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Daring Rooster
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LOL! Nicely done... [Wink] [Big Grin]
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Jonathan Howard
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Jonathan Howard is an Apogee Minded Eccentricity, and he wants a registered trademark for that brilliant idea of his; isn't that apogeticly-minded and eccentric?
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Nathan rode the short bus of the universe.
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Reuben couldn't help but take stop signs personally.

Reuben really tried hard to be a bird of a feather, but nobody ever wanted to flock.

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Nathan [ROFL]

HSR ... flock... [ROFL]

Bob was held up as definitive proof that "intelligent" design wasn't really the right description.

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Teshi
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Teshi was like a hot drink on a hot day.

EDIT: Or a cold drink on a cold day.

[ January 18, 2005, 05:53 PM: Message edited by: Teshi ]

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Jeffrey was a robot sent back in time to save the future, but it was vital to the mission's success that neither he nor anyone else knew this.

Jeffrey usually watches the Superbowl for the commercials.

Jeffrey both admired and hated monkeys for the same reason: they had good throwing arms.

If Jeffrey's hair got any bushier it would get hired by FOX news.

Jeffrey liked to blend in with the crowd, but he didn't like getting sucked out of a straw by giants with the crowd.

[ February 08, 2005, 10:38 PM: Message edited by: jehovoid ]

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Bob_Scopatz
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Bob was a sight for sore eyes. Bausch & Lomb swore by him.
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Bob looked around the room and calculated the BTU content of all he surveyed.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Bob was rather bookish, well, really more of a pamphlet.
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Bob was the black hole of emotions, and the rest of us were just vortex fodder.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Bob tried the dance of the seven veils, but they made him stop at three and promise never to return.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Bob was hell on wheels, and he wasn't very easy on toilet seats either.
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Bob was the kind of dinner guest who would go through your medicine cabinet, tell you how to raise your kids, offer six suggestions for pleasing your spouse in bed, and somehow manage to offend the dog within six minutes of arriving on the doorstep.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Bob was playing with a full deck, sure, but he didn't know the rules and kept mumbling things like "2 no trump" and "go fish."
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Jay
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He wept
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"Bob was hell on wheels, and he wasn't very easy on toilet seats either."

[ROFL]

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Bob was so lazy he put out the candle at both ends.
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*lights a votive in honor of Bob's largesse*
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Reuben loved how Einstein liked to put cute little 2s in his equations.

Reuben used to brag about stopping at every railroad crossing, but nobody really seemed to care.

Reuben took pride in knowing exactly how many yards of floss he had used in his entire life.

Reuben had a goldfish that a previous owner had named Chainsaw; Reuben was a little scared to change the name.

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Melvin never failed to delight in outsmarting Chief by throwing an airball for him to fetch.
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Bob lay awake at night wondering if he was paying too much for toothpaste.
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Bob was noticeably underequipped to wear a hat.
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Bob was voted most likely to be reincarnated as a virus.
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Dan was like an itch on the eyelid, irritating, and yet something to make you say, "How'd that get there?"
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In the end, Pel reflected, lying in a pool of bloody penguin bile, death cometh also to Archdeacons.
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Dan thought "Happy Feet" was a porn movie about people really into penguin feet on crack cocaine.

Dan lost sleep wondering where June Bugs go in August.

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"Bob was a looker, and sometimes people actually looked back"
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Jim knew he had financial sense and his newly acquired $54392.25 of credit card debt for 0% interest until Thanksgiving of 2006 would finally prove it!
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BlackBlade knew his arguing was obnoxious, he could annoy the occupants of any cemetery into a desperate stampede, some cursing as they were trampled in the rush.

[ November 23, 2006, 01:15 AM: Message edited by: BlackBlade ]

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Shawshank was one you could always remember, now it may not be for the right reasons or in a good way, but you could always remember him.
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As he surveyed the ruins around him, Estelmo decided it might be better to retreat into the comforting solitude of his cavernous home, and venture out only when he'd figured out exactly what his transgression had been and the manner in which he could make up for it.
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Deep within his inner self he knew it was wrong, but the temptation to stick a fork into the power socket was too strong.
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No-one ever suggested that Rich "just be himself".
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No one ever forgot Swamp. He was exceptionally average in every way - remarkable only in how forgettable he was.
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Toad never ceased to amaze his audience.
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Namely himself.
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From the time he was a fetus, he knew he was special if even a little sheltered.
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The pastry unnerved her to such an extent that her adrenaline reached near-fatal levels.
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It never ceased to amaze him how the simple act of tearing a quarter in half could dissuade even the most determined pursuer.
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His third nipple itched furiously in times of danger.
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All the boys in Utah thought Annie was tight, like unto a dish.
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[Big Grin]
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I'm pretty sure it's true.
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He saw life as a great big hoagie, always ruined by the sourest of pickles.
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He was the only documented case of someone getting carpal tunnel syndrome from playing too much air guitar.
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He knew trouble was stalking him, like an angry ex girlfriend after a bad break up.

His accent was pretentious and annoying, like that of a Frenchman trying to constantly correct your grammar.

James viewed dating the way most people view lawyers; totally unnecessary until you find yourself in need of representation.

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Bob learned early on to hold his head high, even it doing so caused people to scream and faint dead away.


Bob didn't mind being thought of as an "old hand" at the Internet -- it was the web fingers jokes that really got to him.


Bob was so secure in his masculinity that he could dress like a coquette and not even bat an eye.


Bob's flashbacks wouldn't have been nearly so noticeable if he would've just stopped wearing those Nehru jackets, beads and Birkenstocks.


Bob was circling the drain until a kindly policeman came by and politely asked him to take his chalks and get out of the street.

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Sara had determined that chiffon and body glitter could diffuse any awkward situation.
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Most people bat eyelashes, but Bob could bat his entire eye.
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