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- Guaranteed to be banned in public schools across America. - I wrote this. - Help! I'm stuck in a book-cover factory! - MUFFIN LIKE BOOK; MAKE MUFFIN HAPPY!
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quote:The enemy's gate is DOWN. (You know i never fully understood the significance of that quote.)
you'll find the significance of this in this pocket watch...follow it with your eyes...youre getting sleepy...your eyelids are getting heavy....
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The enemies gate is down is a great quote. Its great for playing Red alert becuase theirs missions where their is like two hundred baddies but you win if you destroy a specific building. So remember the enemies gate is down! Just make fifteen of the fastest tanks and go for the goal. Who cares if when your done you only have one tank left, you won!
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A rollercoaster ride of a novel -- without the fun and all the nausea.
This novel reminds me of that one time we went to my Uncle Dave's house and we had to sit for three hours in his living room, which smelled like stale beer and wet dog, while he told us all about his thrilling career as an MP at a Naval Air Station in Nevada.
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Personally I think that inducing commas in people is much more humane than inducing semi-colons.
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This book reminds me of the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones... -Grandpa Simpson
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"Just put generic review number three in here, Kate, and put an exclamation point at the end of it, he paid five bucks extra."
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Reading this book is like wading through a pool of butterscotch while wearing a corduroy jumpsuit.
A triumph of jaw-dropping mediocrity!
This is the second best book about a hazel-eyed, red-haired, hot-tempered, agnostic, Libertarian, dairy farmer of medium build ever written.
Sure to be a bestseller!*
*(in some small town bookstore where the only other choice of newish reading material is Consumers Report's Best Buys for 1983).
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"The must-read bedtime novel of the decade. You'll go straight to sleep every time you pick it up."
"The author's ability to pepper his novel with obscure vocabulary will leave you screaming for something to drink."
"This novel made me laugh like never before. Odd, considering it was supposed to actually mean something."
An alteration of praise for Shadow of the Hegemon : "As are all Card's books, this one is strangely strange."
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This book is even better than dressing up in women's clothing and singing Streisand songs.
This book will make you feel as creepy as finding out that a pervert snuck into your room every night during your senior year in high school and watched you sleep.
This book does for sex what Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle" did for meat.
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This book's plot had me tearing my hair out! Big clumps of it, all over my head!
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New Edition! 20% less "be" verbs than before!
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"Since you get to fill in all the adjectives Mad-Libs-style, it's like the novel you never wrote."
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" The most improbable book of all time!" " I dont remeber waht it was about, but I know it is good." " This book most likely to attract you towards the same sex." " Insomniacs will finally find some sleep."
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