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Derrell
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I'll do it for "one million dollars". (End Dr evil reference.)
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What about a shark with a frickin laserbeam?
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Only if I can sell it. How much do sharks with frickin laserbeam go for?
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It depends on the season. But they'll definitely fetch a higher price than ill-tempered mutated sea bass.
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We wants the precious. Give us the precious.
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"I'm gonna break through or somebody gonna break through to me."
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Derrell
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Hello
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Is it me you're looking for?
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I like Lionel Richey, but right now I'm thinking about Tom Petty. RIP Tom
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Not terribly familiar with his work, outside of the obvious hit songs, but I can say that I enjoyed his style. Another great artist gone.
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Derrell
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[Frown]
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Dude, where's my desk?
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Is that a sequel to Dude, where's my car? If your desk is missing, I know nothing!
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Maybe the desk has wheels?

Maybe it also has a motor and power steering?

Who knows? Who knows?

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[Dont Know]
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The desk does not have wheels, which is why it was so strange that I couldn't find it. It also does not have a motor, but it does have a crank.

As it turns out, my desk was not gone, it was just that upon returning from my lunchbreak I had exited the elevator on the wrong floor. [Roll Eyes]

#newjob #firstdayproblems

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[ROFL]
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They might have just gone ahead and moved the entire floor while you were out at lunch. That happens sometimes.
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[Smile]
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Trick or Treat!
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I'd rather have the treat.
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I'd rather have the treat.
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Poor choice. The treat is just a simple chocolate bar, while the trick was something I had been preparing for months. It involved a trained house cat, two sparrowhawks, 50 rolls of toilet paper, 40 gallons of custard and of course some pyrotechnics.

[ November 01, 2017, 09:15 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Y ]

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While that does sound intriguing, I'm afraid I'm allergic to cats. Can we do the trick without the cat?
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Well, it was specifically trained, but taking into account the fickle nature of felines, I foresaw that an understudy might be needed. So, I can substitute the cat with a squirrel. Will that do?
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Cool. I like it. [Hat]
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Magic music made my morning mood.
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Cool.
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Cool.
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Loco.
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Derrell
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[Hat]
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Hey! Is that my hat?

Give it back!

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Did you write your name on the inside? That would easily prove your ownership.
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I found it. If it's yours, I'll gladly return it.
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Have you perhaps also found my cap? I lost it on the train several years ago.
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Was it the train they call the city of New Orleans? Which train? [Dont Know]
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Actually, it was during a train journey, but at a station. Whilst waiting for the next train, I had put my cap on top of my luggage and upon picking up the bags I did not notice that it had gone.
But since it was nowhere near New Orleans, you probably haven't found it.

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Sorry. Hope you find a hat that's at least as nice.
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Thanks.
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Hello, it's me!
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[Wave]
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Welcome.
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there are new users? How did that happen?
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As long as the River exists, some will find their way here.
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Ooooo, graemlins!

[Hat]

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