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Dan_raven
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Paper ballot mocks
Clinton, McCain, Mitt, Obama
Where is Peace on Earth?

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Limerick is most
Certainly three syllables
Though two sounds alright

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anti_maven
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Barak obama
good number of syllables
to fit my haiku

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Ani_Maven
Good one, At least I thought so
Hope this is too

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Nothing is better
Than maniacal laughter
From complete silence

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Lisa
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Barak Obama
Hillary Rodham Clinton
I hope they both lose

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Uprooted
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I had a feeling
My choice of "lim-rick" might
spark a small debate

It's true, though. I do
say it with two syllables
and not "lim-er-ick."

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Uprooted
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Republican votes
in my red state of Georgia
favored Huckabee

But the Democrats
Clearly favored Obama
over Hillary

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anti_maven
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I have an inkling
that Lisa is not going
to vote democrat

[Wink]

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Dragon
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Nice work Uprooted
I really like that yours rhyme
Unintentional?

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Lisa
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quote:
Originally posted by Uprooted:
I had a feeling
My choice of "lim-rick" might
spark a small debate

It's true, though. I do
say it with two syllables
and not "lim-er-ick."

I think you goofed there
"My choice of 'lim-rick' might" is
One syllable short

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Lisa
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The only reason
I voted Republican
Was Ron Paul's campaign

Libertarian
But not an LP joker
What else could I do?

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Uprooted
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quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:
[QUOTE]I think you goofed there
"My choice of 'lim-rick' might" is
One syllable short

Here, fixed it for you:
"That my choice of 'lim-rick' might"
Any improvement?

Of course you are right
Obviously my fingers
don't know how to count

Made the same mistake
once in this thread already.
Think I should give up?

(And no, the mistake
was not in the quoted line
but elsewhere on page.)

(oh, and Huckabee does rhyme
with Hillary, doesn't it?
Unintentional.)

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Lisa
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quote:
Originally posted by Uprooted:
(Huckabee does rhyme
with Hillary, doesn't it?
Unintentional.)

I fixed that for you
Please excuse the presumption
(She said, kiddingly)

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Jon Boy
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quote:
Originally posted by advice for robots:
Skin cells. Eyebrow hairs.
Bacteria. Fluorescent light.
Sandwich cookie crumbs.

Very nice.

And all the multi-stanza haikus are an abomination. And to quote The Tick: "You call that a haiku?! He's just counting syllables!"

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Dragon
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Lisa, you'll be glad
to know Paul won a whole county.
One. Lincoln Minnesota.

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Uprooted
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Honestly, Jon Boy
We're just having some fun here.
Lighten up, okay?

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Lisa
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quote:
Originally posted by Dragon:
Lisa, you'll be glad
to know Paul won a whole county.
One. Lincoln Minnesota.

Five, eight and seven?
That isn't a Haiku, dude
(And he can still win)

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Youth ap Orem
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Who am I, you ask?
I'm only here for one thread.
Begging the Question.

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Jon Boy
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quote:
Originally posted by Uprooted:
Honestly, Jon Boy
We're just having some fun here.
Lighten up, okay?

No. [Mad]
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Lisa
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Jon Boy the spoilsport
Shouldn't come into this thread
If it bothers him

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Steve_G
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frozen boys tumble
the enemies gate is down
Ender's Game, The Game

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anti_maven
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Haikus from jonboy,
five syllables, then seven
and then just five more

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Tante Shvester
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The rasping cry of
Lust! Lust! Lust! -- a desperate
cicada clamor.

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Tante Shvester
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Moist, warm, and drowsy,
Tomatoes engorge
In summer's caress.

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Tante Shvester
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My interview suit
looks so professional, but
it's sweaty inside.

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Murmurs surround me
The sounds of workers working
The noise provokes guilt

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Tante Shvester
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Spruce trees sparkle and
City sidewalks glisten with
Frozen gobs of spit.

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Armoth
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Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

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Tante Shvester
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Refrigerator
Seems so redundant when there's
Frigid air outdoors.

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Tante Shvester
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Winter weather makes
Breath billow in clouds just like
Cartoon speech bubbles.

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A comedian,
A noble occupation,
Making strangers laugh.

Can't help but ask why?
You'll always be remembered...
Mitchell Lee, goodbye.

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Glad I'm home right now.
This house is kept warm unlike
My school apartment.

[ December 08, 2008, 11:56 AM: Message edited by: Flaming Toad on a Stick ]

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School apartment, eh?
Haven't been to school in weeks.
Might as well be warm.

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Eight, twelve, two K eight.
Message edited by me:
FToaS.

[ December 08, 2008, 01:57 PM: Message edited by: Flaming Toad on a Stick ]

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A cut child finger
Wrapped in gauze and pink rubber
Doesn't hurt at all

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Hacking coughing throat
Sore red nose and fever chills
Hot mint tea feels nice.

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Tante Shvester
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Poor Uprooted! Sounds
Like you have an awful cold.
Have some chicken soup.

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I could use some too
Cold superimposed on strep
My tonsils aflame

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Streptococcus and
Rhinovirus partying
Inside your sinus.

Simmer the chicken,
celery, carrots, onions
In a pot of love.

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my margarita
keeps me warm at 6am
oh the life i lead

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Tante Shvester
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Does the mockingbird
mock, or is its repertoire
a birdsong homage?

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Tante Shvester
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New Jersey Turnpike:
Take Exit 11 to
Garden State Parkway.

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When morning fog shrouds
New York, Jersey can't see the
Empire State Building.

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6 am is not
When I wish to awaken.
Cursed early class.

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Tante Shvester
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Gotta love Jersey!
Every single exit has
its own shopping mall.

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The Sweet spring music
The trumpeting of noses.
Allergy season.

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I am fine. And you?
We nod and sink our teeth in
Unspoken feeling.

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my master awaits
she comes home at 6 o clock
do you love your wife?

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Nothing new to add
I came in here to waste time
I love the fluff threads

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