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If these were original, they were very creative and funny.
quote: 6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
That was good.
12. Loudly proclaim while standing in line that you can not wait for Gollum to bite Frodos finger off and then fall into Mount Doom. It's always fun to spoil movies for people like that.
13. "Woot" loudly whenever Arwen or Eowyn appear on screen.
14. See the movie 12 times, memorize the lines with a friend, and then for the 13th time, say them out loud.
15. Critisize every little detail that is different from the books to the stranger sitting next to you.
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15b. If that's too much trouble, make some up. "I swear, in the book, Aragorn had six fingers on his left hand. At the end, some spaniard killed him."
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Walk up to some random person, hand them a box, say "Take this, run!" Then hane a friend in a black cloak come and mug them while screaing incomprehensibly. We did that at TTT.
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Uh.... T, you should probably put a spoiler warning on your spoiler joke. Many people have not read the book here.
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I know, ever since we watched FotR, we've been walking arouns saying "Welcome to Rivendell...Mr. Anderson." It gets quite annoying after a while. Posts: 4174 | Registered: Sep 2003
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While waiting in line for The Two Towers, I bought a giant plastic spider at one the store we were in line in front of. We then got seats in the balcony and just waited for Shelob to appear so we could throw it on someone below.
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21) After the movie is over, call everyone back to explain the parts of the book that weren't in the movie.
22) Be overly dramatic. Laugh too loud at the jokes, scream too loud at the intense moments, and give a blood curling scream of "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" when the moment arises.
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Am I a bad person for wanting to stand up and yell out Ustael Peter Jackson!!!! next week at the TTT-EE showing when Aragorn falls off the cliff? Satyagraha
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#23) Bring a sign demanding "Best Supporting Actor" Oscar for the midget they put in the Gollum suit.
#24) As soon as the lights go out, start making the Gollum noise, followed occasionaly with "Quite my prescious."
#25) Stand outside the theater with a petition condemning this biased/racist view of a legitamate Orcish culture. Demand people sign.
#26) In TTT, during the Treant attack on Isengard, run up to the screen and thow green globs of stuff at it. Say its Sap. Say your with PETTS (People for the Ethical Treatment of Trees and Shrubbery.) Scream about this being the worst botanical misrepresentation since the Knights Who Said Ni sent Arthur in search of a Shrubbery. Then claim that 42 trees were killed in the making of this scene.
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:waiting for Papa Moose to be relieved at the nature of this thread:
Go into the LOTR thread and complain loudly that you haven't read the books "THanks for spoiling it for me" and huff away.
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quote: Uh.... T, you should probably put a spoiler warning on your spoiler joke. Many people have not read the book here.
There's a spoiler warning at the top of the thread. You'd think if people hadn't read the book and they saw the first warning they wouldn't read the rest of the thread since it's pretty much all spoilers.
27)Every time Frodo is in danger yell (in your best Sam impression) things like, "Mr. Frodo sir, are you all right?" and, "Gandalf said Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee. And I won't."
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I meant to number mine but I was too lazy. It is a "thing to do" and not "I am doing this" thing. I'm always hassling spoiler babies.
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Insist loudly that Frodo's name in the books was Bilbo and he was from someplace called "Middle Earth" not "the Shire!". Refuse to be corrected.
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Add to previous post: When Gandalf becomes White, insist loudly that he was grey in the book and that you are appalled at PJ's lack of sensitivity to the readers.
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29)Pass out copies of the book of mormon and Doctorine and Covanents and inform people that LotR was actually stolen from the Mormon Culture.
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quote:7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
I so am doing that!
33. Bring a group of girls with you and giggle loudly at every single time Legolas appears on screen and speaks Elvish. (fan banners and billboards optional)
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37: Root for the bad guys, laughing whenever one of the fellowship gets hurt, and sobbing hysterically when Sauron is defeated.
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38. After the show as you leave your seat, wonder loudly why Frodo didn't just Fed Ex the ring and have done with it.
39. Say "I don't get it. Why would a ring be able to do that? It doesn't make any sense. Oh wait! It's a MAGIC ring. That's what it was! Wow! Cool!."
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40. After the show you ask out loud why Gandalf didn't just have one of the Eagles take Frodo to Mount Doom in the first place.
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41. Keep calling your brother on your cell phone to dictate key plot points (in a very loud voice) as they happen. "Oh my gosh, you won't BELIEVE this....."
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42. Complain at every plot twist that the movie obviously stole its storyline from Led Zeppelin and Rush lyrics.
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46. If anyone seems disappointed at the parts they left out, reply, "hey, at least it's better than that last Dungeons and Dragons movie."
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