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Trogdor the Burninator
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*flames pooka extra crispy, hoping others will notice and require burnination more*
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Jeni
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Filetted MUST be burninated. Turn him nice and crispy, maybe filet him.

::hands quarter::

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Ralphie
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::hands her quarter over for burnination of filetted::
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T_Smith
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Triple burninate him.

*tosses a quarter*

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Jeni
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::dumps entire laundry money stash on table::

How many burninations of filetted does this get me?

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T_Smith
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Ooops... I accidently dropped a bag of 50,000 quarters...

*pssst... I want him/her burninated in the worst possible way, 10,000 times*

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Snarky
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*burninates filetted 10,000 times in the worst possible ways*

How's that, T?

[ April 18, 2003, 01:56 PM: Message edited by: Snarky ]

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Diosmel Duda
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I can't remember what the charge is, and I'm definitely not a newbie, but it seems to be quite the thing to do nowadays. Besides, what can be better than a thread full of hotties?

*hands Trogdor a quarter, closes eyes, and prepares for the worst*

For you, Jon Boy. [Cool]

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Ralphie
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Poor filetted.

If she survives this burnination of the newbie, she will be a permanent fixture on Hatrack.

(She said I rocked on the other side. This means she can stay.)

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Snarky
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quote:
Besides, what can be better than a thread full of hotties?
Sounds pretty good to me. . . . [Wink]
quote:
For you, Jon Boy.
Did you just dedicate your own burnination to me? I'm quite touched. *wipes tear*

[ April 18, 2003, 03:48 PM: Message edited by: Snarky ]

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a/s/l = 33/male/los angeles

Sorry Ralphie, I made the same mistake about you.

I wear a burnination-retardent suit at all times (until it starts to itch)

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Deirdre
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Hey! I didn't know you were a guy!

<steals filletted's pies>

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Rhapsode
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:Rips clothes off of nearest female: There, all better.
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Deirdre
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Oh, bloody hell. Not again.

<uses filletted's pie plates to fashion a makeshift garment and chases after Rhapasode>

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Rhapsode
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*Prances...realizes is not female, laughs manaicly and runs down the street singing the theme to Three's Company*
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*flish wipes whip-cream off nose, watches chaos, laughs, and sets to licking the remaining pie plate clean*
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Rhapsode
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*runs into man with pie plate, steals, and continues maniacal laughter, tempered by plate licking*
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Deirdre
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Now I've done it. I pull out my one running gag, and suddenly the thread turns into some hideous Beckett-like performance peice.

Burninator! Where are you?!!

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Jeni
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I'm beginning to think these newbs need a bit more than burnination.
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Rhapsode
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*Hands plate to Jeni, winks, and runs into the sunset*
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Deirdre
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Jeni, I couldn't agree more.

If only I could find a blanket or something, we could start beaning them with these pie plates.

[ April 19, 2003, 12:35 AM: Message edited by: Deirdre ]

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Rhapsode
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* Kneels before Deirdre and Jeni, vowing servantdom and a monthly paycheck*....*winks*

Rhapsode

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Deirdre
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You could start by returning my clothes...
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<you see, my outragously kinky ladies want me naked> *complies with great form and grace*

Rhapsode

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Flish, is that asian/single/looking or american sign language? I'm really bad at these.
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Deirdre
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<averts her eyes>

Not "ladies," just me. And for purely utilitarian reasons, I assure you.

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Jeni
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I feel like this should be nipped in the bud before it gets too far.

No *getting naked inside little asteriks* at Hatrack, as far as I'm concerned.

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Rhapsode
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Damn...wrong...tribe, I assure you it wasnt anything *shivers* to be taken like that...must...wash...

Rhapsode

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Deirdre
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Okay, kids. I've got to go change, so Jeni's in charge. Do what she says, and for god's sake try to behave yourself.

And get some clothes on, man. Or whatever you are.

<leaves>

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Rhapsode
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Pain. Lots of pain in chest cavity. I AM A MAN.

(I also apologize for rather odd behavior...)

Rhapsode

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<returns to hand Rhapsode an ibuprofen and a change of clothes>

Apology accepted. [Smile]

<leaves>

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Jeni- the apology also extends to you my dear, I believe I was a bit rude, to say the least...*extends clothed arm to shake hands*

Rhap

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Ralphie
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filetted is a man.

Okay.

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You tried, Toni.
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Snarky
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Gaah! Newbie overload!

*puts Rhapsode in a giant pie and throws him in the oven for 30 minutes at 350 degrees*

*considers eating pie*

*realizes it's newbie pie*

*burninates newbie pie till it's charcoal*

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Jon Boy
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Since Trogdor seems to be shirking his responsibilities . . .

*dons flame-retardant suit*

*burninates Diosmel Duda five times over*

But only because I care.

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T_Smith
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Alas, poor Diosmal.

On lighter note, could you please burninate Fitz, Rhapsode, and Bryan, whoever Bryan may be...

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Shan
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That would be WHOMEVER -

I only tell you this to spare you from being burninated by any grammarians holding wands spewing forth flame . . . [Wink]

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Deirdre
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Um...he's right, actually.
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Jon Boy
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Sorry, Shan, but T was actually right for once. The linking verb be requires that the complement be in the nominative case, which is whoever.

*burninates Shan for her grammatical error*

[ April 21, 2003, 02:18 AM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]

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I can only hope that my humble offerings will appease the mighty Trogdor.

I do not wish to be smoted.

A Background for Trogdor

[ April 21, 2003, 02:22 AM: Message edited by: Primal Curve ]

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Seems like there's been an awful lot of free burninating going on. Let's not forget the rules. After all, why buy the cow...? You get the idea.
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Submitting self for burnination, Trogdor. I have penance to pay, and here's a buck and a half to get you started.

*winces

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Trogdor the Burninator
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Sorry, Claudia, I'm not burninating you. You're just way too cool.
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*bares teeth in an ingratiating grin

All right, then, I'll just slide my glacial self on over to the fire and keep you company. [Smile]

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*flips Trogdor a quarter*

Burninate Doughboy, your own convert.

I think he needs it.

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Trogdor the Burninator
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Burninates Jody with all the fury a burninator can offer.

'That's for fantasy football, bitch.'

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*sheds burnination-retardant suit*

*watches trog's burninator fizzle, sputter, and die*

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Shan
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And how could I forget the part that nasty "be" verb plays -

wails in agony -

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Trogdor the Burninator
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*burninates filetted and shan*

Bah. Stop wasting my time!

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