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It vaguley registered with me that he was sleeping on the floor, but I figured he'd be welcome to shower in the "guys' room" so he didn't risk girls walking in on him, so I didn't offer.
Olivia and I ARE going dancing. Anyone who wants to go with us? Good. We go upstairs to the Wench Room to get beautified. I pop my fellow Wenches' cheeks with blush. They look really good. All unplanned, Olivia and Judie and I all are color coordinated in red and black. Olivia and I are sassy in our short skirts and Sexy Boots. Sarah manages to look both smokin' and innocent at the same time. Judie is classy and sexy. We're ready to go out!
And then comes a long, mixed up time as we travel about hunting clubs. My poor feet start getting blisters. Sexy Boots are not made for walkin'! However, we do find a fruit tree in blossom. Eddie kindly plucks twigs for all the Wenches. Some of the Wenches end up with flowers in their cleavage.
One place we stop is a moody Internet cafe. While the boys try to figure out where to go next, Sarah and I get groovy on a carpet next to the fish tank. Soon other Wenches join in. Lucky shows off her bodacious moves.
Finally, we end up at this really pretty latin dance club. It's packed, there's a live band, and everyone is shaking booty. Except, none of us knows how to dance to a latin beat. I'm trying to remember my nearly 10-year-old ballroom dance lessons. Finally I get the groove. I try to get Ben and Eddie to move their hips and shoulders. By the end of the evening, I have dirty danced with every Wench and Wenchman on the dance floor. Ben and Eddie even danced with each other! I also had fun getting close to some fishies. I seduced Sarah with an ice cube to secure her for one dance. The Water of Doom with sexy ice cubes was quite nice. Finally, it was getting time to go. Ben and I got kicked out for doing the can-can in a no-dancing area.
Back to the hotel, where we crashed in the hot tub and dreamily dined on peanut-butter pie.
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To clarify - I didn't ask to borrow anyone's shower because most of the attendees are women and somehow I couldn't muster the nerve to approach a newly introduced person and ask to borrow their shower. Not to mention I tend to come across as odd (or menacing), depending, so I erred on the side of caution.
I figured I could sneak away and run back home before I hit the "ripe" stage.
And, let's face it, it won't bother me if a woman walked in on my shower. I don't know, however, if they'd ever forgive me, so...
As for sleeping on the floor...well...that was unintentional. The original plan was to sleep at home, but by the time the evening activities were finished, I was invariably too tired to drive. However, that unparalleled Boy Scout training came in very handy, so it's all good.
And Olive?
quote: At the time I thought, "I'll show HIM! He's not getting a whole pack, and not the Juicy Fruit either!"
quote:And I swear my hand is higher than it looks!
Yeah, it took all my willpower not to caption that picture, "Lucky Trevor" or...well...something worse. Posts: 4077 | Registered: Jun 2003
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KQ, that's probably not a bad idea in any case, just in case that whole "dirty mind when tired" thing is hereditary. Posts: 4077 | Registered: Jun 2003
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Or I could just make her go to bed at 9:30 every night for the rest of her life so she doesn't get tired.
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Ben's no good for defining the line, he's over the horizon. I, on the other hand, am close to the line--on which side I leave as an exercise for the student.
Hmmm, Emma did panic a little when you handed her off to me at the airport--maybe she just likes bad boys. But what'cha gonna do? Posts: 327 | Registered: Oct 2003
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Well, yes, of course. All the years I'm not too pregnant to go, anyway. It will be a tradition.
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quote:I shared the Water of Doom- actually, I have to admit to instigating it- I went and got it and forcibly passed it around to everyone, so I apologize. All the things they've been trying to beat into my head in nursing school about germs must go out the window when the dancing gets hot.
Make that two nurses whose infection control principles went out the window Saturday night. Posts: 5771 | Registered: Nov 2000
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I've been wondering for a time what might be the right format for an absurdist (game) "add your own" type of thread. Any ideas you might have would be appreciated.
I HAD to tell you... I showwed off some of the pics Mine and others' to another group of online writer buddy people. I got a bit of polite "aren'y you cute" comments, but only one person in the pictures got an "OMG, who is THAT!?" and it was YOU, baby.
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He was in several of the ones I showed them. The group pics, the lunch pics I nicked from Megan, but I think the first one I showed was this one:
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There were several pictures most of them group shots. Here's the comment I got, verbatim:
quote: Really nice bunch of pics. It looks like it was a lot of fun. On a pervy note, who was that boy in the glasses? He's one nice looking piece of...um...whatever.
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