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Topic: Newbie Burninations - Five Cents: The Burninator is IN.
Trogdor the Burninator
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posted April 17, 2003 11:39 PM
*flames pooka extra crispy, hoping others will notice and require burnination more*
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Jeni
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posted April 18, 2003 03:31 AM
Filetted MUST be burninated. Turn him nice and crispy, maybe filet him. ::hands quarter::
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Ralphie
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posted April 18, 2003 03:59 AM
::hands her quarter over for burnination of filetted::
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T_Smith
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posted April 18, 2003 04:06 AM
Triple burninate him. *tosses a quarter*
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Jeni
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posted April 18, 2003 04:18 AM
::dumps entire laundry money stash on table:: How many burninations of filetted does this get me?
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T_Smith
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posted April 18, 2003 04:22 AM
Ooops... I accidently dropped a bag of 50,000 quarters... *pssst... I want him/her burninated in the worst possible way, 10,000 times*
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Snarky
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posted April 18, 2003 01:55 PM
*burninates filetted 10,000 times in the worst possible ways* How's that, T? [ April 18, 2003, 01:56 PM: Message edited by: Snarky ]
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Diosmel Duda
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posted April 18, 2003 02:11 PM
I can't remember what the charge is, and I'm definitely not a newbie, but it seems to be quite the thing to do nowadays. Besides, what can be better than a thread full of hotties? *hands Trogdor a quarter, closes eyes, and prepares for the worst* For you, Jon Boy.
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Ralphie
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posted April 18, 2003 03:03 PM
Poor filetted. If she survives this burnination of the newbie, she will be a permanent fixture on Hatrack. (She said I rocked on the other side. This means she can stay.)
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Snarky
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posted April 18, 2003 03:24 PM
quote: Besides, what can be better than a thread full of hotties? Sounds pretty good to me. . . . quote: For you, Jon Boy. Did you just dedicate your own burnination to me? I'm quite touched. *wipes tear* [ April 18, 2003, 03:48 PM: Message edited by: Snarky ]
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filetted
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posted April 18, 2003 10:27 PM
a/s/l = 33/male/los angeles Sorry Ralphie, I made the same mistake about you. I wear a burnination-retardent suit at all times (until it starts to itch)
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Deirdre
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posted April 18, 2003 10:56 PM
Hey! I didn't know you were a guy! <steals filletted's pies>
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Rhapsode
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posted April 18, 2003 11:02 PM
:Rips clothes off of nearest female: There, all better.
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Deirdre
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posted April 19, 2003 12:00 AM
Oh, bloody hell. Not again. <uses filletted's pie plates to fashion a makeshift garment and chases after Rhapasode>
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Rhapsode
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posted April 19, 2003 12:06 AM
*Prances...realizes is not female, laughs manaicly and runs down the street singing the theme to Three's Company*
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filetted
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posted April 19, 2003 12:13 AM
*flish wipes whip-cream off nose, watches chaos, laughs, and sets to licking the remaining pie plate clean*
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Rhapsode
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posted April 19, 2003 12:17 AM
*runs into man with pie plate, steals, and continues maniacal laughter, tempered by plate licking*
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Deirdre
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posted April 19, 2003 12:25 AM
Now I've done it. I pull out my one running gag, and suddenly the thread turns into some hideous Beckett-like performance peice. Burninator! Where are you?!!
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Jeni
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posted April 19, 2003 12:25 AM
I'm beginning to think these newbs need a bit more than burnination.
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Rhapsode
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posted April 19, 2003 12:28 AM
*Hands plate to Jeni, winks, and runs into the sunset*
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Deirdre
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posted April 19, 2003 12:30 AM
Jeni, I couldn't agree more. If only I could find a blanket or something, we could start beaning them with these pie plates. [ April 19, 2003, 12:35 AM: Message edited by: Deirdre ]
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Rhapsode
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posted April 19, 2003 12:35 AM
* Kneels before Deirdre and Jeni, vowing servantdom and a monthly paycheck*....*winks* Rhapsode
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Deirdre
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posted April 19, 2003 12:36 AM
You could start by returning my clothes...
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Rhapsode
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posted April 19, 2003 12:39 AM
<you see, my outragously kinky ladies want me naked> *complies with great form and grace* Rhapsode
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pooka
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posted April 19, 2003 12:43 AM
Flish, is that asian/single/looking or american sign language? I'm really bad at these.
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Deirdre
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posted April 19, 2003 12:45 AM
<averts her eyes> Not "ladies," just me. And for purely utilitarian reasons, I assure you.
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Jeni
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posted April 19, 2003 12:45 AM
I feel like this should be nipped in the bud before it gets too far. No *getting naked inside little asteriks* at Hatrack, as far as I'm concerned.
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Rhapsode
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posted April 19, 2003 12:51 AM
Damn...wrong...tribe, I assure you it wasnt anything *shivers* to be taken like that...must...wash... Rhapsode
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Deirdre
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posted April 19, 2003 12:53 AM
Okay, kids. I've got to go change, so Jeni's in charge. Do what she says, and for god's sake try to behave yourself. And get some clothes on, man. Or whatever you are. <leaves>
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Rhapsode
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posted April 19, 2003 01:00 AM
Pain. Lots of pain in chest cavity. I AM A MAN. (I also apologize for rather odd behavior...) Rhapsode
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Deirdre
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posted April 19, 2003 01:10 AM
<returns to hand Rhapsode an ibuprofen and a change of clothes> Apology accepted. <leaves>
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Rhapsode
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posted April 19, 2003 01:21 AM
Jeni- the apology also extends to you my dear, I believe I was a bit rude, to say the least...*extends clothed arm to shake hands* Rhap
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Ralphie
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posted April 19, 2003 01:25 AM
filetted is a man. Okay.
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Rakeesh
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posted April 19, 2003 11:22 AM
You tried, Toni.
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Snarky
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posted April 19, 2003 12:50 PM
Gaah! Newbie overload! *puts Rhapsode in a giant pie and throws him in the oven for 30 minutes at 350 degrees* *considers eating pie* *realizes it's newbie pie* *burninates newbie pie till it's charcoal*
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Jon Boy
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posted April 20, 2003 02:25 AM
Since Trogdor seems to be shirking his responsibilities . . . *dons flame-retardant suit* *burninates Diosmel Duda five times over* But only because I care.
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T_Smith
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posted April 20, 2003 02:30 AM
Alas, poor Diosmal. On lighter note, could you please burninate Fitz, Rhapsode, and Bryan, whoever Bryan may be...
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Shan
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posted April 20, 2003 09:58 PM
That would be WHOMEVER - I only tell you this to spare you from being burninated by any grammarians holding wands spewing forth flame . . .
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Deirdre
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posted April 20, 2003 11:26 PM
Um...he's right, actually.
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Jon Boy
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posted April 21, 2003 02:18 AM
Sorry, Shan, but T was actually right for once. The linking verb be requires that the complement be in the nominative case, which is whoever. *burninates Shan for her grammatical error* [ April 21, 2003, 02:18 AM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]
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Primal Curve
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posted April 21, 2003 02:21 AM
I can only hope that my humble offerings will appease the mighty Trogdor. I do not wish to be smoted.A Background for Trogdor [ April 21, 2003, 02:22 AM: Message edited by: Primal Curve ]
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saxon75
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posted April 21, 2003 12:21 PM
Seems like there's been an awful lot of free burninating going on. Let's not forget the rules. After all, why buy the cow...? You get the idea.
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ClaudiaTherese
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posted April 21, 2003 12:23 PM
Submitting self for burnination, Trogdor. I have penance to pay, and here's a buck and a half to get you started. *winces
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ClaudiaTherese
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posted April 21, 2003 12:44 PM
*bares teeth in an ingratiating grin All right, then, I'll just slide my glacial self on over to the fire and keep you company.
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Belle
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posted April 21, 2003 12:58 PM
*flips Trogdor a quarter* Burninate Doughboy, your own convert. I think he needs it.
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted April 21, 2003 01:01 PM
Burninates Jody with all the fury a burninator can offer. 'That's for fantasy football, bitch.'
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filetted
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posted April 23, 2003 12:14 AM
*sheds burnination-retardant suit* *watches trog's burninator fizzle, sputter, and die*
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Shan
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posted April 23, 2003 11:00 PM
And how could I forget the part that nasty "be" verb plays - wails in agony -
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