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Topic: Newbie Burninations - Five Cents: The Burninator is IN.
Rhapsode
Member
posted April 23, 2003 11:48 PM
Please Trog, burninate me...I have no money, but I seek purity above all else...
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mackillian
Member
posted April 24, 2003 10:19 PM
Theca wants to know if being burninated tickles.
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mackillian
Member
posted April 24, 2003 10:26 PM
I belive Theca has definately earned a burnination! The tickly kind!
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mackillian
Member
posted April 24, 2003 10:31 PM
Only to Trogdor, the dragon with the lowest pain threshold ever.
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Alucard...
Member
posted April 24, 2003 10:32 PM
[shows up in his asbestos leisure suit]
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mackillian
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posted April 24, 2003 10:34 PM
He's from Toronto and crawling with SARS. *dons environmental suit*
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Theca
Member
posted April 26, 2003 08:58 PM
I like my skin the color and texture it is right now. No, no burninating for me, thanks anyway. *Pushes mackillian forward and runs off*
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Shlomo
Member
posted April 27, 2003 12:49 AM
Here's my wallet. Give me back whatever you don't use. Just KILL THE STRONGBAD THREAD!!!
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StrongBad
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posted April 27, 2003 12:53 AM
Shut up, Shlomo...
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Shlomo
Member
posted April 27, 2003 01:08 AM
Aw, why don't you go hold an election for leader of StrongBadia?
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Ralphie
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posted May 14, 2003 11:00 PM
I require absolution for my sins.
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Belle
Member
posted May 15, 2003 12:41 AM
*tosses some money Trogdor's way*Pollo mafia.
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filetted
Member
posted May 15, 2003 01:00 AM
seeks burnination also.
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Saruman
Member
posted May 15, 2003 09:31 PM
Hey Belle, how bout you just pull my finger?
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Trogdor the Burninator
Member
posted May 15, 2003 09:34 PM
*Burninates Saruman*
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T_Smith
Member
posted August 15, 2003 03:19 PM
::hopelessly jingles a bag of quarters::
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T_Smith
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posted August 15, 2003 03:23 PM
I know, Ralphie, I know...
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Kama
Member
posted August 15, 2003 03:35 PM
If you look at the crying smilie long enough, it starts to look as if it was moving it's wings, and not crying.
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T_Smith
Member
posted August 15, 2003 04:20 PM
::whines::
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Jacare Sorridente
Member
posted August 15, 2003 04:30 PM
Hey Burninator- how was vacation? Did you burninate anyone?
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Trogdor the Burninator
Member
posted August 15, 2003 04:38 PM
I was a little burninated out, so I had to take a brief sabbatical. I was so caught up in the role of burninator that I started to forget who I really was. I had to retreat from society and find myself, much like in the book Walden. I'll try to make the burninations more consistent from now on.
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Jacare Sorridente
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posted August 15, 2003 04:40 PM
Welcome back
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sarcasticmuppet
Member
posted August 15, 2003 06:53 PM
I've always been strangely drawn to the act of burnination, but have never been so bold as to ask it for myself. Perhaps someday I will join the ranks of top-posting Jatraqueros and newbies everywhere will be begging for my burnination.
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Ryuko
Member
posted August 15, 2003 07:00 PM
It's about time we got someone in here to handle the influx of n00bs...
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted August 15, 2003 07:01 PM
Oh, now that Ryuko's hit 1000 she thinks she's so big and bad that she can push n00bs around.
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Ela
Member
posted August 15, 2003 07:02 PM
Look who's talking!!
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PSI Teleport
Member
posted August 15, 2003 08:09 PM
Is burnination anything like fumigation? Now there's a service I'd be willing to pay 5 cents for. (And, out of the goodness of my heart, I'll donate 5 cents for some of the stinkier Jatraqueros around here.)[ August 15, 2003, 08:10 PM: Message edited by: PSI Teleport ]
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Ryuko
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posted August 15, 2003 09:19 PM
I think I'd be calling for the baptism by burnination of the world's n00bs, regardless of whether I was one or not.
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BelladonnaOrchid
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posted August 16, 2003 12:04 AM
I would be willing to bet that I'm one of the oldest (with the fewest posts, of course) Jatraqueras that has not been burninated.
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eslaine
Member
posted August 16, 2003 12:06 AM
Burnination may be a good thing....
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Trogdor the Burninator
Member
posted August 16, 2003 02:36 PM
*burninates Ryuko for being an uppity newbie*
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Dragon
Member
posted August 16, 2003 08:46 PM
<---- somehow has never been burninated...
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Teshi
Member
posted August 16, 2003 08:58 PM
I have a few questions regarding the nature of this enterprise:
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filetted
Member
posted August 16, 2003 09:00 PM
Teshi,
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Teshi
Member
posted August 16, 2003 09:06 PM
Well, readers everywhere are certainly confused by your sparse reply, but thank you none the less.
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filetted
Member
posted August 16, 2003 09:16 PM
it cost 5 cents. you want more? you pay more.
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Teshi
Member
posted August 16, 2003 09:38 PM
Yes, yes! But is it any "better" (note the quotes here, I'm kind of afraid of this word, "better" in this context) if one pays more? Is it worth it?
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filetted
Member
posted August 16, 2003 09:49 PM
ah, well, lucky you the Trog is out, as he is on most days.
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Ela
Member
posted August 16, 2003 10:23 PM
quote: Ela, when was I pushing n00bs around? Actually, sarcasticmuppet, my remark was aimed at Ryuko. You just had the misfortune to post in between us.
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BelladonnaOrchid
Member
posted August 17, 2003 05:14 AM
::Wipes the tear out of the corner of her eye::
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Teshi
Member
posted August 17, 2003 09:54 AM
What happens if one doesn't drop one's pennies in this *JAR*?
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eslaine
Member
posted August 17, 2003 11:01 AM
Can you get free samples?
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