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Well... I didn't take the time to do actual research on the topic. But it seems I should have gone with the wolverine. Far more aggressive than your average bear. Posts: 1100 | Registered: Apr 2008
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Okay... new plan. We both keep posting such inane messages that nobody else will be interested in this thread anymore. Then it'll just be between the two of us.
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Yes, but this is really the only thread I post in usually, so I don't have to divide my attention.
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quote:Originally posted by Stone_Wolf_: The we have nothing to say but still want to contribute thread.
We used to have a lot more of those, we called them fluff threads, and there was a big group of us who posted in them a ton. It was golden age for saying nothing. in very many words.
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There's an NPC in Zangarmarsh (a swamp-like place in World of Warcraft) naked K. Lee Smallfry. When you speak to her, she says, "Have you seen the swamp gas here? Isn't it just SHINY?!"
This makes me happy.
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I believe this is my fourth post in a row that is putting a thread at the top. So... yeah. Go me! The only one alive!
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Hell is a giant banquet table filled with all the delicious foods in the world, and the table is lined with hungry people, but the people must use three foot long utensils, which are too long to reach their mouths, so they sit and hate the bounty as they starve.
Heaven is a giant banquet table filled with all the delicious foods in the world, and the table is lined with hungry people, and the people must use three foot long utensils so they feed each other.
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Those people in Hell should really just hold their utensils in the middle. Then you can rotate it between your fingers and have one and a half foot left. It should be doable.
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Now I can see why, in Hell, there would be rules to 'annoy' the guests. But why is it mandatory to use the utensils in Heaven as well? Does the Almighty put that much weight on proper etiquette?
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I imagine feasts in Heaven to be somewhat akin to Medieval Times Dinner Theater. Eating turkey legs with your hands, sopping up soup with hot bread, drinking from tankards of ale.
Now I've gone and made myself hungry.
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But if the rules in Heaven are set in stone like that, wouldn't it be possible that for some who have been granted access, all those rules would make heaven feel like its counterpart?
ETA: @ Eruve Nandiriel - Yes, isn't it amazing how popular something that requires no intellect can be?
PS. Congrats on your excellent memory.
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