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(this is for fun..serious is not allowed! Nerdy is!)
-I wear shoes with velcro
-If I even drink soda, I like it flat
-I don't like popcorn...but I love movies.
-There have been times I would pick a roll over a donut.
-I didn't wear jeans until I was 12. (cordirores, overalls and stretchy pants, sweat pants was what I wore)
- I learned about Shakespear while watching Gargoyles.
- For excercise I just turn on music and dance..in my living room.. like an idiot... going on a walk isn't an option where I live..no sidewalks.
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I spent the last few years of my life being nonsensical. I don't know how clever I can be. Give me a sec'.
- I listen to German heavy metal as I dance around the kitchen as the microwave heats my Spaghettio's.
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-Most of the Hamlet quotes I memerized came from Star Trek
-I was once coerced into wearing a pair of stilleto heels and thus have great respect for Tim Curry in Rocky Horror Picture Show.
-I once related the process of making Starbucks Lattes as "Putting a condom on a Gorrilla" It takes perseverance, finesse and speed.
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-My only casual shoes are a pair of seven-year-old hiking boots; I use a Chinese Tai Chi sword to trim the bits of rubber that keep peeling off the soles.
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Wow, Joldo. I love Tom Lehrer. I have the complete recordings and the songbook, but I have never actually put in the effort to memorize the elements. At one point I could do all of We Will All Go Together When We Go, though I'm rusty on the order of the verses now. It has one of my favorite rhymes ever.
quote:When you attend a funeral It's sad to think that sooner'l -ater those you love will do the same for you.
quote: I was once coerced into wearing a pair of stilleto heels and thus have great respect for Tim Curry in Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Note: Tim Curry does not wear stiletto heels in RHPS. A stiletto heel is thin and pointy, like a knife blade--hence the name. Rewatch the bit where Frankenfurter descends in the elevator just prior to Sweet Transvestite where he is stomping his foot to the beat. Not a stiletto!
My confessions:
-The best way any guy can make himself immediately seem much more attractive to me is to dress in drag.
-The only reason I can remember the difference between slander and libel is because it's mentioned inthe Spiderman movie.
-I'm really intimidated by any coffe drink more complicated than decaf americano.
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I have the MP3 of the nations of the world and the states and their capitals. I've had most of the nations of the world song memorized at one point but then I forget it when I stop using it. It's hard to keep in the long term memory.
What is that elements song? Is that animaniacs? Do you have an MP3 of it?
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Mozart or "one of that crowd": 'Herring boxes senza topses sandale for Clementina'
Jazz: "Drove those ducklings to the water, yeah rock do do do... Every morning at 9am, got a hung up on a splinter got a hung up on a splinter...Fell into the foamy brine, yeah dig that crazy Clementine, oooo!"
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"The Elements" by Tom Lehrer is all the names of the chemical elements in no particular order set to "I am the very model of a modern major general". It cracks me up.
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quote:Originally posted by Tante Shvester: -- I wear knee high stockings instead of pantyhose
-- I have pin up pictures of Ken Jennings and Stephen Hawking on my computer monitor
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- I have bought pints of ice cream before and snuck them in the house and hidden them in the back of the freezer so my kids wouldn't see them and I could have them all to myself.
- I pretend to be a dog person because my husband dislikes cats but secretly I adore my cat and let her sleep with me when he is at the firestation
- I think I'm addicted to playing Zoo Tycoon on the computer
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Mr. F, TomD will be so glad to know that you've mistaken me for him. I'm sure that he holds me in the highest regard and would view the mistaken identity as the greatest of complements.
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quote:Wow, Joldo. I love Tom Lehrer. I have the complete recordings and the songbook, but I have never actually put in the effort to memorize the elements. At one point I could do all of We Will All Go Together When We Go, though I'm rusty on the order of the verses now. It has one of my favorite rhymes ever.
I like the whole phrase!
quote:When you attend a funeral, It is sad to think that sooner or'l Later those you love will do the same for you. And you may have thought it tragic, Not to mention other adjec- Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do. (But don't you worry.)
What great songs .
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-I still have my teddy bear from my early childhood (his name is Snorky) although he has been relegated to the floor in the basement corner.
-I slip on my wife's thong panties and run around the house in them, especially when she is in a bad mood and needs a good laugh, and no Princess Leah, this would not be a positive dress in drag...:-)
-I dance like at idiot at work to most any kind of music and sing, no make that croon over the intercom like I think I am Frank Sinatra.
-I could live on Ramen noodles and prefer to eat fast food than to go out to nicer restaurants.
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I too like soda half flat And I hate to shop. and I make up silly songs all the time like the song I made up about people who have sex and tell everyone about it in detail. Then I laugh at the songs. I can't go more than a few minutes without music. I think South Park is the best show ever. Princess Leah, I wonder if you'd see the sexiness of early Dir en grey...
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Coffee does not make me as hyper as I claim. It's just an excuse to let loose and claim it's not my fault.
I wear mismatched socks regularly to hurt my obsessive-compulsive friends.
I dance to music only I can hear. I put on my headphones when they're not plugged in to anything and dance to them.
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- My ex and I used to read the West Wing script, in character. She did it because she loved me. I did it because I'd have a blast.
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riv, baby, I was possessed! I swear! Totally not my fault. It was the spirit of Caligula, possessing my typing fingers!
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