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Topic: Newbie Burninations - Five Cents: The Burninator is IN.
Trogdor the Burninator
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posted August 18, 2003 11:05 AM
I don't think I can burninate you, Dragon. It just wouldn't be ethical to burninate another dragon. quote: Can one duck a Burnination? No. quote: If one pays more does one get a "better" Burnination? If one pays less does one get a "worse" Burnination? Sure. I'm all about giving the people their money's worth. quote: Of course not. quote: Has this Burninating been certified "safe"? Are their any health issues one should be aware of? This question is so ridiculous that I'm not even going to answer it. quote: Should one avoid or seek out a Burnination? If you want to. quote: Do you feel there is a significant future in the business of Burnination? I think business is looking up. There are always plenty of newbies to burninate. quote: Do you intend to retire from Burnination? I currently have no plans to retire. quote: What is you favourite part about your job? The burninating. quote: Can you get free samples? Not anymore. As Rule #2 (way back on page 1) states, all burninations cost 5 cents.
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eslaine
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posted August 18, 2003 11:09 AM
Do you plan on offering a coupon for discounted Burnination? It could really increase your revenues....
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted August 18, 2003 11:17 AM
It's FIVE FREAKING CENTS. If you're too cheap for that, I'm sure someone will start a fund to pay for your much-deserved burnination.[ August 18, 2003, 11:17 AM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
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eslaine
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posted August 18, 2003 11:28 AM
Whoa. I thought that I'd already been burninated, but looking back, I see that I am mistaken. Here's your nickle....
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eslaine
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posted August 18, 2003 12:06 PM
Ouch! Dat was a hurty thing!
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Ryuko
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posted August 18, 2003 12:21 PM
(is a pile of ash)[ August 18, 2003, 12:22 PM: Message edited by: Ryuko ]
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eslaine
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posted August 18, 2003 12:24 PM
I don't see how that benevolent soul could possibly do you any harm.
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Erik Slaine
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posted August 26, 2003 10:36 PM
Hey, here's a nickle. I need to be burninated under my new SN.
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted August 26, 2003 11:33 PM
Um... Erik... how bout you just go away. I don't feel like burninating anyone right now. [ August 26, 2003, 11:35 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted August 26, 2003 11:37 PM
Eslaine?
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Chade Fallstar
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posted August 26, 2003 11:43 PM
I don't have a nickel to pay for any services, but I can juggle, and i can sing for the money:
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted August 26, 2003 11:46 PM
What kind of pathetic noob are you? Your first post is asking me to burninate you? [ August 26, 2003, 11:47 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
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Chade Fallstar
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posted August 26, 2003 11:49 PM
I just figured if I was gonna start off I might as well start off right. You seemed to be the man to come to for that.
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Evie3217
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posted August 26, 2003 11:52 PM
I sort of got my burnination, but not really..... Well, acctually I was just eaten. that doesn't count. I want my burnination...........please?
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Erik Slaine
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posted August 26, 2003 11:53 PM
Can I have my nickle back?
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Ralphie
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posted August 26, 2003 11:59 PM
Sheesh. What a big Sissy PissyPants.
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Chade Fallstar
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posted August 27, 2003 12:01 AM
Yes, but look at all his majesty!
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Erik Slaine
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posted August 27, 2003 12:01 AM
You can even use my nickle for Evie3217.
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Evie3217
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posted August 27, 2003 12:04 AM
Oh right....thanks... forgot about the whole "paying" part.
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Erik Slaine
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posted August 27, 2003 12:06 AM
:sit back a few paces:
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Ralphie
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posted August 27, 2003 12:09 AM
I didn't even have to pay a nickle.
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Evie3217
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posted August 27, 2003 12:17 AM
awwwww....... *sniff* what do I have to do to get burninated....
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Evie3217
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posted August 27, 2003 12:21 AM
YOU'RE JUST PLAIN MEAN!
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Hobbes
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posted August 27, 2003 12:21 AM
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Ryuko
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posted August 27, 2003 12:22 AM
quote: I think you're becoming drunk with beefy arm power. LOL! (runs off to the Hatrack Stock Exchange to buy some shares of Ralphie)
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted August 27, 2003 12:23 AM
*burninates Hobbes with a fiery hateful passion before he starts doling out hugs*
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Hobbes
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posted August 27, 2003 12:26 AM
I got mine for free.
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Evie3217
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posted August 27, 2003 12:30 AM
Fine, you leave me no choice....
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted August 27, 2003 12:30 AM
**Grabs Hobbes with big beefy arm, rips him in half so as to stop him from spreading happiness and love throughout Hatrack.com**
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MojoJojo
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posted August 27, 2003 12:34 AM
I, MojoJojo , am here because I have been lurking around, and have discovered the "Newbies, Hey, Newbies, Look in Here!" thread, which I have read, and has now directed me here, to this thread, where I am to understand that I will be burninated.evil aims, I am here to pay my five cents to be burninated, as I am to understand that newbies, such as I, MojoJojo should be burninated here, so that I may further my evil schemes.MojoJojo's , nickle, which I was saving as part of a cup of coffee, or maybe as part of the cinnamon bun fund for Ralphie.
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted August 27, 2003 12:42 AM
Sorry, you have to be at least eight years old before I can burninate you.
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Erik Slaine
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posted August 27, 2003 12:45 AM
Boy, you've had a busy night here, Trogdor.
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Ralphie
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posted August 27, 2003 12:46 AM
Chocolate milk.[ August 27, 2003, 12:47 AM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]
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Chade Fallstar
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posted August 27, 2003 12:55 AM
I'm just glad that singing and juggling seems to please Trogdor. There's been a lot of people getting shut down tonight, and I don't think I could handle that sort of rejection.
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Damander
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posted August 27, 2003 09:24 AM
*finds a nickel lying on the ground*
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Megan
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posted August 27, 2003 09:33 AM
*pays her nickel*
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zgator
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posted August 27, 2003 09:58 AM
quote: I think you're becoming drunk with beefy arm power. I always thought it was the consummate V's that were going to his head.
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Ela
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posted August 27, 2003 10:21 AM
quote: I always thought it was the consummate V's that were going to his head. Good one, Zan.noobie burnination.
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Hobbes
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posted August 28, 2003 12:26 AM
[ August 28, 2003, 12:26 AM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]
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Erik Slaine
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posted August 28, 2003 12:28 AM
Boy, Hobbes. You sure that you used enough smilies for that one?
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Hobbes
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posted August 28, 2003 12:31 AM
I wish I could use more, if only for Trogdor's sake...
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NewbTheTERRIBLErEVENge
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posted August 28, 2003 09:57 PM
Yeah.
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