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Topic: Proposal from the hatrack men to the hatrack women
Paul Goldner
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posted August 11, 2003 04:18 PM
So, its been established that hatrack women would make great life partners. Since we've also established (At least in a joking manner) that polygamy is ok if it involves hatrackers... *Gets on bended knee and extends hand holding whole bunches of diamond rings* Women of hatrack, from the hearts of all the men who post here regularly, We love you, and without you, our lives would not be complete. We have little to offer you other then our undying devotion, love, and respect, but even with so little to offer, would you do us the incredible honor of marrying us?
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Noemon
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posted August 11, 2003 04:20 PM
I knew this was coming!
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Ralphie
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posted August 11, 2003 04:20 PM
Oooh - dibs on Paul. I called it.
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twinky
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posted August 11, 2003 04:23 PM
We established in the gay marriage thread that a marriage can contain any number of people of either gender. (I'll add transsexuals and hermaphrodites, too, to be fair.) So you don't get Paul, you get all of us -- as does every other jatraquera who accepts this proposal.
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Ralphie
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posted August 11, 2003 04:25 PM
<---just read page 16. Deal!
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zgator
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posted August 11, 2003 04:26 PM
quote: We have little to offer you other then our undying devotion, love, and respect, but even with so little to offer, would you do us the incredible honor of marrying us? To sweeten the pot, I can get the ladies some really cool pens with my company's logo on them. Maybe some coffee mugs too. edit after I read page 16 [ August 11, 2003, 04:29 PM: Message edited by: zgator ]
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twinky
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posted August 11, 2003 04:29 PM
That's true. Paul also did not mention our collective hotness.
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hansenj
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posted August 11, 2003 04:29 PM
ooh! There are pens?? I'm in!
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mackillian
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posted August 11, 2003 04:29 PM
Not fair Ralphie! You're already married!
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katharina
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posted August 11, 2003 04:29 PM
Does this means she brings her husband?
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zgator
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posted August 11, 2003 04:30 PM
Gentlemen should always tip their hat when proposing to ladies.
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twinky
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posted August 11, 2003 04:30 PM
So? By accepting our proposal she becomes a polygamist
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asQmh
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posted August 11, 2003 04:32 PM
But how binding is this wedding thing? I mean sure, it's great for now and all, but what do I do when a better offer comes along? But the pens are tempting . . . . Q.
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Paul Goldner
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posted August 11, 2003 04:32 PM
She only brings her husband if he posts at hatrack. *Grin* And, mack, just because she's married doesn't mean she can't join the polygamist hatrack marriage I mean, there's room for everyone right?
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MattB
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posted August 11, 2003 05:00 PM
Heck, I've got some pens with little lights in them so you can take notes in movie theaters. *waggles eyebrows at Jennie and Q, waves pens enticingly*
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Shan
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posted August 11, 2003 05:13 PM
My, what a day of surprises. Weeeellll - as long as Ralphie says it's okay, then sure - new pens that come equipped with little flashlights are way cool.
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Slash the Berzerker
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posted August 11, 2003 05:33 PM
Don't make me eat you Paul. Most of the women here are already in my hoochie stable, and I respond poorly to interlopers.
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T. Analog Kid
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posted August 11, 2003 05:39 PM
quote: don't make me eat you, Paul and the award for best double entendre in a polyamory thread goes to...
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Olivet
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posted August 11, 2003 05:41 PM
*snort*
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Pixie
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posted August 11, 2003 05:42 PM
Sorry, boys, but I'm already engaged to one of you.
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Ophelia
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posted August 11, 2003 05:45 PM
Why settle for just one when you can have them all ?
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katharina
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posted August 11, 2003 05:56 PM
Like Pokemon. *nods happily*
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Diosmel Duda
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posted August 11, 2003 05:57 PM
I'm sure Jon Boy wouldn't mind. Sure, why not?
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katharina
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posted August 11, 2003 06:01 PM
Does that mean you're sharing Jon Boy? These are fascinating possibilities.
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twinky
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posted August 11, 2003 06:05 PM
I love this thread. I love it so very much.
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Elizabeth
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posted August 11, 2003 06:10 PM
"I love this thread. I love it so very much." Enough to grow tentacles, Twinky? [ August 11, 2003, 06:10 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]
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twinky
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posted August 11, 2003 06:25 PM
I think I'd probably do both of those things
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Pixie
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posted August 11, 2003 06:39 PM
quote: OK, I'm in! Just because Twinky has tentacles? [ August 11, 2003, 06:40 PM: Message edited by: Pixie ]
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Elizabeth
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posted August 11, 2003 06:40 PM
Pixie, I am just hoping he will start a trend, that's all.
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twinky
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posted August 11, 2003 06:43 PM
Ahhhh... you're hoping more guys will follow my example and agree to grow tentacles?
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Elizabeth
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posted August 11, 2003 06:46 PM
Exactly! I think it would be tentacular! (sorry, really dumb joke)
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jexx
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posted August 11, 2003 06:47 PM
I accept! Also, the following quote made me cover my mouth with my hand and giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl: quote: waves pens enticingly *teehee*
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Pixie
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posted August 11, 2003 06:51 PM
You guys are the greatest.
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Paul Goldner
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posted August 11, 2003 06:54 PM
I don't know slash... I wonder how many of your hoochies would rather be respectable married women... *Grin*
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Taalcon
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posted August 11, 2003 06:58 PM
Bob, your graemlin progression made me
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Slash the Berzerker
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posted August 11, 2003 07:00 PM
Paul, their desires don't come into it. And if you try to forment rebellion, I will fold you into a flat sandwich shaped object and eat you with potato chips.
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Paul Goldner
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posted August 11, 2003 07:03 PM
I've been formenting rebellion all my life. If any of your hoochies want into this polygamous marriage, I'm not going to be the one stopping them... And you can try to fold me up. You have to catch me first. Even with my torn hamstring, I still run faster then you
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Slash the Berzerker
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posted August 11, 2003 07:05 PM
I still love that old saying: "Youth and skill are no match for age and treachery."
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Elizabeth
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posted August 11, 2003 07:06 PM
Paul, if you were to grow tentacles, it would increase your unfoldability.
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 11, 2003 07:06 PM
Anyway, he is not a newbie. You can't eat him.
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Paul Goldner
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posted August 11, 2003 07:07 PM
Elizabeth, if I grow tentacles, can they be detachable so I only have them when trying to seduce you and other tentacle loving women?
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Elizabeth
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posted August 11, 2003 07:14 PM
Paul and Twinky, you won't have time to take them off.
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Paul Goldner
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posted August 11, 2003 07:17 PM
Now thats what I like to hear!
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