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Bob fought, perhaps a wee bit to hard, for the hackademy award for best pun.
Dan's philophy in life was, those who lived by the pun, died by the pun.
Dan knew that those who lived by the sword died by the sword, but he wasn't to sure about those who lived right next door to the stay puff marshmallow man.
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Darren (aka punwit) procrastinates all the time which is why he is waiting until tommorrow to post something witty as well as timely.
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Jeffrey had a smile that could light up a room, thanks to fiber optics and new breakthroughs in orthodontistry.
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George seemed like an intelligent person, full of knowledge about diverse subjects, unless you had seen last night's episode of Jeopardy.
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quote: Bob had an incurable fear of forgetting what his incurable fear was.
I'm sorry, I just had a very strong image of someone freezing and whispering in crazed fear to himself: "What's my incurable fear? What's my incurable fear?"
I have nothing witty to add.
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Bob was like having a Wal-Mart move into your community -- people would band in protest in the light of day, but they'd come slinking back eventually because it was the only place to get a coffee maker at two in the morning.
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Dan often had nothing witty to add, and added it anyway.
Dan believes they are called Hurricanes, and not Him-icanes, for a reason, and enjoyed talking about that reason until the incident with the female rugby team, the tuning fork, and the strange limp.
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Bob learned by doing and when he finally stopped falling into holes, everyone had to admit he was well educated.
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Greg often wished he had a kryptonite corss, that way he could keep both dracula and Superman away.
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Bob is what used to happen when future fathers watched too much Marx Brothers during puberty.
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Greg is the type of guy who takes the paper off of crayons and giggles because they are "naked".
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R*** is the kind of guy who likes mysteries, but always forgets that he gave the solution earlier...
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Jeffrey's spider-sense was telling him that he didn't have spider-sense, stupid.
Jeffrey was larger than life-- that is, after the accident with the bicycle pump and the road flares.
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Dan dreamt of being a slave to fashion, instead of the slave to fashion designer Gene "silk leisure suit" De Froid.
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Abby tended to march to the beat of her own drummer, but the only song he seemed to know was Wipe Out.
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