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Topic: The Last Post Thread, The Next Generation
Vasslia Cora
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posted September 17, 2013 12:23 AM
I am considerably better at better at doing burpees than "spanisho"
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Mr. Y
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posted September 17, 2013 03:58 AM
Ik kin better Nederlânsk dan Frysk.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 17, 2013 03:04 PM
I'm WAY better at sleeping than waking up.
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Mr. Y
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posted September 18, 2013 02:50 AM
How do you measure that?
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Mr. Y
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posted September 19, 2013 04:03 AM
Where can I buy one of those?
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Marek
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posted September 19, 2013 11:42 AM
in the land of nod
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 19, 2013 01:32 PM
They are 1,000 zzZZzzZz bucks...pretty good deal.
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Marek
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posted September 19, 2013 02:40 PM
<puts on eye patch and steals the last post>
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vegimo
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posted September 19, 2013 03:20 PM
Arrrrgh you trying to change the subject again?
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Marek
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posted September 19, 2013 08:09 PM
aye, that i was
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Mr. Y
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posted September 20, 2013 03:35 AM
So, it being international Talk like a pirate day yesterday - I propose we extend the holiday (something we tend to do here in the Low Countries) by declaring September 20th international Walk like a pirate day. Keeping in mind, for example, Mr. Depp's performance as Captain Sparrow.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 20, 2013 02:20 PM
Awwww...I missed talk like a pirate day?
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Vasslia Cora
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posted September 21, 2013 01:33 PM
As much as I love talk like a pirate day, I treat most days as talk like a ninja day.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 21, 2013 03:13 PM
How does a ninja talk?
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Marek
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posted September 21, 2013 08:03 PM
they don't
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 22, 2013 02:06 PM
Or do they? Just very quietly and to the point?
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Marek
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posted September 22, 2013 05:18 PM
the ninjas i talk to, always tell me that ninjas never speak, i could point out the obvious problem with this statement too them, but hey, they are ninjas
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 23, 2013 07:47 PM
Send a samurai to tell them.
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Marek
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posted September 24, 2013 12:11 AM
Good plan.
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Marek
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posted September 24, 2013 07:34 AM
You're welcome. Now how do i find a samurai?
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Mr. Y
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posted September 24, 2013 09:22 AM
You would probably have to start with acquiring or building a working time machine.
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vegimo
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posted September 24, 2013 10:27 AM
Nah, they just stopped making them in '95. I'm quite sure you could find one easily enough.
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Vasslia Cora
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posted September 24, 2013 11:12 PM
Ebay has them but the price varies wildly.
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Mr. Y
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posted September 25, 2013 03:30 AM
I guess were talking about the watch here... I gots one that you can have. I have never worn it, you can have it for free. You'd just have to pay the shipping costs.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 25, 2013 12:47 PM
Isn't Tom Cruise the last one?
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vegimo
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posted September 25, 2013 02:15 PM
Maybe, but I'll bet he was never driven up Ojos del Salado.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 26, 2013 03:35 AM
Possible...but reinvent?[ September 26, 2013, 01:28 PM: Message edited by: Stone_Wolf_ ]
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vegimo
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posted September 26, 2013 12:47 PM
Stagnation is the mother of reinvention.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 26, 2013 01:25 PM
Once upon a time there was a beautiful lass named Ness of the family Esity. She met a boy named Crea, of the family Tivity.
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vegimo
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posted September 26, 2013 01:42 PM
Ah, now that you corrected:
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Marek
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posted September 26, 2013 11:52 PM
or was it
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 27, 2013 04:06 AM
Ahhh...but perhsps it is the differance between truthful and useful.
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Mr. Y
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posted September 27, 2013 09:24 AM
In stead of sending in the Samurai, you could also send in a wise buddhist monk who keeps uttering meaningful yet confusing statements which will leave the ninja's unable to act.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 28, 2013 02:45 AM
Confusing is part of the recipe for winning the last post.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 29, 2013 10:12 PM
Confusing is part of the recipe for winning the last post.
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Mr. Y
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posted September 30, 2013 03:38 AM
Is that the reason for the double posting? Because you really had me confused there for about half a minute.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted September 30, 2013 02:07 PM
Naw...bonus feature of hitting "refresh" on a smart phone.
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Marek
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posted September 30, 2013 08:37 PM
43.5 hour gap between the double post seems odd to me
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Mr. Y
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posted October 01, 2013 03:26 AM
That's why I was confused, as usually the double posting has a far shorter gap in between. But I am willing to accept the smartphone explanation, since I have no knowledge to refute the theory.
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vegimo
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posted October 01, 2013 03:39 AM
Sounds like a dumb phone to me.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted October 01, 2013 04:23 AM
I'm sure there lab retreviors smarter than my phone.
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Mr. Y
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posted October 01, 2013 09:56 AM
Unfortunately those are all kept in well-guarded labs.
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Marek
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posted October 01, 2013 11:13 AM
This looks like a job for Batman
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Mr. Y
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posted October 02, 2013 03:25 AM
Wait... do you mean that Batman should retrieve the labs from the labs?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted October 02, 2013 11:37 AM
Wouldn't that be a job for Dogman?
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vegimo
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posted October 02, 2013 11:43 AM
Dogman?
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