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Topic: The Last Post Thread, The Next Generation
Stone_Wolf_
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posted January 31, 2015 01:05 AM
Welcome to the Dark side...we have wookies...in chains...doing labor...despite owning machinery...and we don't give them combs!
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Marek
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posted January 31, 2015 09:42 AM
The dark side's lack of combs seems so obvious now, they all wear hats, or hoods, or helmets! Of course they hate princesses like Amidala and Leia, they are super jealous of their fancy hair!
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 01, 2015 04:48 PM
That...makes perfect sense! It -should- have been called Hair Wars.
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Marek
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posted February 01, 2015 10:16 PM
true, but it might have been less popular that way, unless it was a musical
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Mr. Y
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posted February 02, 2015 02:27 AM
quote: Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 02, 2015 12:49 PM
Gooooooooood morning not California!
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Mr. Y
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posted February 04, 2015 03:07 AM
Vietnam?
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Marek
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posted February 04, 2015 10:23 AM
Vietnam isn't in California? i should really buy a globe
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 04, 2015 10:44 AM
Globes...those are lies! The world is flat...like a map!
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Marek
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posted February 04, 2015 10:36 PM
i hope no one folds up the world
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 05, 2015 12:06 AM
This explains the flood...God spilled her water on the map!
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Mr. Y
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posted February 05, 2015 02:43 AM
I guess we should be glad she wasn't drinking anything else then.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 05, 2015 02:50 AM
World wide flood of... Best: cream soda...death would tickle and taste good! Worst: hot black coffee
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Marek
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posted February 05, 2015 08:30 PM
dang! why couldn't she have be having orange soda
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 05, 2015 10:27 PM
Are you questioning Her drink choice?
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Marek
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posted February 07, 2015 01:16 AM
well how infallible can a god be who spills her drink on earth? Also i really want orange soda
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 07, 2015 01:50 AM
How dare you! Jihad on you!
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Marek
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posted February 08, 2015 01:05 AM
One day i hope to live in a world, where love of orange soda is no longer grounds for war
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 08, 2015 02:34 AM
You live in a dream world!
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Marek
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posted February 08, 2015 01:38 PM
The prepare for the wrath of the armies of all the fruit flavored soda!
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 08, 2015 02:19 PM
The armies of H2O will march on anyone who questions Her drink choice!
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Mr. Y
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posted February 10, 2015 02:36 AM
Are they similiar to the Trisolians?
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Marek
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posted February 12, 2015 12:51 PM
i hope not, those guys are always getting drunk
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 12, 2015 09:19 PM
Excuse me all this talk of liquid refreshment and I find myself needing to visit the facilities.
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Marek
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posted February 14, 2015 01:04 AM
one soldier down
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 14, 2015 03:48 AM
Will there be a number two?
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Marek
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posted February 15, 2015 07:08 PM
of course! the soda armies shall be overwelming!
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 15, 2015 07:13 PM
I find I'm quite welmed myself.
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Marek
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posted February 16, 2015 08:53 PM
I thought you could only be welmed in europe
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 16, 2015 09:07 PM
Oh...it's MUCH easier over there...just the licensing alone!
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Marek
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posted February 17, 2015 09:21 PM
here we just get traught
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 17, 2015 09:27 PM
They have a cream for that now.
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Marek
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posted February 18, 2015 09:20 AM
good to know
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 18, 2015 11:04 AM
Exciting news for those wirh the troughts.
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ricree101
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posted February 18, 2015 03:49 PM
But what will the people with trout do?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 18, 2015 03:55 PM
Pan fry? On a spit over an open fire? Butter poach?
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ricree101
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posted February 18, 2015 10:16 PM
They're poaching trout now? The game wardens won't like that.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 19, 2015 01:27 PM
Even with a nice squeeze of lemon and a decent chardonnay?
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Marek
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posted February 19, 2015 09:09 PM
sounds ok to me, and just in time for lent
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Mr. Y
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posted February 20, 2015 02:19 AM
Just wait until they start to poach loach.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 20, 2015 04:16 AM
I've never poached a loach...but I coached a roach once. Also...oh my god oh my god oh my god!http://knowledgenuts.com/2013/10/10/female-hyenas-have-a-bigger-penis-than-males/ quote: The female spotted hyena runs things in the cackle. Males are submissive, cautious, and fearful. For hyenas, size matters, and the female’s clitoris is larger than any male’s penis. The female has no external vagina. She urinates and mates through her penis-like shaft—which, by the way, is capable of an erection. Even more confusing, a sac of fat and tissue, covered in thick hair, hangs behind the 18-centimeter (7 in) clitoris like some cruel mockery of the male’s scrotum.
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Samprimary
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posted February 20, 2015 06:30 PM
yeah they have had multiple instances where zoos have failed to mate pairs intended for breeding because they mistook females for males
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Marek
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posted February 22, 2015 09:43 AM
yep, very gross
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Mr. Y
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posted February 24, 2015 02:37 AM
I find myself wondering: Are you allowed to call out something for being gross if you posted it yourself? Personally, I find this new information that you have bestowed on me quite interesting.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 24, 2015 02:51 AM
Those two things aren't mutually exclusive.
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Marek
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posted February 24, 2015 11:36 PM
true, i'd agree that it's both
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 24, 2015 11:59 PM
Heck, if gross & interesting didn't overlap, Mike Roe wouldn't have a job.
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Mr. Y
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posted February 25, 2015 02:47 AM
It's been while since I've seen that show... Now you've got me thinking about it, I guess I'm going to have to see if I can find some of it on YT.
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