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rivka
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*cough*
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(gives rivka a cough drop)

(coughs)

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Annie
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You know, chickens are my favorite animal.

And this thread goes way back to my former Hatrack life.

And I've still never had a chickenism about me!

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You can't rush art, people!
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[Laugh]
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Nick - The chicken crossed the road? That's wrong! It's obvious that crossing the road is not the Lord's intent for the chicken. I mean, that's just MY opinion, but it's SO wrong.

That is so me!

Also

[Taunt] [Razz] Ralphie [Razz] [Taunt]

[ROFL]

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Ryan: Good riddance. Too bad he didn't go all the way to Canada. He was a gay liberal ruining the country anyway.
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Morbo:

Morbo would be pleased if this puny earth chicken would be crushed in his futile attempt to cross the road.

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Is there anyone in the house that can do a chickenism in French so as to imitate Annie?? I would if I could darlin', but I'm just not talented enough. [Smile]
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Cecily
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quote:
Personally, I don't think I post with enough frequency and personality to give anyone enough juice to parody me with [Smile]
ditto and proud of it!! These other ones are too hilarious! [Big Grin]

[edit to clarify: I have almost 1,000 posts as "Narnia"]

[ September 19, 2003, 01:10 AM: Message edited by: Cecily ]

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Hobbes
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Well everyone who hasn't gotten parodied can feel better due to the fact that I've been here way longer than you guys (with 4000+ posts) and I haven't gotten parodied either. [Grumble] [Wink] [Big Grin]

Hobbes [Smile]

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Hobbes, I don't pretend to know you well enough...but, maybe people fear that Hatrack would overload with all the smileys that would be used? Maybe? [Big Grin] [Evil] [Big Grin] (((Hobbes))) Y'know I'm just KIDDING!!!
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There's a limit of 8. Which makes me sad. [Frown]

[Wink]

Hobbes [Smile]

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Icarus: [Roll Eyes] Oh great. Another popularity thread. The chicken just crossed the road so it could BE in this thread. [Mad]

[Icky, you know I love you!! (((Icarus)))]

Pat: Just goes to show you that chickens cross the road to get MINIONS. That's clearly what the chicken was after.

I will personally give back rubs to ALL of Ralphie's minions that denounce her reign and parody ME!

Zotto!: I don't know why she crossed the road, but she must have had a good reason. She's probably, deep down, a great person/chicken. Just like all the people here on Hatrack. Truly. I love you guys! I love Hatrack! [Big Grin] (((Hatrack)))

[ September 19, 2003, 01:43 AM: Message edited by: Cecily ]

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[Big Grin] Narn, that sounds just like them. [Big Grin]
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Narnia, that was awesome!

[ROFL]

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[Razz]

[Big Grin]

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I'd do democratic contenders for president jokes, but there are so many of them we'd run out of chickens.

oops. Arrrgh, and Avast.

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::Bows:: Thank you, I thought they were pretty funny myself.

[edit: drat. I forgot that I was signed in as a pirate!!]

ARrrrg!

[ September 19, 2003, 04:11 PM: Message edited by: FungusHearted Pete ]

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Dean: To get a better high speed internet connection so he could donate to my campaign on a more grass roots level.
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The chicken crossed the road to *die*
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Hobbes: The chicken crossed the road on a bike. Because it was a responsible citizen. [Big Grin] [Wave] [Big Grin]

Hobbes [Smile]

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Wow, Hobbes I can actually hear them saying that in my head. Well, less so the Malcolm one but Bobby and Hank yeah.
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Hobbes
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Yep.

[Wink] [Big Grin]

Hobbes [Smile]

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Eruve Nandiriel
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The chicken crossed the road because he was running from fluff.
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Mmmmm.... chicken...
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Black Mage
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Because it had FAITH in GOD and HIS PLAN!
Jesus loves you!

Ten bucks to whoever guesses who that's s'posed to be.

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Eruve Nandiriel
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Ned Flanders?
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It actually sounds more like Patera Incus from The Book of the Long Sun, but it's more likely supposed to be somebody like Jerry Falwell.
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Black Mage
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Jerry who?
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Brian "Bri" Knoepke, Abstinent Teen?
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Eruve Nandiriel To post, of course! [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [The Wave] [The Wave] [Party]
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Black Mage
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Sure, it was Bri.
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Hmm... must... post... more... so other people can parody me! [Wink]
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Annie: The chicken didn't really cross the road, I just photoshoped it to the other side.

Hobbes [Smile]

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The chicken crossed the road because they had more smileys there. [Wink]

The chicken crossed the road to get to the precious. [Smile]

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Kant: The chicken didn't really cross the road, it's just a culmination of our a priori memories that we had substantiated him as being on the one side of the road when in the reality of the present he only exists on this "other side"

Hobbes [Smile]

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Ringo Star: What?

Hobbes [Smile]

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Trogdor the Burninator : *sets up shop. Waits for chickens*

Trogdor the Burninator : I'm the only *real* Trogdor.

Trogdor the Burninator : No you're not *burninates pretend evil Trogdor*

Trogdor the Burninator :Yes I am. Ha *burninates self*

Trogdor the Burninator : *Burninates Chicken*

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*snort*
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Mack: *snort*

It seems to me that most people here at Hatrack wouldn't respond to the original stimulus. [Wink]

Note: That first line withn "Mack" was my version of Mack's reason for a chicken crossing the road. Just in case there was any confusion. [Wink]

Hobbes [Smile]

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Mack: to *thwap* someone on the other side and
--|-- --|-- --|--
Mmmm...chicken fingers....

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Do chickens have middle fingers?

Hobbes [Smile]

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I'm sure Mack's do. Maybe even five apiece.
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Maybe it'll be a new KFC special.

Hobbes [Smile]

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[Big Grin]
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Scythrop, your parody of Trogdor was absolutely hysterical! [ROFL]
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rivka: Maybe the chicken crossed the road because he was sick of all the dobies. [Wink]

No, I'm just joking, I think it was because the feed over there was particularly tasty. [Smile] Or maybe it was to find a new smilie to annoy Ralphie with!! [Big Grin] (((((Toni))))) Just kidding. [Evil Laugh]

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Ryuko: Maybe it was avoiding a landmark. [Wink] Well, good luck to the chicken! If there's one day to be using the wave smilie, this is it! [The Wave]

I haven't made it across the road, or I would buy lots of anime. (sadness) Congrats to the chicken, though. [Smile]

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The Chicken Thread. Some of my greatest work. If there is a God, he will never let this thread die.

Evar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To give Ralphie a welcome-back hug. (((((Ralphie)))))

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