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God thinks that if you absolutely can't avoid spewing out large amounts of greenhouse gases, you should excuse yourself and step outside the atmosphere first
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God believes in separation of Church and State. That’s why on His maps those two streets always run parallel.
God is a little sad that no one ever says, “Hey God, you’re right!” and acts surprised. Everyone just kind of takes His Word as Gospel.
God is a fashion designer. He’s always a little miffed that so many people don’t take His advice not to wear a garment of cloth made of two kinds of material.
God thinks that cloth is like whiskey - blended is crap!
God is one size fits all, but sometimes people don’t wear Him well.
Most people don’t know that God gets the hiccups during a certain time of the year. We call it hurricane season. The reason it lasts so long is that the angels haven’t figured out a way to scare God to make them go away.
Players hate it whenever God referees a basketball game because they can never argue the call. That's an important part of the game!
God laments that no one ever listens to the Oldies that He likes anymore. Stupid freewill!
God once created a true socialist country called the Garden of Eden, but some annoying little snake in the grass complained that it was a nanny state and ruined it for everybody.
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God does not prefer any particular flavor of ice cream. He's small-"c" catholic that way. Also, he's a little afraid of Bob.
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God doesn't mind the multiple threads about Him, he's an only child and used to the extra attention.
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God fills in sudoku in ink, not that He is always right. When He gets it wrong, He just skips to the next one.
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