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Bob_Scopatz
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Knock, knock. Who is there?
I say 'hike', you say 'hike who?'
My new fav'rite joke.

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The White Whale
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The tan and white and
gray are not as warm as I
seem to remember.

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Darth_Mauve
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Hike who?

[Hail] Bob

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Geraine
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Sing a song, now dance
Don't make me beat you again
I really like cheese

(My brother told me this haiku when he was 5. It is still my favorite)

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Procrastination
Butt glued to the rolling chair
Castle languishes

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My neck hurts again
Pulled muscles are a real pain.
Now I can't work out.

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Darth_Mauve
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Hatrack Under Siege
One lone hero saves the day
Papa Janitor

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rollainm
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My heart, forgive me
Don't mind the cold, I promise
It's necessary

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rollainm
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Papa Janitor
He is no longer with us
Hail JanitorBlade!

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rollainm
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11:09
I should be doing homework
Haikus are more fun

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rollainm
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How could I forget
These seven years of summer?
Letting go, hold on

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rollainm
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Brain stuck in neutral
Procrastination I loathe
And yet here I lie

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Squid pause and say hi
They intuit that I find
Friendly squid less yum

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tda65
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See the clammy man
Hanging on the sharp meat hook
Rotting in the sun

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rollainm
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Searching for that star
It's funny how much brighter
A black hole can be

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Darth_Mauve
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She's my BFS
That means we're Best Friend--Sometimes
That's F'n B.S.

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Flaming Toad on a Stick
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TV remote's dead
Have to get up off my ass
Couch potato's blues.

...

To be perfectly
Honest with you I have not
Watched TV in months.

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Uprooted
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Truck brakes squeal and hiss
Crash of emptying trash cans
It's Monday morning.

[ August 02, 2010, 08:06 PM: Message edited by: Uprooted ]

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Flaming Toad on a Stick
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2:05 A.M.
Class in less than 6 hours.
Still writing haikus.

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I can never think
of how to end such poems
umm...

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Use the water glass
to see beneath the surface
of your bubblebath:

sunken dinky toys,
your sister's toes that wiggle,
in the underworld.

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Tante Shvester
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Bus stop commuters,
Crossing guards, and dog walkers
Ninja-swathed in scarves.

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scifibum
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Party animals
Sometimes are the celebrants
Sometimes are the food

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