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People usually quiet down upon entering libraries, but only Rivka could make a library more peaceful.
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Alex didn't ask where babies came from, but, after seeing his newborn sister for the first time, he told his mother to "send it back". (True story)
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Jerry had the broad shoulders of a bodybuilder and pectorals any man should be happy to have, but sadly enough, whenever guys got a look at these endowments, they lost interest in her. The beard didn't help either.
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Everyone knew Janet as fearless, and the reason was simple: she knew that there is no need to fear what you don't understand, and that pretty much covered it.
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Dan had the broad shoulders of a bodybuilder, in a glass case in his basement where nobody ever saw them, without buying a ticket
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He was more ugly than mean, and meaner than he was ugly: a walking feedback loop that screeched against the eyes and souls of all who had to endure him.
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When they found what was left of Charlie, only by deducing what the remains could not be, was the almost comedic truth made plain.
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Robey was was once known as the thread ressurector as well as the thread killer because at one time he seemed to have the last post on every thread that died
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Robey would learn to become good friends with disappointment, very good friends, very very good friends (wink, wink, nudge nudge) if you know what I mean.
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Dan could see the future, could see what was coming, could see all of the answer's to life's questions, he just couldn't see the semi-truck barrelling down on him.
Dan thought that if he could give his headache a name, think of it with a personality, a history, as an individual he could communicate with, the headache would soon realize that it could do better than Dan and leave him.
Humor was his strong point, so he set out to prove himself totaly pointless.
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He was so afraid of being exposed to potential ridicule that he would often balk at communicating in even the most anonymous of situations.
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Norman had many hairs in his collection, his most treasured was the brown hair he garnished from the very first victim he had murdered.
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Norman murdered and shaved orangutans to acquire the magical properties of the brown hairs found on their left big toes.
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Reuben firmly believed he could wake up a baby in the next room just by thinking about it too hard.
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It was too bad the first time Elizabeth had a vision of the future (lottery numbers) a truck (in the real world) was about to hit her.
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Norman had planned on killing Reuben, adding his toe hairs to his collection, and extracting the magical properties contained within said hairs, but much to his surprise, Reuben was already dead, sprawled on the floor with a look of pure agony upon his face, his right hand clutched tightly upon what, curiously, appeared to be a heart made of solid gold.
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George always said what he believed to be the truth backed up by reason and facts: an unforgivable mistake in our society.
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Robey would laugh out loud at posted comments then get really quiet as he relized he was alone in the room and laughing to himself yet once again.
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Reuben once got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it. It was the only one that ever came true.
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Jerry had a problem, he couldn't keep a secret. Which wasn't that bad of a problem in itself, but Jerry loved secrets. He was always trying to hide the fact that he was a blabbermouth but even that secret was out. In fact I'm Jerry, and I couldn't keep a secret to save my life.
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Jerry Spartacus (you didn't know that was his first name, did you) couldn't stop himself. When that Roman Legionaire asked, "Who is Spartacus" of course Jerry raised his hand.
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The only secret Jerry knew was that he knew a secret. He forgot the original secret and told the secret about the secret to his online buddies on hatrack. Jerry is secretless.
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Bob could always make Dan laugh, but during Bob's brain surgery, Dr. Dan realized that wasn't always a good thing.
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Dan caught a bad case of the flu, and kept it in his basement next to the case of Amontillado and the case of whooping cough that just wouldn't be quiet.
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