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Topic: The Insult Game
Elizabeth
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posted August 16, 2003 11:35 PM
Well, what did she teach you then? Don't you know "a lot" is a piece of land?
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eslaine
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posted August 16, 2003 11:39 PM
I try my best to ignore my mom. And my eighth grade teacher as well!
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rivka
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posted August 17, 2003 02:18 AM
brags about ignoring his mom?
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Icarus
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posted August 17, 2003 09:05 AM
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Morbo
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posted August 17, 2003 09:10 AM
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 17, 2003 09:22 AM
Imitation is the sincerest form of mockery.
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Morbo
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posted August 17, 2003 10:10 AM
Cliches are the dullest form of insults.
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Elizabeth
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posted August 17, 2003 10:44 AM
You have to use Bob's insult to insult him back? Lame.
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eslaine
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posted August 17, 2003 10:57 AM
Didn't I already insult you? Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
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Morbo
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posted August 17, 2003 11:03 AM
This from someone who thinks we're sending troops to Libya. [ August 17, 2003, 11:04 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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eslaine
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posted August 17, 2003 11:06 AM
Good point, Liberia. But you still smell!
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Morbo
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posted August 17, 2003 11:19 AM
You still smell:I'll never top that, I concede.
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Human
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posted August 17, 2003 11:30 AM
You are a wussy conceder!
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Morbo
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posted August 17, 2003 12:45 PM
You're a conceited wuss.
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T_Smith
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posted August 17, 2003 03:02 PM
You're more paranoid and random than I am!!!
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Nick
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posted August 17, 2003 06:12 PM
That's not possible T.
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Icarus
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posted August 17, 2003 06:13 PM
Nick, I'm not sure that you understand the point of this thread.
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Elizabeth
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posted August 17, 2003 06:17 PM
Icarus, you should have listened to your dear old dad, you ingrate.
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Ryan Hart
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posted August 17, 2003 07:45 PM
Wow. That a terrible and vague reference to a piece of Greek mythology.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted August 17, 2003 11:00 PM
Ryan, your entire existence is a Greek tragedy.
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Morbo
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posted August 18, 2003 03:51 AM
Moppet, the classics trump any long-cancelled Muppet show.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 18, 2003 04:32 AM
quote: Forbear, Kermit, lest you kindle their wrath! Now there's some Fozzy logic if I ever I've seen it.
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zgator
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posted August 18, 2003 08:32 AM
It's fun to watch Bob try and use logic. Sort of like it's fun to watch America's Funniest Home Videos.
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katharina
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posted August 18, 2003 10:49 AM
Zan has won AFHV four years in a row with variation on Man Hit in Groin with Football .
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Elizabeth
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posted August 18, 2003 11:46 AM
Katharina is jealous of Zan for this feat.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted August 18, 2003 11:58 AM
"Hey Kettle? It's Elizabeth. You're black!"[ August 18, 2003, 11:59 AM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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Dan_raven
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posted August 18, 2003 12:02 PM
SM just has a weird interest in her feet.
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Morbo
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posted August 18, 2003 12:33 PM
Dan, how did you manage to get both S&M and foot fetish in a 9 word sentence?[ August 18, 2003, 12:34 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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eslaine
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posted August 18, 2003 12:35 PM
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Morbo
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posted August 18, 2003 12:43 PM
Take's one to know one!--Eslaine.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 18, 2003 12:46 PM
quote: how did you manage to get both S&M and foot fetish in a 9 word sentence? Morbo is my inspiration for all things sick and perverted.
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eslaine
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posted August 18, 2003 12:49 PM
Way to compliment Morbo! Now we'll never hear the end of it!
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PSI Teleport
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posted August 18, 2003 02:19 PM
Why don't you guys go back to grooming each other and let a woman do the insulting?[ August 18, 2003, 02:20 PM: Message edited by: PSI Teleport ]
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eslaine
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posted August 18, 2003 02:25 PM
What fun would there be in that?
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zgator
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posted August 18, 2003 02:27 PM
eslaine is so stupid he spits out the fleas. Those are the ones that taste the best.
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PSI Teleport
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posted August 18, 2003 02:40 PM
eslaine: Where did you get that? Is that one of your old pick up lines?
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jeniwren
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posted August 18, 2003 02:46 PM
That's got to be the stupidest attempt at insulting I've ever seen. Nothing could be judged tasty if it is inhaled through the nose. And one wonders if it is not an oxymoron in the most direct sense to put tasty and bug together.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 18, 2003 02:51 PM
and Jeni should know an Oxymoron, being both a moron and way to familiar with several Oxen.[ August 18, 2003, 02:52 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
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Sopwith
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posted August 18, 2003 03:55 PM
Butthead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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eslaine
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posted August 18, 2003 04:45 PM
Metal and Chardonnay? I just don't get it.
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eslaine
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posted August 18, 2003 08:34 PM
So, which of the old guys in the balcony are you?Muppet Show reference)
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eslaine
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posted August 19, 2003 09:28 AM
Bump that fluff!
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zgator
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posted August 19, 2003 09:39 AM
eslaine, didn't you understand that we felt so bad for you and your pathetic insults that we were just letting the thread die.
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eslaine
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posted August 19, 2003 11:54 AM
This place needs more fluff lately, but I guess a reptile like you wouldn't understand that. [ August 19, 2003, 11:55 AM: Message edited by: eslaine ]
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Dan_raven
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posted August 19, 2003 12:08 PM
Every time you enter a room, the fluff goes up, and the rooms average IQ drops like a rock.
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Morbo
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posted August 19, 2003 03:13 PM
Every time you enter a room, the fluffers leave in disgust.
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Dan_raven
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posted August 19, 2003 03:32 PM
You would have to work hard, get a face lift, and double your brain capcacity to be considered a disgusting fluffer.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted August 20, 2003 11:42 PM
Dan is an expert in disgusting fluff, having majored in Disgusting Studies at Fluff University before getting his Masters in Lame Insults.[ August 20, 2003, 11:43 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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Megan
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posted August 20, 2003 11:45 PM
...whereas your personal experience with higher education consists of a failed attempt at clown college.
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