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Topic: Good, Bad, Yo Mama (A game)
Morbo
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posted July 02, 2003 03:47 PM
the bad: She's positive she hasn't
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted July 02, 2003 03:47 PM
Darn you Morbo, how dare you type faster than myself. [ July 02, 2003, 03:48 PM: Message edited by: Head Ditch Digger ]
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jeniwren
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posted July 02, 2003 04:00 PM
The good: The dress you've been wanting the past few months just went on sale!
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Morbo
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posted July 02, 2003 04:01 PM
the bad:you look like your mother in it
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Dan_raven
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posted July 02, 2003 04:03 PM
The Worst: And the rest of the guys on your all male bowling team think it suits you too well.
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Morbo
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posted July 02, 2003 04:04 PM
LOL the good:you are going to summer camp HDD: I can't type...4 finger hunt and peck [ July 02, 2003, 04:09 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Anti-Chris
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posted July 02, 2003 04:12 PM
Yo Mama: Its not co-ed. [ July 02, 2003, 04:16 PM: Message edited by: Anti-Chris ]
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Dan_raven
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posted July 02, 2003 04:13 PM
Yo Mama II, and you just dropped the soap.
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Anti-Chris
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posted July 02, 2003 04:15 PM
The Good: There is an afterlife.
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Morbo
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posted July 02, 2003 04:22 PM
the worst:and you're on deck [ July 02, 2003, 04:22 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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jeniwren
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posted July 02, 2003 06:15 PM
The bad: Since you're in the FBI's witness protection program, you're not allowed to claim it.
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Morbo
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posted July 02, 2003 06:21 PM
the worst:but your ex is willing to give it a shot [ July 02, 2003, 06:21 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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jeniwren
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posted July 02, 2003 08:13 PM
Good: The new shoes you just bought on impulse are returnable.
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Morbo
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posted July 02, 2003 09:11 PM
the worst: but the store is in its final bankruptcy sale
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Anti-Chris
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posted July 02, 2003 09:24 PM
The Good: Half of the time, you say something really deep and meaningful.
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Morbo
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posted July 02, 2003 09:28 PM
the bad: but only too yourself
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filetted
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posted July 02, 2003 10:01 PM
the good: your mailbox was free of junkmail.
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filetted
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posted July 03, 2003 12:07 AM
Yo mama: because he's got a bad back from hauling all your hate mail around.
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Morbo
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posted July 03, 2003 12:21 AM
LOL good one the good:your sister emails you that she has wonderful news (she just did)
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Annie
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posted July 03, 2003 12:30 AM
Bad: it concerns her boyfriend "Babyface Razziossi"
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filetted
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posted July 03, 2003 12:39 AM
yo mama: he's now under the care of a lovely woman named Nurse Rachet. [ July 03, 2003, 12:39 AM: Message edited by: filetted ]
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Morbo
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posted July 03, 2003 12:41 AM
good:you finally updated your computer
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Annie
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posted July 03, 2003 01:04 AM
Bad: with the newest innovations Bill Gates ripped off from Steve Jobs
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Nick
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posted July 03, 2003 05:31 PM
Your dog ate your birthday cake
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pooka
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posted July 03, 2003 05:38 PM
Well at least it wasn't vice versa! The Good: Your daughter has finally learned to ride a bike
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Nick
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posted July 03, 2003 05:46 PM
She will have to leave the bike demo model at the bike store.
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Morbo
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posted July 03, 2003 06:02 PM
the worst: she's almost out of sight and goin' strong [ July 03, 2003, 06:02 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Nick
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posted July 03, 2003 06:29 PM
Good: You just lost 50 pounds of weight.
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Megan
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posted July 03, 2003 06:33 PM
Yo mama: and there's a brisk wind blowing today.
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Nick
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posted July 03, 2003 06:36 PM
The good: You got a lifetime supply of gas.
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted July 03, 2003 06:37 PM
The bad: It came naturally with the life-time supply of beans.
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Megan
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posted July 03, 2003 06:42 PM
And you're all out of matches.
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Nick
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posted July 03, 2003 10:33 PM
The good: You never have to go to the dentist again. (can you tell I hate going to the dentist? )
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filetted
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posted July 03, 2003 10:35 PM
the bad: you have a mouth full of titanium
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Morbo
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posted July 03, 2003 10:39 PM
the worst: the price for titanium has quintupled and every bounty hunter in town is gunning for you [ July 03, 2003, 10:39 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Diosmel Duda
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posted July 03, 2003 10:45 PM
good: You finally got a raise at work.
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Morbo
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posted July 03, 2003 10:46 PM
the bad:your wife is still packing up to go [ July 03, 2003, 10:47 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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filetted
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posted July 03, 2003 11:51 PM
you mama: to Fiji with your supervisor.
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Morbo
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posted July 05, 2003 02:56 AM
the good :you're taking calculus and really getting it *good night, all*
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Teshi
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posted July 05, 2003 11:19 AM
The Bad: It's remedial, extra-help, summer school calculus.
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filetted
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posted July 05, 2003 06:59 PM
you mama: and you've been copying from your neighbor.
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