Author
Topic: RotK Wenches Tavern
Eruve Nandiriel
Member
posted December 03, 2003 02:37 PM
*Eowyn looks around the tavern for Aragorn*
Posts: 4174 | Registered: Sep 2003
| IP: Logged |
T_Smith
Member
posted December 03, 2003 02:38 PM
You know, it warms my soul seeing 3 threads of mine on the top.
Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002
| IP: Logged |
Kama
Member
posted December 03, 2003 03:08 PM
Hmm... if someone calls me a mistress... does it mean she's my minion?
Posts: 5700 | Registered: Feb 2002
| IP: Logged |
Starla*
Member
posted December 03, 2003 04:49 PM
Yes, M'Lady.
Posts: 463 | Registered: Oct 2003
| IP: Logged |
sarcasticmuppet
Member
posted December 03, 2003 04:57 PM
Taking any more applications for newbie-wench? I can sweep real good.
Posts: 4089 | Registered: Apr 2003
| IP: Logged |
Starla*
Member
posted December 03, 2003 05:00 PM
Can you use a broom *really* well?
Posts: 463 | Registered: Oct 2003
| IP: Logged |
Kama
Member
posted December 03, 2003 05:15 PM
Well actually, this is Jenny's tavern, so she's the boss, but sure, why not.
Posts: 5700 | Registered: Feb 2002
| IP: Logged |
Starla*
Member
posted December 03, 2003 05:20 PM
Yes, M'lady. *curtsy*
Posts: 463 | Registered: Oct 2003
| IP: Logged |
Starla*
Member
posted December 03, 2003 05:21 PM
Can I have my knives back now?
Posts: 463 | Registered: Oct 2003
| IP: Logged |
sarcasticmuppet
Member
posted December 03, 2003 05:24 PM
quote: Can you use a broom *really* well? Well, maybe not *that* well, but I manage just fine.
Posts: 4089 | Registered: Apr 2003
| IP: Logged |
Kama
Member
posted December 03, 2003 05:25 PM
*gives knives back*
Posts: 5700 | Registered: Feb 2002
| IP: Logged |
Starla*
Member
posted December 03, 2003 05:26 PM
hehehe...
Posts: 463 | Registered: Oct 2003
| IP: Logged |
kwsni
Member
posted December 03, 2003 07:22 PM
::smuggles Aragorn and Boromir up the back stairs::
Posts: 1925 | Registered: Apr 2001
| IP: Logged |
T_Smith
Member
posted December 03, 2003 07:29 PM
Darn it! This thread is not for sneaking boys into!
Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002
| IP: Logged |
Valentine014
Member
posted December 03, 2003 08:56 PM
::Knocks lightly on the door::
Posts: 2064 | Registered: Dec 2003
| IP: Logged |
T_Smith
Member
posted December 03, 2003 08:58 PM
Would you rather be a minion?
Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002
| IP: Logged |
sarcasticmuppet
Member
posted December 03, 2003 09:01 PM
Don't listen, he lies about the dental plan.
Posts: 4089 | Registered: Apr 2003
| IP: Logged |
T_Smith
Member
posted December 03, 2003 09:06 PM
Back in your cage, SM!
Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002
| IP: Logged |
Valentine014
Member
posted December 03, 2003 09:09 PM
Val's Wench Resume:
Posts: 2064 | Registered: Dec 2003
| IP: Logged |
T_Smith
Member
posted December 03, 2003 09:15 PM
Ok, thats it, your getting the Minion Premium Free Trial...
Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002
| IP: Logged |
Valentine014
Member
posted December 03, 2003 09:31 PM
Free trial?! I can't go wrong!
Posts: 2064 | Registered: Dec 2003
| IP: Logged |
Maccabeus
Member
posted December 03, 2003 09:53 PM
*sneaks into the tavern, trying to avoid the Nazgrrls*
Posts: 1041 | Registered: Feb 2002
| IP: Logged |
Valentine014
Member
posted December 03, 2003 10:01 PM
::looks up from contract, as if sensing a change in the air....::
Posts: 2064 | Registered: Dec 2003
| IP: Logged |
kwsni
Member
posted December 03, 2003 10:51 PM
::shakes head sadly::
Posts: 1925 | Registered: Apr 2001
| IP: Logged |
Valentine014
Member
posted December 03, 2003 11:01 PM
kwsni-those boys look like they might be too much for you-might I take one of them off your hands?
Posts: 2064 | Registered: Dec 2003
| IP: Logged |
Snuffles
Member
posted December 03, 2003 11:13 PM
::raises hackles and bares teeth::
Posts: 72 | Registered: Dec 2002
| IP: Logged |
BYuCnslr
Member
posted December 04, 2003 01:55 AM
:: Kisses Mayday on the cheek and stands up ::
Posts: 1986 | Registered: Apr 2001
| IP: Logged |
BYuCnslr
Member
posted December 05, 2003 12:14 PM
Do we have a CD player around? I've got the RotK soundtrack in my hands...
Posts: 1986 | Registered: Apr 2001
| IP: Logged |
Jenny Gardener
Member
posted December 09, 2003 02:23 PM
Boromir and Faramir VS. Elladan and Elrohir in a tag-team wrestling match!
Posts: 3141 | Registered: Apr 2000
| IP: Logged |
Eruve Nandiriel
Member
posted December 09, 2003 02:26 PM
Oooh! A fight!
Posts: 4174 | Registered: Sep 2003
| IP: Logged |
Olivet
Member
posted December 09, 2003 02:32 PM
I'm betting on the twins to win, 'cause they have less body hair and will be harder to get hold of. Not to mention that SOMEONE just oiled them up really good.
Posts: 9293 | Registered: Aug 2000
| IP: Logged |
Jenny Gardener
Member
posted December 09, 2003 02:33 PM
Did I mention that the boys will be rubbed down with scented oil first? Their bodies will glisten in the lamplight, making it hard for them to grip each other. This fight should last for a long, long time.
Posts: 3141 | Registered: Apr 2000
| IP: Logged |
Eruve Nandiriel
Member
posted December 09, 2003 02:34 PM
*giggles*
Posts: 4174 | Registered: Sep 2003
| IP: Logged |
Jenny Gardener
Member
posted December 09, 2003 02:34 PM
Olivet, isn't it amazing how great minds think alike?
Posts: 3141 | Registered: Apr 2000
| IP: Logged |
kwsni
Member
posted December 09, 2003 02:35 PM
::hands out ale::
Posts: 1925 | Registered: Apr 2001
| IP: Logged |
Jenny Gardener
Member
posted December 09, 2003 02:39 PM
Where's our Honorary Wenches? We need someone to handle the betting.
Posts: 3141 | Registered: Apr 2000
| IP: Logged |
Eruve Nandiriel
Member
posted December 09, 2003 02:41 PM
I need some Ent-draught. I could stand to grow a few inches.
Posts: 4174 | Registered: Sep 2003
| IP: Logged |
T_Smith
Member
posted December 09, 2003 02:42 PM
BTW, down in the Wizards Bachelor Pad we are having a wrestling match between Arwen and Eowyn. Oiled down of course.
Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002
| IP: Logged |
Olivet
Member
posted December 09, 2003 02:43 PM
Jenny, you and I are the result of some strange experiment in brain cloning.
Posts: 9293 | Registered: Aug 2000
| IP: Logged |
Jenny Gardener
Member
posted December 09, 2003 02:44 PM
Psst, Eruve... we serve Ent-draught here at the Tavern when some of our members need a little something extra.
Posts: 3141 | Registered: Apr 2000
| IP: Logged |
Eruve Nandiriel
Member
posted December 09, 2003 02:44 PM
Eowyn would so kick Arwen's butt.
Posts: 4174 | Registered: Sep 2003
| IP: Logged |
Jenny Gardener
Member
posted December 09, 2003 02:46 PM
Wishful thinking, T! The girls are here, of course. Arwen is rolling her eyes at her brothers, but the Gondor Guys are pretty darn interesting to both of our lovely ladies!
Posts: 3141 | Registered: Apr 2000
| IP: Logged |
Vána
Member
posted December 09, 2003 02:50 PM
*is busy passing around the ale*so going to earn one of those towel girl positions!
Posts: 2661 | Registered: Apr 2002
| IP: Logged |
Eruve Nandiriel
Member
posted December 09, 2003 02:52 PM
I'd rather towel off Pippin...
Posts: 4174 | Registered: Sep 2003
| IP: Logged |
Jenny Gardener
Member
posted December 09, 2003 02:59 PM
After the Main Event, there will be a hobbit pile-up attack on all comers! Eruve, I'm assuming you want to be in on the action?
Posts: 3141 | Registered: Apr 2000
| IP: Logged |
Eruve Nandiriel
Member
posted December 09, 2003 03:01 PM
A HOBBIT PILE UP!!!
Posts: 4174 | Registered: Sep 2003
| IP: Logged |
Vána
Member
posted December 09, 2003 03:01 PM
One of the twins, please!
Posts: 2661 | Registered: Apr 2002
| IP: Logged |
Printer-friendly view of this topic
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
![[Wink]](wink.gif)
![[Smile]](smile.gif)
![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
![[Party]](graemlins/party.gif)
![[Evil Laugh]](graemlins/evillaugh.gif)
