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Advent 115
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Umm, okay. I haven't made a Haiku in years.
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Well then, I'll just have whatever is your best beer on tap.
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Hmm, let me see.

*pours beer into cold glass*

Here you go.

So is everything alright ms. Tante?

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Tante Shvester
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Yes, thank you. Can you run me a tab?
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Advent 115
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Well, I am willing to extend a $50 tab for all customers. But be warned that my business partner will collect on tabs eventually.

And would you be willing to try a brand new drink?

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Perhaps another time. It's been lovely, but a little quiet. Thanks, you underage barman, you!
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Have a good night ms. Tante.
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Anyone willing to try one of the new selection of drinks will recieve an extension on all bar tabs. Plus the great experience of trying a great drink. [Cool]
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Here is our new Ender themed drink selection:

[Big Grin] Descoloda Delight- It is a drink so out of this world that it feels like it is molding its flavor to your very cells. It’s a unique drink in the fact that it has no standard taste; it actually molds itself to your taste buds.

::Be warned, repeated consumption of this intoxicant may cause significant physical changes::

[Embarrassed] Regretful Savior- It starts out sweet and slowly begins to become more and more sour with every sip you take until you are almost crying from the bitter taste.

::Warning, can become addictive::

[Evil] Flaming Formic- Starts out with a citrus and slightly spicy taste, and then slowly builds up to a hot burning sensation, followed by a low level sour flavor, and ended by a wave of sweetness. Be warned that its effects are quite strong.

[Big Grin] Dr. Device- Want to forget what happened today? Take one Dr. Device and you'll feel so good that you won't even care what happened. Just one you’ll be lucky if you remember what your name is, let alone any unpleasant events.

::Warning, can cause temporary memory loss::

[ February 16, 2006, 06:48 PM: Message edited by: Advent 115 ]

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I'll make your drink Tante.
I hope it suits to your taste.
Do you think it's good?

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Does the Descolada Delight come in Virgin?
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Advent 115
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Yes it does. Its effects are lessened, but yes it does come in a non-alcholic form.

*begins mixing virgin Descolada Delight*

One virgin Descolada Delight. There you go.

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
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Remember that you can only have a very limited number of Descolada Delights ever. Otherwise you could begin to feel the side effects.

So enjoy this one to the very last drop.

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Oh, I AM.
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Good, anyone else want to try one of these new drinks?
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Got anything stronger than a Dr. Device?
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Hmm, haven't even created one of those. But I suggest the Regretful Savior. It will definatly hit you, BIG TIME. So what will it be?
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*mixes a Regretful Savior*

I have one ready if you want it.

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Ah, on second thought, I'm probably not ready for one of those yet.
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...How old are you? We don't serve minors alchoholic beverages here.
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*decides to drink Regretful Savior himself*

Bottoms up.

*downs whole drink is one gulp*

Woha! Man thats strong!

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My existence began in May of 2005. Incidentally, I am old enough to drink, just not extremely interested at the moment.
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Very well. Perhaps I can intrest you in the unique tastes of a virgin Descolada Delight?
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quote:
Originally posted by Advent 115:
...How old are you? We don't serve minors alchoholic beverages here.

Really.
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Well, we are trying to maintain this new policy. Mistakes may have been made in this departmeant but we intend to stop repeating them.

That is also why we are creating a whole line of Non-alcoholic beverages, so as not to exclude anyone.

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Sorry ladies and gentlemen, but we are closing early tonight. So see you tommorow.
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<rattles doorknob. peers through darkened window. wanders away home.>
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*flips sign to open*

Welcome all. [Cool]

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We have just started a new non-alcoholic selection for our younger customers:

[Big Grin] Recolada Reminiscence- A non-alcoholic version of the Descolada Delight. The drink is sadly not as adaptable to your taste buds as the Descolada Delight, but it still has a unique taste all its own.

[Cool] Iced Bonzo- Iced tea. Also remember to ask for the Raspberry or Peach Iced Bonzo.

[Cool] FlashSuit Freezer- An assorted smoothie. Various flavors available on request.

1) Dragon: orange and tangerine mixture
2) Phoenix: raspberry, strawberry, and banana mixture

[ February 16, 2006, 06:07 PM: Message edited by: Advent 115 ]

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I keep peeking in and seeing the joint empty. I'm not interested in drinking alone tonight. But if anyone else happens in (and I would like their company) I might pop in.

And when I DO pop in, I'll be ordering a Haiku, straight up, so barkeep, you'd better prepare the recipe. [Smile]

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I'll try.
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Tante: try my haiku recipe:
I made a haiku
Enjoy it, cuz here it goes:
Straight up, to your tastes.

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Can I fix you a Recolada Reminiscence ms. Tinros?
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I had a virgin Descolada last night, so I've had my fix for a while. DOn't want any nasty side effects, do we?

I think I'll have water. And some of those peanuts.

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Well, the Recolada is absent of those side effects. But here is your water in the mean time.

*begins mixing Recolda*

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Can I intrest anyone in a drink? We now have a wide selection of both alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks for you to choose from.
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quote:
Originally posted by Tinros:


Haikus are a drink
At the Giant's Shadow Bar
I make the best ones.


[Kiss]
I'll have one, please!

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One haiku coming up.

Beauty can be frail
Strength can fade in due time
But love lasts forever more

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That doesn't follow the Haiku recipe.

Like this:
Beauty can be frail
And Strength can fade over time
But Love never ends.

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Can I have another, this time with a twist of lemon?
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One more coming up.

Ah the wind it blows
Snow falls now and forever but
The winter never ends

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And here's one on the house

It’s like how it is
I realize it myself
On each years last day

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If you just hold the "but The", that would be even better.

I love a nice Haiku, crisp, austere, pensive and soothing.

And you can have a whole bunch of them, 'cause they're not too filling.

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And where is the twist of lemon?
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Right here.
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Now, can you please ask for a drink. I'm not very good at Haiku's. And I am not making money from spouting poetry.

So please order something.

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Thanks.

A twist of lemon:
the only adornment for
the perfect Haiku.

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But the Haiku IS
a drink! Vodka, Vermouth, and
a twist of lemon.

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I know you're not old enough to drink. So I can only offer you something from my non-alcoholic selection.
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