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Bob, you responded fast to Elizabeth's prod. I've got to Hand it to you your reply was measured and quick. I'm sure I would have stuck my foot in my mouth if I'd tried to respond so quickly.
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Oops, we both posted the foot in mouth at the same time. As you were ahead, I'll give you credit.
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We had some lizards, but their scales shrivelled up from too much heat. They had a scale factor of 0.
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This is the perfect time to advocate a new society, The League of Extrodinary Punsters. I considered the League of Cunning Linguists but I felt that this had already been given much too much lip service.
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Has anyone here read Mark Twain? He was head and shoulder above the rest of his contemporaries.
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These smackdowns get going so smoothly it almost seems like music. Maybe we could somehow log a rhythm to keep it going.
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While the beleaguered fat lady was fitted for a dress, she sang an area to help with the work. Her volume was incredible. They could hear her out in the yard.
Edit to add: When she sang the musical scales, she shattered the windows.
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I remember playing basketball against my sister. She was a couple of years younger than me. Back in 1972 I was a lot taller than her. I was 11 and she was 9. I guess you could say we weren't Fahrenheit 9/11.
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I'll bet there are many punaphobiacs that find threads like this gross. If they only knew that to us this indicated 12 12's as opposed to disgusting.
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Now wait just a tic! I don't mind a little small-minded humor at my expense, as long as it's measured and has a bit of poetry to it. I prefer a nice steady meter, you know.
But I must be missing the mark. I'm off on some tangent, I fear. Litreally. The puns are coming down by the bushelsful. I sure hope things peck up around here. Or we could play a nice game of dozens. We certain have a base twelve or so who'd be willing to weigh in.
I'd like to level the playing field, though. I think I would like to find someone who could help make these threads run better. Make him or her my coefficient.
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My aunt refuses to make pastry in round pans. Whenever pressed, she gets mad and yells, "Pie are square!"
The famous Admiral instituted his own version of the metric system, but it was rejected. Sadly, the Perry meter isn't around much any more.
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I'd volunteer for the position but unfortunately my baker's dozen an I have to keep an eye on things for him while he catches forty winks.
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The young gentleman was ignoring his sword lessons and doing his geometry homework. Finally the master yelled, "Sir! Come fence!"
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You may ask, "Watt's goin on?" My reply may re volt you but juice asked for it. This topic needs some light shed on it.
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Acute girl asked me out the other night, but with my wife Poly gon I didn't feel like cheating on her.
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Alright, off to bed. Just want to tell about the fisherman who was studying up on his trigonometry. He was an angler, after all.
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