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Topic: Good, Bad, Yo Mama (A game)
Megan
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posted August 13, 2003 02:09 PM
Yo mama: You aren't sure whose bed it is.[ August 13, 2003, 02:22 PM: Message edited by: Megan ]
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Teshi
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posted August 13, 2003 02:31 PM
The Good: The Gods are smiling on you.
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katharina
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posted August 13, 2003 02:31 PM
The Bad: The smile is from the laughter.
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Megan
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posted August 13, 2003 04:55 PM
Yo mama: The laughter is because ONCE AGAIN you have tripped and fallen up the stairs.
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Hobbes
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posted August 13, 2003 04:59 PM
The Good: You just stapled you Mother in Law to the floor.
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Ryuko
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posted August 13, 2003 09:59 PM
The bad: It's your bedroom floor.
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Dead_Horse
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posted August 13, 2003 10:50 PM
Yo Mama: And your Father-in-Law thinks that's pretty cool and pops a viagra.
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Elizabeth
Member
posted August 13, 2003 10:52 PM
The good: You just ate a big salad, fresh from the garden.
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Ryuko
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posted August 13, 2003 10:56 PM
The bad: It's not your garden.
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Redskullvw
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posted August 13, 2003 11:20 PM
Yo Mama: The farmer who happens to own the garden also happens to be a vivisectionist and wants his veggies back.
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 14, 2003 02:06 AM
The good: You won the sweepstakes!
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Ryuko
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posted August 14, 2003 02:12 AM
The bad: The prize is tickets to a Donny Osmond concert.
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Fitz
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posted August 14, 2003 02:14 AM
Yo mama: He's singing a duet with Billy Joel.
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Shigosei
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posted August 14, 2003 02:23 AM
The good: you're heading off to college.
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rivka
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posted August 14, 2003 02:26 AM
The bad: You're not actually enrolled.
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Maccabeus
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posted August 14, 2003 05:14 AM
Yo mama: After a couple of weeks living in the dorms, the school realizes that you're not enrolled and throws you out. You can't get home and don't have the money to get an apartment in town....
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Narnia
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posted August 14, 2003 12:46 PM
good: You've lost 10 pounds!
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rivka
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posted August 14, 2003 01:13 PM
Bad: The 10 pounds are back, and they brought "friends."
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Paul Goldner
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posted August 14, 2003 01:24 PM
Yo mama: You now live in the hole in the floor created when you tried to carry those "Friends" into the house last week.
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Megan
Member
posted August 14, 2003 02:49 PM
Good: The summer semester is over!
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Narnia
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posted August 14, 2003 08:09 PM
you flunked everything.
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rivka
Member
posted August 14, 2003 08:23 PM
Including the class that is only offered once every two years. That you need to graduate.
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Elizabeth
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posted August 14, 2003 08:55 PM
The good:
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TwosonPaula
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posted August 14, 2003 08:57 PM
The Bad: The other people here will probably do it for her. [ August 14, 2003, 08:58 PM: Message edited by: TwosonPaula ]
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Megan
Member
posted August 14, 2003 10:04 PM
Yo mama: and you'll probably like it.
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Narnia
Member
posted August 15, 2003 01:16 AM
the good: Slash finally got into a great fight.
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Megan
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posted August 15, 2003 08:19 AM
Bad: It was with a Sumo wrestler.
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rivka
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posted August 15, 2003 12:13 PM
Slash says that was a good warm up, but now he's looking for you .
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Elizabeth
Member
posted August 15, 2003 12:50 PM
Good: Bob got a present in the mail.[ August 15, 2003, 12:50 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]
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Narnia
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posted August 15, 2003 01:04 PM
It was from his great Aunt Matilda.
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sarcasticmuppet
Member
posted August 15, 2003 01:30 PM
Yo Mama: Aunt Matilda died ten years ago.
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Narnia
Member
posted August 15, 2003 01:31 PM
(dude, you read my mind!!! I wanted to put that, but I couldn't do the bad and the worst at the same time!!
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Celtic Flame
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posted August 19, 2003 01:45 AM
Bad: If it had come from an eight-year old.
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Annie
Member
posted August 19, 2003 01:48 AM
It did; now he's suing for copyright infringement.
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Celtic Flame
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posted August 19, 2003 01:54 AM
(Annie, I didn't see that coming)
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rivka
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posted August 19, 2003 01:59 AM
Bad: As a night janitor.
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Annie
Member
posted August 19, 2003 02:07 AM
And you bear an uncanny resemblance to the rival team's mascot
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Ryuko
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posted August 19, 2003 02:14 AM
Good: You get to meet God, face to face.
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Celtic Flame
Member
posted August 19, 2003 02:19 AM
The Bad: God has bad news.
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DullSpoon
Member
posted August 19, 2003 02:50 AM
YO mama: He cant help you, you're uglyness is beyond even him.
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T_Smith
Member
posted August 19, 2003 03:39 AM
The good: A deserving person got their butt kicked.
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Maccabeus
Member
posted August 19, 2003 07:43 AM
The bad: they blame you.
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Annie
Member
posted August 19, 2003 09:35 AM
And your shoes match the bloody footprint
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Morbo
Member
posted August 22, 2003 08:02 AM
the good: you talk to your mother for the first time in a long while.
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Megan
Member
posted August 22, 2003 10:12 AM
The bad: she spent most of the conversation complaining about the behavior of your younger sibling.
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rivka
Member
posted August 22, 2003 10:54 AM
Yo mama: You're an only child.
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Megan
Member
posted August 22, 2003 11:38 AM
The good: the mistake you made at work turned out not to be as bad as you thought.
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advice for robots
Member
posted August 22, 2003 11:44 AM
The bad: There were far fewer casualties than the original estimate.
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rivka
Member
posted August 22, 2003 11:45 AM
The bad: It was a lot worse.
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Celtic Flame
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posted August 22, 2003 01:59 PM
Yo Mama: Too bad one of those casualties was your boss.
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