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Topic: Good, Bad, Yo Mama (A game)
katharina
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posted July 10, 2003 01:39 PM
Yo Mama: Where your dvd player's broken.[ July 10, 2003, 01:39 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]
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HatrackChess
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posted July 10, 2003 01:47 PM
The Good: Your Momma is out of the hospital.
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peterh
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posted July 10, 2003 02:00 PM
The Good: You hear an old favorite on the radio that you haven't heard in years.
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jeniwren
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posted July 10, 2003 02:01 PM
The Bad: It's on the Oldies station.
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celia60
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posted July 10, 2003 02:03 PM
Yo Mama: It's the Dixie Chicks cover.
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advice for robots
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posted July 10, 2003 02:04 PM
Yo Mama: And they actually have a chamber orchestra playing it live, because sound recording didn't exist the last time anyone played it.
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Megan
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posted July 10, 2003 02:33 PM
Good: You got a good night's sleep last night.
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jeniwren
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posted July 10, 2003 03:38 PM
Bad: You really needed it to be able to face today.
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HatrackChess
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posted July 10, 2003 03:40 PM
Yo Momma: You realize that you slept with your eyes open at the stove and burned your house down.
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Caleb Varns
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posted July 10, 2003 03:51 PM
Good: I butterfly lands on your nose.
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted July 10, 2003 03:53 PM
the worse: which makes your nose fall off.[ July 10, 2003, 03:54 PM: Message edited by: Head Ditch Digger ]
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advice for robots
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posted July 10, 2003 04:00 PM
As you are falling to the ground, you are blindsided by the giant poisonous bat that was chasing the butterfly. Later, you get sued by PETA.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 10, 2003 04:40 PM
The Good: Its only 3 days till your birthday (hint hint)[ July 10, 2003, 04:40 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
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katharina
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posted July 10, 2003 04:41 PM
The bad: You're still waiting for last year's promised present from your dad. (
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Teshi
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posted July 10, 2003 04:42 PM
The Bad: There are so many candles on your birthday cake you can't get near it.
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Megan
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posted July 10, 2003 05:07 PM
Yo momma: when you go out to the mailbox to look for the present from your dad, the candles from your cake cause your house to go up in flames!
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Wreicheous
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posted July 10, 2003 05:11 PM
The good: I go out for a burn in my, Honda Civic. Smooth, as silk!
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Caleb Varns
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posted July 10, 2003 05:33 PM
Bad: you discover your car stereo has been stolen overnight.
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Morbo
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posted July 10, 2003 05:35 PM
yo mama: your nephew tries to sell it to you in the morning
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Caleb Varns
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posted July 10, 2003 05:44 PM
Good: There's a parade coming through town.
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Wreicheous
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posted July 10, 2003 05:49 PM
Bad: I can't drive, my Honda Civic (smooth as silk), because of the damn parade.
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Megan
Member
posted July 10, 2003 05:55 PM
Yo Momma: There's a riot after the parade, and your Honda Civic gets turned over and set on fire![ July 10, 2003, 05:56 PM: Message edited by: Megan ]
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Annie
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posted July 10, 2003 08:50 PM
the good: You get asked out on a date
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Morbo
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posted July 10, 2003 09:34 PM
yo' mama: He's really into you.
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Teshi
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posted July 10, 2003 09:53 PM
The Good: You win a free holiday!
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Annie
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posted July 10, 2003 10:06 PM
the bad: to Provo!
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted July 10, 2003 10:06 PM
Worse: It's the Lynching Day holiday.[ July 10, 2003, 10:07 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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Jill
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posted July 10, 2003 10:49 PM
The Good: You just got a $1000 gift certificate.
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Fitz
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posted July 10, 2003 11:49 PM
The bad: It's for a cheap restaurant, and it expires in half an hour.
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted July 10, 2003 11:52 PM
yo mama: and the resturant is in the next town, an hour away.
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Morbo
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posted July 11, 2003 01:49 AM
the good: a new plant opened up in town with lots of jobs
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Jill
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posted July 11, 2003 02:27 AM
The bad: It's a manure plant.
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Morbo
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posted July 11, 2003 02:28 AM
the ugly: And your job title is Head Mucker. [ July 11, 2003, 02:35 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted July 11, 2003 10:03 AM
The Good: You've gotten Kazaa and downloaded 3 hours of free music.[ July 11, 2003, 10:04 AM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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fugu13
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posted July 11, 2003 11:21 AM
The bad: it's all madonna screaming epithets at you.
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jeniwren
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posted July 11, 2003 11:58 AM
Yo Mama: And thanks to spyware used by the music industry, you're being sued for infringement of copyright.
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Caleb Varns
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posted July 11, 2003 12:22 PM
Good: Ender's Game is coming to a theater near you.
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ludosti
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posted July 11, 2003 12:28 PM
Bad: Tickets are already sold out for the first 2 days worth of showings.
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DanielW
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posted July 11, 2003 02:32 PM
The ugly :-
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Caleb Varns
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posted July 11, 2003 02:40 PM
Good: You managed to not kill a Hatrack thread.
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Morbo
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posted July 11, 2003 03:05 PM
the bad: but your fingers are getting really itchy to do so
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Caleb Varns
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posted July 11, 2003 03:11 PM
Yo Mamma: and while you're trying to decide, the Hatrack thread turns around and kills you instead.
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Caleb Varns
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posted July 11, 2003 03:12 PM
Good: Playing football with Grandpa.
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Morbo
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posted July 11, 2003 03:13 PM
the bad: Gramps is the go-to guy on your team
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Caleb Varns
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posted July 11, 2003 03:21 PM
Yo Mamma: He's also the go-to girl.
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Caleb Varns
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posted July 11, 2003 03:22 PM
Good: your forum game breaks 300 posts.
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