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Topic: Good, Bad, Yo Mama (A game)
mackillian
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posted July 05, 2003 07:01 PM
Good: You just got a copy of the Boondock Saints on DVD.
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filetted
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posted July 05, 2003 07:09 PM
yo mama: or a TV, stereo, bicycle, computer, or stamp collection. You've been robbed![ July 05, 2003, 07:09 PM: Message edited by: filetted ]
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filetted
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posted July 05, 2003 08:13 PM
the good: you're a rare breed.
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Diosmel Duda
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posted July 05, 2003 09:05 PM
yo mama: because you accidentally killed them all off.
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filetted
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posted July 05, 2003 09:13 PM
the good: you found your way out of the maze.
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Morbo
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posted July 05, 2003 09:25 PM
the worst: Satan is beckoning you over
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filetted
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posted July 05, 2003 09:37 PM
the good: your time travel machine appears to be working.
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Morbo
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posted July 05, 2003 10:02 PM
the bad : but it could destroy the Universe
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filetted
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posted July 05, 2003 10:07 PM
the good: you narrowly avoided destroying the universe (the one you live in)
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Morbo
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posted July 05, 2003 11:12 PM
the bad:the universe next door was not so lucky[ July 05, 2003, 11:12 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted July 05, 2003 11:16 PM
Yo Mama: And it is the universe everyone went to when they died.
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filetted
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posted July 05, 2003 11:22 PM
the good: the velvet's nearly off your new set of horns.
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Morbo
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posted July 05, 2003 11:25 PM
the bad: a taxidermist/hunter has been stalking you all day[ July 05, 2003, 11:26 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted July 06, 2003 05:34 PM
Yo Mama: He's wearing an irresistable musk.[ July 06, 2003, 05:35 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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Morbo
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posted July 06, 2003 05:45 PM
the good :the pool's finally open
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Annie
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posted July 06, 2003 05:48 PM
the bad: you forgot your trunks
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Wikkid
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posted July 06, 2003 05:55 PM
yo mamma:and you rember people don't like to swim with you anyways because you have lepercy.
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Morbo
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posted July 06, 2003 06:07 PM
the good :you hear the ice cream truck
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ludosti
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posted July 06, 2003 07:04 PM
bad: You can't find your wallet.
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Feyd Baron
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posted July 06, 2003 07:43 PM
Ugly: The ice cream man stole it.
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Teshi
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posted July 06, 2003 07:45 PM
The Good: Finally, everything makes sense.
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Morbo
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posted July 06, 2003 07:51 PM
the bad : you're over 90
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Annie
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posted July 06, 2003 08:29 PM
... miles per hour as you head over the cliff.
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Morbo
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posted July 06, 2003 11:46 PM
the good: you start your new job tomorrow
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filetted
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posted July 06, 2003 11:53 PM
the bad: your father-in-law hired you to work for him.
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Morbo
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posted July 06, 2003 11:56 PM
the worst: He's a demolitions contractor and your wife is missing
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filetted
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posted July 07, 2003 12:08 AM
the good: you finally found a pair of pants that fit.
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Diosmel Duda
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posted July 07, 2003 08:27 AM
Bad: They're neon green spandex with purple polka dots.
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the Professor
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posted July 07, 2003 02:35 PM
the good :your father's coming by for a short visit
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jeniwren
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posted July 07, 2003 02:44 PM
Bad: He's bringing his new girlfriend.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 07, 2003 02:46 PM
Worst: who happens to be your prom date.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 07, 2003 09:14 PM
Bad: as vollunter Janitor
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Teshi
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posted July 07, 2003 09:22 PM
Yo Mama: Nightshift volunteer janitor with a four-year fixed contract with no hope of escape.
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted July 07, 2003 10:07 PM
The good: Your home appreciates $50,000 in one year.
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Annie
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posted July 07, 2003 11:59 PM
in Provo.
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filetted
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posted July 08, 2003 01:07 AM
the good: your start-up company is finally folding.
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Wikkid
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posted July 08, 2003 01:14 AM
Bad:Because of the earth quake the building is literaly folding in half
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jeniwren
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posted July 08, 2003 01:25 AM
Yo Mama: And you realize that you have not paid any of your insurance...in fact, you haven't paid any bills for at least 5 months. Your last payroll bounced, and being a family company, you're related to most of the employees you can't possibly pay. And it's begun to rain.
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filetted
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posted July 08, 2003 01:53 AM
(jeniwren - i was looking for some humor regarding a real situation. after nearly a year of limping, they finally decided to shoot the horse. good luck to you! and me.)
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Ophelia
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posted July 08, 2003 10:26 AM
The bad: You are driving everyone around you insane, and they want to kill you.
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