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Topic: Good, Bad, Yo Mama (A game)
fallow
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posted May 20, 2004 02:54 AM
the bad: yo mama shaved her head.[ May 20, 2004, 02:55 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
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skillery
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posted May 22, 2004 01:55 AM
Yo Mama: ...and didn't tell you until you came home for Spring Break...that she turned the house into a monastery.
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fallow
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posted May 22, 2004 02:59 AM
the good: the monks left, and the sisters fled before them.
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rivka
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posted May 23, 2004 02:54 AM
The bad: They took the good china.
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fallow
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posted May 23, 2004 03:00 AM
yo mama: she was the only one who could translate!
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fallow
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posted May 23, 2004 03:40 AM
the good: the coupon hasn't expired.
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rivka
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posted May 23, 2004 03:57 AM
bad: However, they still don't have the item in the style you like.
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skillery
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posted May 24, 2004 02:09 AM
yo mama: Your wife made you sleep in the garage when you tried on your new, festive, Frederick's of Hollywood fuzzy elephant g-string.
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fallow
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posted May 24, 2004 02:13 AM
the good: every cloud has a silver lining.
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skillery
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posted May 24, 2004 02:20 AM
the bad: many coffins have a silver lining
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pooka
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posted September 27, 2007 04:03 PM
Bump.
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landybraine
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posted September 27, 2007 06:55 PM
Yo momma: the silver lining of your coffin is lead, now everyone who cried over your dead body has lead poisoning
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Mike
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posted September 28, 2007 02:42 AM
The good: they found a cure for the common cold.
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pooka
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posted September 28, 2007 08:27 AM
The bad: It costs a week's wages.
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MidnightBlue
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posted September 28, 2007 10:21 AM
Yo momma: And it replaces your cold with AIDS.
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Kelly
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posted September 28, 2007 11:03 AM
The good: you've aced all your exams!
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Tammy
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posted September 28, 2007 11:05 AM
The Bad - This thread had a post count of 666. I just had to change that.
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ludosti
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posted September 28, 2007 02:27 PM
Yo momma - You had to sell your soul to the devil to ace all those exams.
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Primal Curve
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posted September 28, 2007 02:44 PM
The good: You also learned how to play a mean guitar.
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Javert Hugo
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posted September 28, 2007 02:46 PM
The Bad: The nice guitars won't speak to you.
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advice for robots
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posted September 28, 2007 04:05 PM
Yo momma: But the accordions won't stop humping your leg.
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Javert Hugo
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posted September 28, 2007 04:08 PM
Oh, good grief.
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Primal Curve
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posted September 28, 2007 05:29 PM
The bad: A horrific car accident left you unable to write or communicate verbally.
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Nathan2006
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posted September 28, 2007 07:04 PM
Yo Mama: Through the long process of blinking your eyes to morse code, you manage to have a close friend transcribe your term paper, but you still recieve a failing grade.
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erosomniac
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posted September 28, 2007 07:11 PM
The Bad: by a company that publishes hentai manga.
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pooka
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posted September 28, 2007 07:16 PM
Yo Mamma: They give you a pen name that happens to be that of the guy who turned you down for the Fall formal.
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landybraine
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posted September 28, 2007 07:37 PM
The Bad: It's got a heinous smell in it.
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Nathan2006
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posted September 28, 2007 07:42 PM
Yo Mama: There's a corpse in the trunk
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Threads
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posted September 28, 2007 10:09 PM
The Bad: With the shock collar on
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Raventhief
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posted September 28, 2007 10:55 PM
Yo Mama: ...and he seems to have chewed it off.
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advice for robots
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posted September 30, 2007 02:11 AM
The bad: Only to find out that somebody else got the Sanskrit translator job you were aiming for.
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Morbo
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posted September 30, 2007 03:02 AM
Yo' Mama: and it's the only Sanskrit translator job in the country.
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Tammy
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posted September 30, 2007 02:27 PM
The Bad: You're now working a 60 hour week.
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Teshi
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posted September 30, 2007 02:55 PM
Yo Mama: On the sewage's janitorial staff.
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ludosti
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posted September 30, 2007 03:02 PM
The bad: You're in Phoenix in July and it's 120 degrees outside.
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advice for robots
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posted October 01, 2007 01:55 AM
Yo Mama: You made the tea by sticking a tea bag in a kiddie pool on the sidewalk. Mmmmmm.
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Primal Curve
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posted October 01, 2007 10:14 AM
The bad: It just happened to be the flight that was hijacked by rabid (literally) terrorists.
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ludosti
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posted October 01, 2007 03:41 PM
Yo Mama: During your daring attempt to overcome the terrorists, you were bitten.
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Javert Hugo
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posted October 01, 2007 03:47 PM
Bad: The prize was 30 cents.
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advice for robots
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posted October 01, 2007 04:00 PM
Yo Mama: Before taxes.
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Javert Hugo
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posted October 01, 2007 04:25 PM
Bad: The running water is a creek that has been diverted through the walls and the lights are fireflies.
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Morbo
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posted October 01, 2007 04:37 PM
Yo mama: A flash-flood warning was just announced on the radio.
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Javert Hugo
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posted October 01, 2007 04:39 PM
Bad: It has your neighbor's name on it.
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Juxtapose
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posted October 01, 2007 11:34 PM
Yo mama: With your billing information.
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Ivygirl1937
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posted October 01, 2007 11:39 PM
Bad: That rotted and grew mold.
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Mike
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posted October 02, 2007 12:14 AM
Yo mama: that have evolved into malicious sentient beings plotting to take over the universe.
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Juxtapose
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posted October 02, 2007 04:44 AM
Bad: The colors slowly resolve into a hospital room.
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Dead_Horse
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posted October 02, 2007 07:30 AM
Yo Mama: But you can't see them at all anyway, because you've gone blind from too much...er, studying.
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SenojRetep
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posted October 02, 2007 11:59 AM
The bad: You haven't thought of a costume yet
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advice for robots
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posted October 02, 2007 02:06 PM
Yo Mama: Nobody thinks you need one.
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