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Treason
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Multiplex Haiku III
I smell some old feet and something that may be pee. Please pass the popcorn.
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Treason
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Now I must go do the things I was avoiding and I'm so sleepy.
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Lisa
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Haiku is boring Limericks are much more fun Even dirty ones
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Lisa
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(curtesy of a friend of mine)
There once was a man From Peru whose limericks Looked like haiku - he
Said with a laugh, "I Cut them in half; the pay is Much better for two."
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Treason
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starLisa is silly!
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quidscribis
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Inspired I'm not Headache causes flashing lights I want to throw up.
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Enigmatic
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StarLisa's is awesome! Combining two types reminds me of the palindrome haiku from KoL:
Oh, evil Satan Oscillate my metallic Sonatas live. Ho!
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Treason
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I held the bucket, gave quid some excedrin and quid puked on my shoe.
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Treason
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Goodnight, sweet Hatrack. I'll see you in the morning for my daily fix.
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quidscribis
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Sorry about that Treason, my aim isn't good Excedrin don't work.
Ibuprofen and tramadol are my friends, yes! Thank you, ketchupqueen!
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Lisa
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X-ray showed my leg No apparent problems shown It still hurts like hell
MRI showed bulge Sacro-lumbar disc, they say Annular tear, too
Got an allergy Ibubrofen gives me hives Tramadol instead
Doesn't do a thing T3 does, but knocks me out Zonked for half a day
Lawyers have the case It's an elevator joke "Otis going down".
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Uprooted
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starLisa's leg hurts But I didn't get the joke about the Otis
Ibuprofen rocks I'm sorry you can't use it How about Aleve?
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Jonathan Howard
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Haikus are weïrd, I don't see the god-damned point Of playing the game;
If I had an option Of writing one with my choice Of meter and rhyme -
I'd choose it right there, And not play in this wrechéd Silly game of yours.
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Lisa
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quote: Originally posted by Uprooted: starLisa's leg hurts But I didn't get the joke about the Otis
Ibuprofen rocks I'm sorry you can't use it How about Aleve?
Otis was on site Mine was not the first that day Gonna make them pay
Negligence for sure Didn't even post a sign Three weeks of pain sux
I can't use Aleve It is in the same family I'll have to make do
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Jon Boy
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quote: Originally posted by Tante Shvester: So it's Jon Boy who's The Amazing Squirrel Boy; Should I be surprised?
You really shouldn't; It's not the best-kept secret. You're just a newbie. [ August 31, 2005, 12:30 PM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]
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Tante Shvester
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quote: Originally posted by Jonathan Howard: Haikus are weïrd, I don't see the god-damned point Of playing the game;
If I had an option Of writing one with my choice Of meter and rhyme -
I'd choose it right there, And not play in this wrechéd Silly game of yours.
Jonathan Howard, I'm sick of your attitude. Why not be a mentch?
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Tante Shvester
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quote: Originally posted by Jon Boy: You really shouldn't; It's not the best-kept secret. You're just a newbie.
So I'm a newbie, Well la-di-dah! So were you When you started here.
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Lisa
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Haiku is easy Pantoum is more challenging Try it and you'll see.
Haiku distracts me The alternative is work Not sure which is worse
Enough with haikus! Let's try limericks instead I'll go start a thread
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bunbun
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Hatrackian haiku turns to taunting Tante but no Tante's taunting.
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Jonathan Howard
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quote: Originally posted by Tante Shvester: quote: Originally posted by Jonathan Howard: Haikus are weïrd, I don't see the god-damned point Of playing the game;
If I had an option Of writing one with my choice Of meter and rhyme -
I'd choose it right there, And not play in this wrechéd Silly game of yours.
Jonathan Howard, I'm sick of your attitude. Why not be a mentch?
I don't get you, Tante, The irony was stated But you missed it then:
You see, after all, I played in this little game Although I'm no fan;
So give me a break, I was being mature-like A great haiku-mensch.
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Jon Boy
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Haikus don't have multiple stanzas!
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Megan
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Jon Boy is upset at the length of these haikus. We tremble in fear!
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I just quit my job, (Well, one of them, anyway), And now I can breathe.
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Lisa
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Jon Boy makes up rules Looking for a cause to kvetch Just pay him no mind
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Sartorius
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And notice his post Only has one measley line Not the required three
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Jonathan Howard
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You got something wrong, Line three has six syllables, Inappropriate!
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Dobbie
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A poem must have a "kigo" or season word to be a haiku.
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bunbun
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My host mom called me kabochan but I was not a pumpkin baby.
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Jon Boy
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quote: Originally posted by starLisa: Jon Boy makes up rules Looking for a cause to kvetch Just pay him no mind
I'm pretty sure it was the Japanese who made up the rules for haikus. I'm just the messenger.
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Treason
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Jon Boy picks to much. Winter, there is a season Hatracker Dobbie.
That haiku was bad, but it's the best I could do on such short notice.
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Jonathan Howard
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These haikus are weird: I think they lose much meaning When not in Japanese.
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quidscribis
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Headache, oh headache, Begone, useless splitting pain Spawn of the devil!
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Megan
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*sends quid some advil* Soon you will be free of pain. Feel better, my friend.
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Tante Shvester
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A fresh zephyr brings Cool nights, new shoes, school buses, And a quiet house.
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bunbun
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La la la, she said. Further, nu nu-la ti da. M N O P? Yes.
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Tante Shvester
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bun, can you translate your haiku? I have no clue what you mean to say.
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bunbun
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It was very late. Bunbun became slap happy tapping on the keys.
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Jonathan Howard
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I'm awestuck by you, For you have weird statements And no one understands.
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Tante Shvester
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quote: Originally posted by Jonathan Howard: I'm awestuck by you, For you have weird statements And no one understands.
Jonathan Howard, Those who live in glass houses Ought not to throw stones.
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Treason
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Really great haiku Tante! I laughed my butt off.
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Treason
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Time to leave Hatrack, for only a little bit. Movie-boyfriend time.
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bunbun
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Pingpong, whiffle soft Tennis base bucky golf foot. This one is all balls.
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Megan
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Oh, you stupid door! Why'd you crush my little toe? Man, that really hurts!
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quidscribis
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Monsoon weather here Rain falls like buckets from sky Mosquitoes breed fast.
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Treason
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Why can't I ever stop playing World of Warcraft? I crave sleep badly.
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quidscribis
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Kicks Treason to bed Know you that games waste your time? Hands Treason stuffed bear.
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Ah, Worlds of Warcraft. I want to delete that game From my man's machine.
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quidscribis
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My man has not yet Installed the game of the beast Help him if he does.
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quidscribis
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Preity Zinta Shahrukh Khan in Veer Zaara Bollywood rocks on!
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Megan
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Quid, keep him away From it as long as you can. It sucks men in fast.
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