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Trogdor the Burninator
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[Roll Eyes]

You are the worst kind of newbie. Loud, immature and not worried about spellling and/or grammar.

No burnination for you. You can just go away.

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I do worry about spelling, but when it comes grammar, I make the rules, chump!

*Burninantes Trogodor on the ear with boiled fish guts*

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Under section 1 (a) of the articles of newbie revenge I sentence you, trogodor, to chronic disembowelment for all eternity!
[No No]

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Hey, leave Trogdor alone! He hasn't had the chance to burninate me yet!! (Can you do my head so I can look just like the peasants from the game? Huh, can ya, can ya, huh, huh?)
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Trogdor the Burninator
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**burninates Damander nice and slow, so he/she looks like a peasant in my video game**

I need my 5 cents please.

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Ok, in light of the fact that some newbies, surprisingly enough, actually want to be burninated, Trogodor, I'll let you serve your intended purpose [Grumble] , but I'll be watching you [Wink]
*Turns off chronic disembowelment machine and helps Trogodor out of it*

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--I--
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I already gave it to you back on page five. But I like you so much that I'll pay you again! *hands Trog another nickel*

[Big Grin]

btw, I'm a she. Damander is derived from Amanda

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Trogdor the Burninator
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Wow. business sure has been slow lately...

Maybe I should reduce the price.

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Hey, I hawked it. Need some more advertising help?
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Trogdor the Burninator
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**Takes nickel, kisses it and holds it to the sky**

**Smiles, then burninates the newbie until he/she is a brittle marshmellow crisp**

Ah... much better.

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People paying to be burninated?!? What sort of madness reigns here in Hatrack?

No nickel from me, and you may keep your burnination to yourself and those who, for some unknown reason crave it, thank you.

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Trogdor the Burninator
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**pats Jexxster on the butt**

You're probably right, this burnination stuff is only for those who need it, who crave it. I just don't think you're up to snuff.

Now, run along....

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Burninate saxon75 for me. That dweeb is so impatient to have his name be spotlighted.
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You have to pay him a quarter, T. Unless all the tribute threads mean I'm a veteran now, in which case it's a dollar.
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**burninates saxon75 for free, throws him back into the sake river, for free**
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Oh! Oh! Alcohol on fresh burns! Oh no!

::wipes sake from eyes::

Mister, I see a seat in the penalty box that's got your name ALL OVER IT.

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Penalty box... RIIIIgght... [Big Grin]
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[Smile]

Are you testing me?

[Smile]

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You know, I paid my five cents back on page 5 and never got burninated. I either want my burnination, or I want my nickel back. [Razz]

Edited to add: Slow service might explain your business problems. [Big Grin]

[ September 22, 2003, 07:51 PM: Message edited by: Megan ]

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O_O (goggles...) I certainly hope my sensei wasn't still smouldering when you tossed him in that river of sake, Trogdor.. I'm honor-bound to avenge him, you know...
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Trogdor the Burninator
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Kiss me you lusty babe! [Kiss]
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[Blushing]
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I wanna be burninated. . .
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I'd be willing to buminate you for half the price. I was so desperate to get in on TrogdorCon I nearly faked a "Trogdor the Buminator" ID.
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Trogdor the Burninator
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*burninates Black Mage*

[Kiss]

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dude, since when does a burnination include [Kiss] ????????
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I know who that is! I know who that is!
*jumps up and down*
[Big Grin]

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oh really? who am I? hmmmmm?

[Kiss] [Evil]

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*burninates self*
mmmmmmm

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Burninism?! You idiot! Don't spill your flame! That's a potential taker of life!
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Alright, I've been polite, I've paid my five cents, and now I want to be burninated! Darn it!
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Burninate me, Trog, baby.........oh!

No really, you can if you want. Here's a nice, shiny, nickely.

Now, get to busy-ness.

(I should really get some more sleep.....)

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*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*Megan*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*

*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*Starla*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*

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::pulls on asbestos underwear, slaps down 5 cents::

okay. Here we are now, entertain us...

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*Burninates Scythrop*

*Burninates whoever it was that made Scythrop refer to himself as 'we'*

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*slides 5 cents across the table*

Trogdor, I'd like to have my friend Patrick burninated for playing Hobbes' Mafia, but none of mine. I'd pay extra for some extra crispy burnination, just so he knows how much I love him.

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Many thanx [Big Grin]
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Trogdor the Burninator
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I just talked to Patrick, and he says he only played Hobbe's mafia because your name was first attached to it.

He also hopes all is going well with your little one.

Oh, and

**burninates the loser Patrick, to an extra crispy shell**

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*weirded out*
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quote:
Burninates whoever it was that made Scythrop refer to himself as 'we'*
That would be Kurt Cobain. I'm sure he'd appreciate the free burnination, though

[Smile]

btw: Thanks for mine, too. Toasty!

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thanks [Wink]
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Well, I never thought I'd request burnination, but I'm sitting here at work - again - in my relatively unheated office against the outer wall of the converted storage room space that serves as my office.

Think Bob Cratchitt at a computer - with no coal stove to light up even if there was any coal.

It's coooold!!!!

Burnination would feel good right about now. My fingers are stiff.

[ November 09, 2003, 02:50 PM: Message edited by: sndrake ]

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Trogdor the Buminator
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*buminates sndrake* There...happy?
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Well, I would be, except for two little things.

I'm at home now where it's warm.

And I got a real good look at the new name - and checked the spelling.

buMinator???

buMination???

[Angst] [Eek!]

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Trogdor the Burninator
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sndrake, you should have gone straight to us. It takes some work to turn a buMination into a burNination, but it is possible.

*works skillfully for a few minutes*

There we are. Good as new. Now on to the BurNination:

*BurNinates sndrake*

*Burninates Trogdor the BuMinating Poser*

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*buminates Trogdor in return*
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*weirded out yet again*

dude, I don't even know what a buMination is. I don't think I want to know.

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A buMination is what I thought you did when I first saw your nick, Trogdor. [Laugh] *self*
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Freak.

[Angst]

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