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Bumped it.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ralphie:
God hates it when the "God, you say!" thread is bumped and the "It's Sacrilicious!" thread is not.

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God really likes spring cleaning -- now with tornadic action!
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When God said that "no Idol" thing, he was specifically referring to American Idol.

God has special plans for "Reality Show Producers". He thinks they are degrading the brand name.

God loves to play D&D, but everybody always wants him to DM.

God is the answer to the eternal question--Wassssup?

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God thinks that if you absolutely can't avoid spewing out large amounts of greenhouse gases, you should excuse yourself and step outside the atmosphere first
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God believes in separation of Church and State. Thatís why on His maps those two streets always run parallel.

God is a little sad that no one ever says, ďHey God, youíre right!Ē and acts surprised. Everyone just kind of takes His Word as Gospel.

God is a fashion designer. Heís always a little miffed that so many people donít take His advice not to wear a garment of cloth made of two kinds of material.

God thinks that cloth is like whiskey - blended is crap!

God is one size fits all, but sometimes people donít wear Him well.

Most people donít know that God gets the hiccups during a certain time of the year. We call it hurricane season. The reason it lasts so long is that the angels havenít figured out a way to scare God to make them go away.

Players hate it whenever God referees a basketball game because they can never argue the call. That's an important part of the game!

God laments that no one ever listens to the Oldies that He likes anymore. Stupid freewill!

God once created a true socialist country called the Garden of Eden, but some annoying little snake in the grass complained that it was a nanny state and ruined it for everybody.

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JNSB!!!

God does not prefer any particular flavor of ice cream. He's small-"c" catholic that way. Also, he's a little afraid of Bob.

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God was afraid until he learned that puns release endorphins. Just like chocolate.
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God wants you to want Hatrack again.
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God does not play dice with the universe, but he does play Yahtzee with Cthulhu.

When God plays D&D he rolls an Infinite sided dice--called Jupiter.

Being Omnipresent God has "got them all."

God calls Virtual Reality fanfic.

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God says not to worry about global warming. It's just Jesus trying out his sous vide.
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God doesn't mind the multiple threads about Him, he's an only child and used to the extra attention.
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God fills in sudoku in ink, not that He is always right. When He gets it wrong, He just skips to the next one.
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When God gets a sudoku wrong, he just changes the universe to make his answer the right one.
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