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fallow
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the bad: yo mama shaved her head.

[ May 20, 2004, 02:55 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]

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Yo Mama: ...and didn't tell you until you came home for Spring Break...that she turned the house into a monastery.
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the good: the monks left, and the sisters fled before them.
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The bad: They took the good china.
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yo mama: she was the only one who could translate!
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the good: the coupon hasn't expired.
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bad: However, they still don't have the item in the style you like.
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yo mama: Your wife made you sleep in the garage when you tried on your new, festive, Frederick's of Hollywood fuzzy elephant g-string.
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the good: every cloud has a silver lining.
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the bad: many coffins have a silver lining
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Bump.

Now that's a toughie.

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Yo momma: the silver lining of your coffin is lead, now everyone who cried over your dead body has lead poisoning
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The good: they found a cure for the common cold.
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The bad: It costs a week's wages.
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Yo momma: And it replaces your cold with AIDS.
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The good: you've aced all your exams! [Party]
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The Bad - This thread had a post count of 666. I just had to change that.
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Yo momma - You had to sell your soul to the devil to ace all those exams.
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The good: You also learned how to play a mean guitar.
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The Bad: The nice guitars won't speak to you.
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Yo momma: But the accordions won't stop humping your leg.
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Oh, good grief. [Razz]

The good: You have several ideas for your term paper.

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The bad: A horrific car accident left you unable to write or communicate verbally.
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Yo Mama: Through the long process of blinking your eyes to morse code, you manage to have a close friend transcribe your term paper, but you still recieve a failing grade.

The Good: You write a books and it gets published.

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The Bad: by a company that publishes hentai manga.
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Yo Mamma: They give you a pen name that happens to be that of the guy who turned you down for the Fall formal.

The good: You just got a new car!

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The Bad: It's got a heinous smell in it.
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Yo Mama: There's a corpse in the trunk

The Good: You dog is well behaved.

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The Bad: With the shock collar on
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Yo Mama: ...and he seems to have chewed it off.

The Good: You recently learned to read Sanskrit

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The bad: Only to find out that somebody else got the Sanskrit translator job you were aiming for.
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Yo' Mama: and it's the only Sanskrit translator job in the country.

Good: You finally get some overtime at work.

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The Bad: You're now working a 60 hour week.
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Yo Mama: On the sewage's janitorial staff.

The Good: You just made a nice hot cup of tea.

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The bad: You're in Phoenix in July and it's 120 degrees outside.
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Yo Mama: You made the tea by sticking a tea bag in a kiddie pool on the sidewalk. Mmmmmm.

Good: You made your connecting flight with seconds to spare.

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The bad: It just happened to be the flight that was hijacked by rabid (literally) terrorists.
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Yo Mama: During your daring attempt to overcome the terrorists, you were bitten.

Good: You just won the lottery.

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Bad: The prize was 30 cents.
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Yo Mama: Before taxes.

Good: The cabin you're camping in has lights and running water.

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Bad: The running water is a creek that has been diverted through the walls and the lights are fireflies.
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Yo mama: A flash-flood warning was just announced on the radio.

Good: You just got a clean bill of health at your check-up.

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Bad: It has your neighbor's name on it.
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Yo mama: With your billing information.

Good: Pickles!

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Bad: That rotted and grew mold.
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Yo mama: that have evolved into malicious sentient beings plotting to take over the universe.

Good: you just passed your test with flying colors.

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Bad: The colors slowly resolve into a hospital room.
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Yo Mama: But you can't see them at all anyway, because you've gone blind from too much...er, studying.


The good: Halloween is just around the corner!

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The bad: You haven't thought of a costume yet
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Yo Mama: Nobody thinks you need one.

Good: It’s lunchtime.

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