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You're awfully combative, Dag. Parsecutorial, almost. Perhaps you were thinking, "Ah, Moose, I think cubit off more than you can chew." Well, it's been a light year for my puns, so I guess you clocked me, and I'm down for the count.
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Papa, the magnetude of your puns gauss ever higher. That was a faraday's work. I hope I didn't cause you to feel angstrom.
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I'm going back to playing my video game. It's the 5th level of the arborist mode Yes, I'm up to the Sim E Tree.
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The man surveying the field had to swerve to avoid hitting a kid who got in his ATV's way. This messed up his measurement; he had to spoil the rod to spare the child.
Edit: that would have worked a lot better with a horse-racing theme, wouldn't it. I hate a spoiled pun!
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This thread is getting a little slow, so I think I'll log off and turn on my radius. Maybe they'll play a song Nine Inch Nails or The Rolling Stones. If they do, I'll be sure to turn up the volume. I'd jam out with my air guitar, but I can't find my guitar pica.
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I am feeling all godly inside. I think it is my interior angels.
Man, I have these leftover sweets I need to get rid of. Pie, Dag? Or Ian? Theo or Em might like some, too.
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I've been trying to break down this thread to it's seperate components but parse/sec computations are way beyond me. It is also confusing because I have two timepieces here, one on the left and one on the right. They are showing wildly conflicting times and I'm not sure which sidereal time is on.
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quote:Ordinally I would avoid these threads, but I was wonderin' where the hectare all the puns?
I have to agree. Most of these have only been 2/3 of a pun (P-U), at best. Sumone should really audit this thread to make sure the puns are up to snuff.
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Watt is so bad about this thread? I am embracing it, while you are keeping it at arm's length.
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Bob, it does appear that your potential energy is decreasing. Maybe it is time for you to move north to Kineticut.
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Puns are fun and silly, a way to relieve tension and exercise your mind in a relaxed manor. I would like to posit that puns can also be serious. In much the same way that comedians highlight contemporary issues. I think some of you dismiss the specific gravity of many puns.
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Punwit, I cannot believe how many Boy Scout groups there are in Milwaukee! I hear they call it Den City. They can only handle them one at atom.
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Rivka, I can't accept the notion of you as a killer of anything and besides aren't you from the state that is known for it's liberals and tree huggers and so forth, Calipernia?
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I am planning on going to the driving range with her, but only after I get the lawn mode. We will be median for the first time. But Bob, do you 'ave 'er age?
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Eeek, if they killed to meet her, they might be arrested. If I have to go to quartile be really upset!
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I don't know. Sounds like a slippery slope to me. Why-intercept him, Dag? I think he is is a best fit for this line of work.
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When I was at the Ak-ADD-amy, I went to a Poli-Sci/Math Deptarment Dance. We all had that terrible Al Gore Rhythm. I Inched up to this cute woman, hoping to Meter, since I was Foot-loose and fancy free. She cut me down to size, left me ego-less. She added I was short, heavy, and incalcuably wrong.
I left, running into the night. That got me into long distance running. I enjoyed it far more than the young lady at the dance. I have often been quoted as saying, "A Mile is as good as a Ms."
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Hmmm. Trading a femme for a furlong? Doesn't seem to measure up two me. One any marathons lately as a result of your newfound passion?
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Elizabeth, Dan Raven is the numerologist you are wishing to divide up. Steverino aka Drakester alias sndrake has been wholey inno cent of any Ms counting of the fairer sex.
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Ok, let's not quarrel here. We do not want anyone murdered. So, brace yourselves for a pack of fun times. People are going to be flocking to this thread. It might end up to be a whole new colony. I just hope Bob will knot bale out this time. We need his good yokes.
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We could use a tree to string him up, but I think a bush'l do. We can keep the birds from pecking out his i's. If that doesn't work, we'll put him in a guage. There is a degree of risk, Drakester, but I think joule be fine.
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