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And when the orcs march to Minas Tirith and they cut scene to Gandalf, shout "Begun, the Clone War has."
Then again, if you can see it a few times and get Gandalf's lines memorized, it'd piss a whole lotta people off if you Yoda-ized everything he says.
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118) At the appropriate moment say "What? Eowyn is a chic? Next your going to tell me Legolas is a dude."
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That is a funny one, I'm glad to see it again 123) sit at your computer obsessing about how much fun everyone who got advanced tickets is probably having right now.
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124) Sit at your computer because the one responsible for getting you advanced tickets forgot about you. Posts: 4089 | Registered: Apr 2003
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125) Sit at your computeur with a smug, utterly satisfied look on your face because, even though you've been sitting in a theater for 14+ hours, you feel great. Posts: 5264 | Registered: Jul 2002
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126) When it's over, say "That was pretty good. But I don't understand how melting the ring in a volcano destroyed the earth-crossing meteor Sauron. I don't think comet tails are typically that red. And I thought it was imperative that Elijah Wood go with the people to the underground dwelling. And wasn't Liv Tyler's boyfriend supposed to get blown up saving the world in the end?"
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# whatever: When Aragorn rides back and forth in front of the troops talking to them shout "For Freedom!"
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#??? As Gollum lingers for just a moment floating on the surface of the lava, just before he actually sinks down, jump up and yell, "Look! He did a thumb's up!"
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Well, I did convince my gang to dress up. We had lots of fun. We were the only dressed-up goons for the 3:50 showing in Kokomo, Indiana!
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129) Litter Hatrack with separate threads for each of the 129 great "Things to do (tm) during LOTR"
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...and there's a place called Kokomo, and that's where you wanna go to get away from it all...
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quote: 41. Keep calling your brother on your cell phone to dictate key plot points (in a very loud voice) as they happen. "Oh my gosh, you won't BELIEVE this.....
But these are ALL hysterical!! These are so funny! I should have done some when I went to see RotK on tuesday, but I didn't...
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*high fives, sort of* Actually, I'm jetlagged, so I woke up about 2 hours ago! But thanks, anyway! Posts: 7877 | Registered: Feb 2003
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I didn't realize this thing had three pages when I posted my two replies, so after those I went and read the rest... these are some that had me rolling on the floor!
quote: 58. Any time elves appear, say "Which one's Will Ferrell?"
quote: 63) During the big battle scenes, jump up, point, and yell, "I found Waldo."
quote: 77. Wait until the end and yell "It turned into a fluff thread about 3/4 of the way through."
quote: Every time Legolas appears on-screen, let out a hearty "ARRRRR!"
quote: 116) Refer to Legolas as "Leg 3PO" and Gimli as "R2 Dwarf 2"
quote: 118) At the appropriate moment say "What? Eowyn is a chic? Next your going to tell me Legolas is a dude."
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#131(or whatever number it is at). Everytime Sauron's eye is on screen ask people why no one is cooking over the fire pit at the top of that tower?
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#132 whenever sauron comes on screen ask everyone around u why they casted a flaming vagina for the role?
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