool
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I love insensitive people.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, spaghetti.
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(sleeps)

(Yes people, this is really what I want to do...)

[Sleep]

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Bang
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Eruve Nandiriel
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*lights Rhaegar's nosehairs on fire*
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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*gives Rhaegar an atomic wedgie*
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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OK Eruve you are dead cruel, wait, no, just dead.
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*Squirts grapefruit in Rhaegar's eyes*
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Shoots fireworks boy with a rail road gun.

-Rhaegar The Fool

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Maybe I'm just slow, but what exactly is a rail road gun?

*Removes whatever sort of projectile a rail road gun uses. Forces Rhaegar into a rocket headed for the sun*

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*feeds Rhaegar really fast so he get an ice-cream headache*

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
[Big Grin]

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*shoots Rhaegar with p'ball gun at high velocity and point blank range*
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Ok, I need to post more, Rhaegar the fool, Liquor and Firework, and Eruve Nandiriel are all newer here then me and all have way more posts than me. Seriously how does Rhaegar have almost 400 posts in less than a month? [Confused]

Oh well, sorry to disturve the fight, "hits Rhaeagr the fool with a big rock, hits Ligour and Fireworks with even bigger rock. Wonders who he is forgetting, then suddenly remembers when Eruve hits him with a big rock* [Razz]

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quote:
Shoots fireworks boy with a rail road gun.
Should be just rail gun. A rail gun uses magnetism to shoot metal projectiles at high speeds. It's been a staple of sci fi since Heinlein used it in The Moon is a Harsh Mistress in the 60s.

Koga, that's not even counting posts from his previous, short-lived incarnation(s). [Evil Laugh]

**Blows Koga away with a tennis ball cannon.**

[ November 06, 2003, 11:22 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Rhaegar The Fool
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By rail gun I meant the cannons used in WW2 that were so big they had to be mounted on trains. The shells were about a foot across, bye bye Eruve, Fireworks. And the reason that I have 400 is because of the Last Post thread.

*Shoots Eruve, and Liquor and Fireworks with Rail Road Gun*

-Rhaegar The Fool

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Eruve Nandiriel
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*bops Rhaegar on the head*
*pokes him in the eyes*
NYUK! NYUK! NYUK!

[Big Grin]

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So, anyway, I was talking with this kid from Oregon, when suddenly he says "No."

"No what?"

"Why, what's wrong with 'what's?" he asks.

"No, I mean..."

"Yeah, you are."

"That's not what I mean," I tell him.

"Wow, mean and illiterate. That sentence should be said 'I'm not mean'. I dond't know why you had the 'what' or 'that' in there in the first place....Oh, I get it! 'No what'! So, why did you never tell me you're psychic? Or was this just some well thought-out plan to make me think you're a psychic?"

"Oh shut up," I said.

And we then proceeded to go to Del Taco.

The End.............of part one!

Whoa, I caught you by surprise there, didn't I?

[ November 06, 2003, 05:06 PM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]

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[ROFL]
That was kind of random....

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Oh no! Da_Goat is doing it again.
*head explodes*

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I have heard of a rail gun, but not a rail road gun, I think Rhaegar most certainly is a fool.
*Throws handfuls of change from a mile above Rhaegar's and Koga's heads, cutting through there bodies and causing blood to splatter evrywhere*

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Koga, please do not resort to using the last post thread for post counts, only freaks do that.
I've already given some tips on post count somewhere in this thread.

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Another tip, post after yourself multiple times.
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Koga, that's not even counting posts from his previous, short-lived incarnation(s).
Which one of us are you talking about? Or are you talking about all of us?
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Anything huh? Rhaegar! I challenge you to a race around the world! The queen herself shall fire the opening shot at noon tomorrow in the town square!

Huzzah!

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I killed the queen.
NYUK NYUK NYUK

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Very well then, then some bum I just found will fire the opening shot, and all he requests in payment is a sandwich.
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Nope, cause after I killed the Queen, I started running, I already bullet on, the bwas the bullet was the starting shot.
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*stuffs Rhaegar with stove-top*
*sets oven for 350*
*bakes him for 5 hrs*
Yum! Thanksiving CHICKEN! [Wink]

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I want to bump this thread. [Wink]
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Curse you and your black ops mind games! To the race cave!
*insert batman scene switch here*

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Thanksgiving has turkey not chicken. Foolish Eruve, I dont mind when you cook me, but when you say the wrong meat it makes me mad.

-Rhaegar The Fool

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Awww...Rhaegar's too CHICKEN to fight...
[Razz]
*bops Rhaegar on head*
*listens to echo*
[Razz]

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I want to bump this thread. (again)

*dances around bonfire*
*throws in black powder*
*laughs sadisticly*

[Evil Laugh]

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We wants to hug the Precious.
*hugs Rhaegar*
[Smile]

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We wants to hug the precious too.

(((((((Eruve))))))):-D

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We wants to hug the precious back.
(((((Rhaegar)))))

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I know this is a silly thing to pint out, but this thread is almost to three pages, I just wanted to say that.
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We wants to make precious's thread grow.
[Evil]

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We is touched.
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Part 2:

My friend and I walk out of Del Taco.

"Uh oh," he says. "I believe I'm coming down with TACO BELL BACKLASH!"

"Why the caps?" I ask.

"What?"

"Oh, nevermind. Anyway, it's not Taco Bell Backlash. We just ate at Del Taco, not Taco Bell."

"Oh, right," he says. "Well, whatever backlash it is, it's lashing back now."

"Do you really have to let everybody know like that?"

"Who's everybody? It's just me and you, right?"

"Yeah, and I didn't want to know," I say.

"Well, you would have guessed it, wouldn't you?"

"Yes, which is exactly why you didn't need to tell me."

"Oh...okay."

He thinks.

"Hey, want to go to Taco Bell tomorrow?" he says after a brief silence.

The End....of part 2!

No, it doesn't work as well the second time.

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We wants to bump this thread in precious's name.
And we wants to hug precious.
(((((((((((Rhaegar))))))))))) [Kiss]

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We loves the precious, so we is very pleased that we were just kissed by a smiley in her name.
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*peeks in, notices the randomness, walks back out to find The Principal's Office*
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I know what I want to do -- cry. Just cry for a while. Then it will all be ok.

[Cry] [Cry] [Cry] [Cry]

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