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blacwolve
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His lack of patience was often mistaken for initiative...
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Erik Slaine
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Haven't you gotten too close to the Sun yet?

[ September 01, 2003, 01:18 PM: Message edited by: Erik Slaine ]

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Haven't you thought of a better insult yet?
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What a name--Nick. How does it feel to be named after a shaving accident?
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Better than being named after some prissy bird.
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Julie
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What, you mean you have to label yourself sarcastic?
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Elizabeth
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Julie, Julie
Test your stoolie

(sorry)

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JenniK
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an amazingly inept insult I must say.
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sarcasticmuppet
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Yet somehow yours manages to be worse.
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You really have to wonder about the personality of someone who has such a large fraction of the posts in this thread.
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sarcasticmuppet
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Someone is forgetting the entire purpose of this forum.
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Scott R
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Which purpose, sadly, is the ONLY purpose you seem to have found in your life.
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sarcasticmuppet
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Just because you live to impress people you've never met doesn't make it true for the rest of us.
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Scott R
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So you admit to living for the moment in which you can. . .what, disappoint people?

You're doing a good job so far.

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sarcasticmuppet
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Oh, I forgot. You assume to be a member of the general human population.
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Julie
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And you're so much better, right? I mean, who wouldn't want to be a cross between a marionet and a puppet?
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sarcasticmuppet
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you're just jealous because you couldn't think of a better handle than your name.
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Erik Slaine
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Okay, who said it was "give it to sarcastic puppet" night? [Grumble]
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I believe it was your mother, Erik. [Big Grin]

(Darned Ethernet connnection. I can just go on the Internet anytime I want. [Big Grin] )

[ September 02, 2003, 12:13 AM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

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Morbo
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At least he has a real mommy, instead of some seamstress in a prop department.
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You just can't let a thread die, can you?
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Erik Slaine
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It's too early to insult you again.

:staggers off to start the coffee:

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Your failing brain is desperate for any excuse to duck out.
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Morbo
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That's faulty deducktive logic, kat. Debug your own brain before emoting about your brother's. [No No] [Taunt]
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At least I can spell 'deductive'.
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Morbo
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You can spell deductive, and you have an ethernet connection. I'll bet the recession didn't phase you at all with that on your resume. [Roll Eyes]
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Julie
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(bump)

Do you always have to rely on smilies to get your point across?

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T_Smith
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Julia, you have the face of an iguana, and the personality to boot.

Oh, and you smell like chicken.

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Julie
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And apparently in addition to having the brain of a squirrel and the subtlety of a chimpanzee, you can't read. My name is Julie.
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Her Royal Sweekiness
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Julie, you don't even deserve the name Julia.
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T_Smith
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Brain of a squirrel? As both Papa Moose and Saudade can testify to, squirrels are very clever creatures.

And monkeys, well, everyone already knew I was a monkey, so no surprise there.

Oh, and I know your name is Julie. Julia was the name of my dog. I thought it fit much better.

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T_Smith
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Sweekiness, you essense and presence resembles nothing short of a rat. Creeping along, picking up scraps, you are one of the most hideous looking creatures around. You are a lousy minion, and you have no clue what cool is.
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Her Royal Sweekiness
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T, you will never achive the level of sweekiness that I have obtained, therefore, I will always be superior.

[ September 28, 2003, 02:49 PM: Message edited by: Her Royal Sweekiness ]

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T_Smith
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::stares at sweekiness::

Hey, you almost look good enough for me to date.

Almost.

[ September 28, 2003, 02:51 PM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]

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Her Royal Sweekiness
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I already told you, T. I'm your superior. I'll almost be good enough to date you for the rest of your humble existence. But I'll always be better.

[ September 28, 2003, 02:53 PM: Message edited by: Her Royal Sweekiness ]

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T_Smith
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Sorry. That was too lame to get a response out of.

Please hang up, and insult again.

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Ralphie
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I know I'm suppose to insult Nathan, but HRS post was lame enough to carry over into a second insult.
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Her Royal Sweekiness
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lame is way better than the best abstraction you can muster, Ralphie.
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Rappin' Ronnie Reagan
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okay, time for class!
hrs, ralphie, t, please sit down.
actually, hrs, you're suppose to be in the remedial class down the hall. i'm sorry; please leave now.
first, let's talk about how to correctly join clauses. two clauses with the same subject that are joined together do not, i repeat, do not need a comma between them.
and, now, the correct use of the possessive. for example, "ralphie's post." notice how i used an apostrophe s? yes, that would be how you show possession.
oh, and, yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone.
[Taunt]

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Ralphie
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quote:
lame is way better than the best abstraction you can muster, Ralphie.
Nice effort.
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Her Royal Sweekiness
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I'd say the same about your diet.
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Rappin' Ronnie Reagan
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wow, these back and forth insults are rather pathetic. much like a kitten with only three legs crawling through the sahara desert toward the mirage of a large bowl of milk.

[ September 28, 2003, 04:27 PM: Message edited by: Rappin' Ronnie Reagan ]

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quote:
I'd say the same about your diet.
::winces::

I think I'm gonna let you guys take it from here. Considering Sweekie pooled all her resources together to come up with that, if I continued insulting her it would be like using a flamethrower to fight off someone coming out you with a pointed stick.

I'm not sure I could morally justify it.

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Rappin' Ronnie Reagan
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yeah, sure, just ignore me. MY insults were intelligent. hmmmm...maybe that's why you ignored them. they're too intelligent for you.

[ September 28, 2003, 04:42 PM: Message edited by: Rappin' Ronnie Reagan ]

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Ralphie
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Ignoring you is insulting, neh?

[Razz]

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Rappin' Ronnie Reagan
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[Frown] you found my weakness.
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Not that it was hard. Oh, and are you incapable of using a capitol letter every once in a while? It's the way smart people start their sentences. Try it and maybe you'll fool someone.
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Her Royal Sweekiness
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do you mean Capital, Julie?
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all the cool people don't capitalize. but i do use a lot of capitol letters, such as the letters in the word "letter".
L--nashviLLe
E--tallahassEE
T--ausTin
R--sacRamento

[ September 28, 2003, 09:20 PM: Message edited by: Rappin' Ronnie Reagan ]

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Yeah, but you're still a butthead.
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