quote:Widely known verbiage uttered with a last breath.
Famous last words.
The depression associated with the disvolving of a romantic relationship is less severe than the ennui originating from the lack of such emotional connections.
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"Easy as pie." (Although I find it very difficult to make a good pie crust.)
A domesticated ungulate that reflects light at wavelengths other than those within one standard deviation of the mean.
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Your inability to discern the true essence of that which is comprised of such elements as foliated life forms of the sedentary variety is due to your unwavering focus on those very same elements to the exclusion of their existence in a greater context.
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*please someone else post a new one if i'm right, cause i'm not so good at putting different words into place to make it tricky... and i did try but they all seem too easy...*
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One can not enter into the state of campanionship with another being if one only eats a food item being composed mostly of a mix of a certain green leaf-shaped flora and a liquified topping of a variety of flavors. (from the Simpsons)
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It is not in one's best interest to increase one's bipedal velocity while transporting a metallic item used chiefly for deconstruction of paper goods.
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I am irritated to the point that I can no longer handle these reptiles engaging in a inappropriate sexual act with a matriarcle figure on board a airboune vehicle, also engaging in a similar sexual act.
(This is so much fun! )
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The mechanical object meant for mobilizing large amounts of dirt on the opposite side of his thin sheet of transperant solidified material was very hefty in size.
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The bulldozer outside his kitchen window was quite a big one. (had to look it up in my Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... maybe try to stick to sayings and not obscure quotations?)
Individuals residing in domiciles constructed entirely of transparent sheets of fused sand would be well advised not to hurl bits of terra firma through the air.
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Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
While visiting a place with strange customs, such as the Etruscans might have, it behooves you to adopt those same customs.
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An increase in the size differential between an individual relative to the median size of some subgroup against which that individual may be judged, results in a commensurate increase in the eventual impact force of said individual when succumbing to the inevitable effects of gravity.
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Edit: The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
The frozen dairy beverage of mine made through use of a blender and often including tasty flavorings such as vanilla, chocolate, strawberry or other fruits affects young males of the species homo sapiens in such a way as to lure them to a large enclosed area often covered with grass.
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FC: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
the experience between being born and death is akin to a cardboard container holding small edible items that have been laboriously produced from beans.
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I am in favor of posteriors of larger than median space displacement and am in capable of verbally misleading on this topic.
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"I like big butts, I cannot lie" by Sir Mix-a-Lot
Your salvation is in peril assuming you implement an action, and even supposing you neglect to perform said action you are likewise doomed.
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Having the ability to make decisions for others will rot your soul; having the ability to make all decisions for all people will cause your soul to shrivel into dust.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Transporting an equine to a source of hydration can be accomplished. Forcing the aforementioned to quaff the liquid is an impossibility.
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You can bring<edit>lead</edit> a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
In exposition, one ought to eschew the more esoteric and tangential elements of description and, instead, embrace those that are demonstrably concise, oh ye of dramaticallly less than average intellect.
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I have become aware that I am a writer of verse, while I had not been aware of this before. However, my lower extremities were aware of this fact, as is evidenced by their extreme physical dimensions.
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"I'm a poet and don't know it. But my feet surely show it." - Longfellows.
It would be disadvantageous of you to place one of your two bipedal transport surfaces onto a linear discontinuity in the surface upon which you enjoy mobility, lest the female from whose loins you emerged suffer damage to the skeletal structure surrounding and protecting her spinal cord.
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The fact that, within 24 hours, the radiation generated by the fusion of hydrogen atoms into helium under the pressure of gravity will be detectable by those on the inward side of the earth is of sufficient certainty that one would be prudent to put the entirety of one's assets at risk regarding said fact.
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The Sun'll come out, tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar...
I don't know Lisa's.
The optimum outcome would be to refrain from verbalizing and be marked as possibly a person of the lowest order in the outmoded classification scheme (now subsumed in a revised hierarchy) of mental retardation, than to asseverate inchoate thoughts and confirm said low ranking as a certainty.
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Failing to take the time to consider all your options will lead to squandering of precious resources.
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You are creating a massive geological feature formed through the collision of tectonic plates and continental drift from the domicile of a grounddwelling mammal of the rodent family.
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You're making a mountain out of a molehill.
a continuous body of salt water filled with long-tailed primates; the excrement of long-tailed primates
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You're making a mountain out of a molehill.
It is likely wise to cultivate a healthy suspicion of visitors from Athens who bring overfull suitcases.
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The ability to expand can only be bounded by the construct formed to expain the observable elements of the apparent surface against which all aerial objects are seen from the earth.
<edit>didn't see skillery's. Sounds something like the conjunction of "sea monkey;monkey sh*t" but I've never heard a phrase like that</edit>
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Someone who has had their flesh used as a medium for taking dental impressions is likely to be somewhat unsociable on two occasions.
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