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Little_Doctor
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31. You are in a coma, wake up, and are bed ridden for weeks. But the first thing you do after that, is post on Hatrack.
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Morbo
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[ROFL]
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32. You put "Hatrack Online Community" down as one of your interests on your resume.
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33. You will take an hour or more out of your day to read a long thread. And then decide not to post, because everything's been said.

I regularly pronounce lol out loud. And say shudder. Or *wink*.

34. When you hug someone, your brain inserts parentheses around their name.

35. And then you think "vulva!"

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36. You have sworn off Hatrack, for ever, seriously, and permanately....

more than 3 times.

37. You couldn't log off after your last Farewell post, because you wanted to see what people had to say about it.

38. You have uses posts here as a test bed for e-published articles, stories, thesis, or school papers.

39. You have been late to a doctors appointment, a date, work or school, an interview, or your own wedding because you had to finish that post.

40. You have corrected your doctor, minister, and parent using information and arguments picked up from Hatrack.

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Anna
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41. Your screename is how you call yourself.
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Jonathan Howard
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42) You print out the entire contents of "Auschwitz and Genocide", with *my* 7-page antithesis for a Web site, including everything else said, and hand it over to your teachers.
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43. You talk to some of your relatives more here than on the phone.
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Jonathan Howard
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Thank goodness I have no relatives here!

44) You show a 12th-grader from the Israel's Debating Club this Web site, and he says it's weird.

[ February 26, 2005, 11:16 AM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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45) If you've lied to your roommates about running off to Salt Lake to meet with Jatraqueros, saying something vague like "I'm going out with friends".
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Jonathan Howard
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46) And that is more so when you live in the Middle East and they believe you.
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47) You're unexpectedly away for an afternoon, come back that night, and are suprised to note that Hatrack continued to function without you.
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Jonathan Howard
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48) You marry a Hatracker.

Note: This was just to get at TomD.

49) You cannot write "Tom Davidson" with a space.

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Raia
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50) You abbreviate peoples' names IRL, so as not to go through the bother of mentally typing the whole thing.
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Jonathan Howard
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51) You are so into Hatrack political discussions, that you write <peoples'> instead of <people's>.
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Raia
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52) You're a stickler about perfect grammar IRL as well as online. [Razz]
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Jonathan Howard
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53) You correct my bad French understanding, quoting your professor.
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Raia
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54) You find out much later that I don't even SPEAK French! [Wink]
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Jonathan Howard
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55) Which is precisely why - as a Hatracker - you should NOT test my French skills!!!

[ February 27, 2005, 11:16 AM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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Raia
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50 something) You find yourself writing out classic Hatrack emoticons -- such as the wave smiley -- in handwritten notes.
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quote:

Note: This was just to get at TomD.

49) You cannot write "Tom Davidson" with a space.

Oddly, I write "Tom Davidson" with a space. [Smile] And I'm pretty sure I've had too much Hatrack.

And while I did indeed marry a Hatracker, she was not a Hatracker when I met her. *grin* There are people who've met the loves of their lives here on Hatrack, but I'm not one of 'em. [Smile]

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rivka
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Nah, he imported her. [Big Grin]
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[ROFL]
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59) you flirted with every Hatracker of opposite sex, and a number of the same sex.
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Yeah, there is something wrong with you if you've somehow managed to exhaust the bottomless dating pool that is Hatrack. [Smile]
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rivka
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Bottomless my foot. [Razz]
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That's quite a foot.

(and this from a 10 and 1/2er)

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rivka
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*giggle*
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Jonathan Howard
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quote:
...she was not a Hatracker when I met her.
That's what she told you. Consider the following:

Pseudonym.

JH

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quote:
Bottomless my foot
You go, girl - give 'em heck . . .

[Big Grin]

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Would we really want a bottomless dating pool? I mean, think of the saggy bottomed jeans. And the pain of sitting on a hard seat. No, it's just not a happy thought.
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If it's a bottomless pool, then no one is circling the drain. [Evil Laugh]
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##. You feel really bad when your best friends and your brother start bashing G.W.Bush without any actual knowledge of him or Kerry. And all the (what you consider) good reasons for which people voted for Bush spring in your mind. Reasons posted on Hatrack, of course.

##++. Everyone wants to see Million Dollar Baby and you're having second thoughts about it.

(##++)++. You're reading a book recommended on Hatrack while listening to a song you heard of here, and, of course, posting about all of this on Hatrack.

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Jonathan Howard
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X) You keep on reading this thread, even though you know this is crazy!

[ February 28, 2005, 01:50 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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Eruve Nandiriel
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64.) You ask Mrs. M for fashion advice.

65.) You have ever tried to "get the last post" on a thread that didn't have "Last Post" in the title.

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X + 3) You were on so much that you believe, or remember another LP thread.

Speaking of X:

If X = SQRT(XV^2), how do you solve X?

Solution:

Let X = Y, and then X = SQRT(YV^2)!!!

JH

[ February 28, 2005, 01:55 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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Eruve Nandiriel
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67.) You post just to fix the numbers... [Grumble]
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quote:
##. You feel really bad when your best friends and your brother start bashing G.W.Bush without any actual knowledge of him or Kerry...

##++. Everyone wants to see Million Dollar Baby and you're having second thoughts about it.

Add to this:

You start to writhe when people start applauding Fahrenheit 9/11 as the gospel truth. My brother does this and it drives me up the wall. He calls Hatrack my "right wing forum" (don't get into an argument about this I beg all of you, it's what he says- the forums my brother frequents are somewhat all in agreement with one another) when I try and explain to him that it's not All True [Roll Eyes] .

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Jonathan Howard
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Tell him that I am a leftist.
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68) When you can't decide what to make for dinner, the first place you look is the Jatraquero Recipe Site.
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69) When you take belief and personality tests linked on Hatrack.
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70) When you don't ask anyone if they're liberal or conservative anymore, you ask what their Political Compass score is.
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71) When you've started coming over to this side of the river just because the other side has become to slow for you.
72) When you've spent more time with hatrack than your girlfreind in any given week.

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73) Or when you don't even have a girlfriend because you're too much of a geek.

[ February 28, 2005, 03:42 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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quote:
right wing forum
[ROFL] [ROFL] [ROFL]

Edit:
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You start to writhe when people start applauding Fahrenheit 9/11 as the gospel truth.
:writhing:

[ February 28, 2005, 04:50 PM: Message edited by: Corwin ]

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approx 74) Any decent picture on the internet forces you to think up a punch-line link and a thread to post it on.

How would Jesus Swing (HWJS)?

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quote:
When you can't decide what to make for dinner, the first place you look is the Jatraquero Recipe Site.
This warms the cockles of my heart. [Smile]
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So...which sauce goes best with warm cockles?

quote:
There are people who've met the loves of their lives here on Hatrack
[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
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Cockletale sauce, of course.
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Mental image on that is just horrid. [Eek!]
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