Take a simple common saying, and repeat it in such a was as other will have difficulty understanding it.
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Posit: When the matriarch resides in a non-humorous state, the entirety of the household is similary emotionally challenged.
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(I have no idea what gastronomically means but I have played this game with song titles, and it is oh so amusing! Was especially with hip-hop and death metal song titles... hehe)
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When pulling thread through fabric, do so with the proper speed, lest you multiply your efforts by ten.
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The thing to which you refer will not happen except of course when the home of our Dark Lord, the Morning Star, becomes encrusted in the solid manifestation of the combination of that chemical that you breath to live and that chemical that is used to make certain kinds of highly destructive bombs.
Edit: because the H is H2O stands for hydrogen, not helium, as any idiot knows.
Also, I think that my interpretation of pooka's fits perfectly well thank you very much Lisa, and I don't care if I'm wrong
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When Hell freezes over. (though, I hope you don't have Hydrogen balloons at birthday parties... unless the kid's name is Hindenberg)
When initial efforts produce unsatisfactory results, it becomes necessary to adjust and repeat efforts until success can be achieved.
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And pooka's was "That's the beauty of it. It doesn't do anything". <grin>
The period commencing with either birth or conception, depending on ones convictions in that regard, and ending with cessation of all bodily functions or at the very least cessation of brain stem activity, can be compared to a female of genus canus, subsequent to which, all bodily functions do cease.
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The ability to condense one's vebiage into a minimum quantity of language units, commonly referred to as words and phrases, is the ephemeral essence residing deep within the core of linguistic expression of humorous design.
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Should you find yourself unable to thrash your companions soundly, you might instead follow in their path.
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Her hypothalamus will continue to produce high levels of endorphins until such time as her male parental unit removes the vehicle from her possession.
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She'll have fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away.
When threatened or confused, ambulate in a consistant radius from a fixed point while vocalizing loudly.
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The compatability of those 2 individuals is such that is could be likened unto pisum sativum and daucus carota.
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Propel, propel, propel your craft, lightly down the liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, existence is but a delusion.
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Lisa: Only place I ever heard it was in Forrest Gump. But then, you instantly got my "Scream and Shout" one and I was afraid that was too obscure.
FC: Row Row Row Your boat gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.
Said activity resembles driving a two wheeld personal conveyance.
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It is contra-indicated to enumerate your poultry before they have breached their embryotic containment unit.
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Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
The length of time prior to the disclosure of the veracity of any disputed article is of limited duration
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Possession of a single avian has the same marginal utility as two of the same genus arborally situated.
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To venture with courage and fortitude into regions previously ventured into by any member of homo sapiens.
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We should therefore turn and meet the melody, aftewards proceeding to move in a rhythmic pattern together.
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we should face the music and.... dance together???
I'm gonna go on anyway if no one has objections...
Given a millinial existance of the rule of the anglo-saxons over this and associated land, this time will be refered to by peoples of the future as their best.
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quote: Given a millinial existance of the rule of the anglo-saxons over this and associated land, this time will be refered to by peoples of the future as their best.
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quote: if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest hour'
I tried to make it so that it wouldn't be really really really really easy and I guess I made it too hard.
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In first person: That which inspires trembling and cowering is really the sole source of all trembling and cowering.
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"Obscured or no longer within visual range, doesn't register on the consciousness", juxtaposed with the countervailing sentiment, "Ubiety in a differing locale engenders tenderness in the heart," leaves amorous adventurers with no useful advice.
It's two, two, TWO proverbs in one! Not sold in stores.
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"Out of sight out of mind", and "absence makes the heart grow fonder," leaves love in the lurch.
(Note: I had to invent the surrounding bits)
A rosy-coloured atmosphere when the local fiery ball of gas has disappeared over the horizon of the area makes ovis aries-watchers pleasant and fun to be with. A similar occurence after the local fiery ball of gas has just again become visible makes this same particular group of personnages apprehensive about the coming expanse of daylight.
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Huh, I never knew that. I learned lots of sayings from my grandfather, who served in the Pacific during WWII, so they're all Navy and/or ship-related. I won't share the in the name of possibly using them here
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