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"If you manage to finish the book you can write the review."
"This book is not intended for women who may be pregnant or are nursing. Please consult with a doctor before reading this book. Side effects may include- headache, nausea..."
"Its the best book I've ever read!" Mom
"This book has not been stripped, if the cover of this book is missing, its because its hiding from the story."
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"The other day I found a booger sticking between pages 78 and 79. I can only conclude that my seven year old is enjoying it as much as I am."
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"The only book written so well that it makes you believe that taking over the Chinese Empire with a pen is actually possible" (Inspired by chapter 1 of SotG).
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"Certain to be a breeding ground for silverfish."
"Brings to mind Bradbury's Farenheit 451. For all the wrong reasons."
"An eloquent look into the minds of the young and a statement about man's inhumanity to... Oh, dear God. I'm a book reviewer. Is this all a M.A. in English Lit comes down to? Is it?!"
"If you only read one book this year... Read this one, too."
"The author lives at 221 Southwest Main Street, Madison, Wisconsin. Do what must be done."
"A Barnes & Noble Rapid Markdown Selection."
"For this, you paid $25? What's the matter with you?"
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"The novels of Orson Scott Card create a intriguing combination of gastronomical themes it warrents its own brand of medication" -Proctology Today
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quote:Originally posted by LTC DuBois: Can't remember where I heard this one.
"Once I picked this book up I couldn't set it down. I had to hurl it across the room."
I have actually Hurled some of my FAVORITE books across the room. I was that ingrossed in the charecters.
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Better than the magazines in the doctor's waiting room - take this book along next time you have an appointment.
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Reads like a McGonagall poem! Is on a par with a Florence Foster Jenkins concert! Ed Wood is interested in directing the movie version!
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Did you hear about the experiment of 'how does reading work' where there were many spelling mistakes in the middle of words and they testd how fast you could read and how much you noticed? This is the implmentation!
Even the priests' swearing is in correct grammar - unlike colloquial books!
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The High quality paper bound in this book is without a doubt one of this books greatest virtues.
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Searching for a low-stress way to end a relationship? Give 'em this book (for best results, underline and bookmark the second paragraph on page 17)!
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The novelization of the movie inspired by the video game based on the boardgame derived from the collectable card game create in conjunction with the tv show created to compete with Pokemon.
Now with 25% more blasphemy
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