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Paul Goldner
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So, its been established that hatrack women would make great life partners.

Since we've also established (At least in a joking manner) that polygamy is ok if it involves hatrackers...

*Gets on bended knee and extends hand holding whole bunches of diamond rings*
Women of hatrack, from the hearts of all the men who post here regularly,

We love you, and without you, our lives would not be complete. We have little to offer you other then our undying devotion, love, and respect, but even with so little to offer, would you do us the incredible honor of marrying us?

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twinky
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[Big Grin]
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Noemon
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I knew this was coming! [Big Grin]
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Oooh - dibs on Paul.

I called it.

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twinky
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We established in the gay marriage thread that a marriage can contain any number of people of either gender. (I'll add transsexuals and hermaphrodites, too, to be fair.)

So you don't get Paul, you get all of us -- as does every other jatraquera who accepts this proposal.

[Smile]

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Ralphie
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<---just read page 16.

Deal!

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quote:
We have little to offer you other then our undying devotion, love, and respect, but even with so little to offer, would you do us the incredible honor of marrying us?
To sweeten the pot, I can get the ladies some really cool pens with my company's logo on them. Maybe some coffee mugs too. [Wink]

edit after I read page 16

[ August 11, 2003, 04:29 PM: Message edited by: zgator ]

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twinky
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That's true. Paul also did not mention our collective hotness.

[Razz]

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ooh! There are pens?? I'm in! [Wink]
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Not fair Ralphie! You're already married!
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Does this means she brings her husband?
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zgator
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[Hat]
Gentlemen should always tip their hat when proposing to ladies.

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twinky
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So? By accepting our proposal she becomes a polygamist [Big Grin]
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But how binding is this wedding thing? I mean sure, it's great for now and all, but what do I do when a better offer comes along?

But the pens are tempting . . . .

Q.

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Paul Goldner
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She only brings her husband if he posts at hatrack. *Grin*

And, mack, just because she's married doesn't mean she can't join the polygamist hatrack marriage [Smile] I mean, there's room for everyone right?

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Heck, I've got some pens with little lights in them so you can take notes in movie theaters.

*waggles eyebrows at Jennie and Q, waves pens enticingly*

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Shan
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My, what a day of surprises. Weeeellll - as long as Ralphie says it's okay, then sure - new pens that come equipped with little flashlights are way cool. [Big Grin]
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Slash the Berzerker
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Don't make me eat you Paul.

Most of the women here are already in my hoochie stable, and I respond poorly to interlopers.

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quote:
don't make me eat you, Paul
and the award for best double entendre in a polyamory thread goes to...
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*snort*
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Pixie
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Sorry, boys, but I'm already engaged to one of you. [Big Grin]
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Ophelia
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Why settle for just one when you can have them all? [Wink] [Big Grin]
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Like Pokemon. *nods happily*
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I'm sure Jon Boy wouldn't mind. Sure, why not? [Wink]
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o_O

Hm, the endless possibilities.

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katharina
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Does that mean you're sharing Jon Boy?

These are fascinating possibilities.

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twinky
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I love this thread. I love it so very much. [Big Grin]
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katharina
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Enough to marry it?
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Elizabeth
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"I love this thread. I love it so very much."

Enough to grow tentacles, Twinky?

[ August 11, 2003, 06:10 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]

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twinky
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I think I'd probably do both of those things [Razz]
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Elizabeth
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OK, I'm in!
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quote:
OK, I'm in!
Just because Twinky has tentacles?

[ August 11, 2003, 06:40 PM: Message edited by: Pixie ]

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Elizabeth
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Pixie, I am just hoping he will start a trend, that's all.
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twinky
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Ahhhh... you're hoping more guys will follow my example and agree to grow tentacles?
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Elizabeth
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Exactly! I think it would be tentacular!

(sorry, really dumb joke)

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[Big Grin]
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I accept!

Also, the following quote made me cover my mouth with my hand and giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl:

quote:
waves pens enticingly
*teehee*
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[ROFL]

You guys are the greatest. [Kiss] [Wink]

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[Group Hug] [Kiss] [Hat] [Monkeys] [The Wave]
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Paul Goldner
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I don't know slash... I wonder how many of your hoochies would rather be respectable married women...

*Grin*

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Bob, your graemlin progression made me [ROFL]
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Paul, their desires don't come into it.

And if you try to forment rebellion, I will fold you into a flat sandwich shaped object and eat you with potato chips.

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Paul Goldner
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I've been formenting rebellion all my life.

If any of your hoochies want into this polygamous marriage, I'm not going to be the one stopping them...

And you can try to fold me up. You have to catch me first. Even with my torn hamstring, I still run faster then you [Evil]

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Slash the Berzerker
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I still love that old saying:

"Youth and skill are no match for age and treachery."

[Smile]

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Elizabeth
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Paul, if you were to grow tentacles, it would increase your unfoldability.
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Anyway, he is not a newbie. You can't eat him. [No No]
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Paul Goldner
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Elizabeth, if I grow tentacles, can they be detachable so I only have them when trying to seduce you and other tentacle loving women?

[Evil]

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[Big Grin]
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Elizabeth
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Paul and Twinky, you won't have time to take them off.
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Paul Goldner
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Now thats what I like to hear!

[Party] [Evil] [Hail]

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