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Topic: The Last Post Thread, The Next Generation
Derrell
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posted September 29, 2017 08:11 AM
I'll do it for "one million dollars". (End Dr evil reference.)
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ricree101
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posted October 01, 2017 09:51 AM
What about a shark with a frickin laserbeam?
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Derrell
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posted October 01, 2017 05:20 PM
Only if I can sell it. How much do sharks with frickin laserbeam go for?
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Mr. Y
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posted October 02, 2017 07:47 AM
It depends on the season. But they'll definitely fetch a higher price than ill-tempered mutated sea bass.
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Derrell
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posted October 03, 2017 12:04 AM
We wants the precious. Give us the precious.
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Mr. Y
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posted October 03, 2017 02:32 AM
"I'm gonna break through or somebody gonna break through to me."
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Mr. Y
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posted October 04, 2017 02:50 AM
Is it me you're looking for?
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Derrell
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posted October 04, 2017 06:31 PM
I like Lionel Richey, but right now I'm thinking about Tom Petty. RIP Tom
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Mr. Y
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posted October 05, 2017 06:00 AM
Not terribly familiar with his work, outside of the obvious hit songs, but I can say that I enjoyed his style. Another great artist gone.
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Mr. Y
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posted October 20, 2017 10:49 AM
Dude, where's my desk?
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Derrell
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posted October 20, 2017 10:54 PM
Is that a sequel to Dude, where's my car? If your desk is missing, I know nothing!
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ricree101
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posted October 21, 2017 11:58 AM
Maybe the desk has wheels?
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Mr. Y
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posted October 21, 2017 05:11 PM
The desk does not have wheels, which is why it was so strange that I couldn't find it. It also does not have a motor, but it does have a crank.
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ricree101
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posted October 26, 2017 06:39 AM
They might have just gone ahead and moved the entire floor while you were out at lunch. That happens sometimes.
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Mr. Y
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posted October 31, 2017 07:42 AM
Trick or Treat!
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Derrell
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posted October 31, 2017 10:43 PM
I'd rather have the treat.
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Derrell
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posted October 31, 2017 10:44 PM
I'd rather have the treat.
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Mr. Y
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posted November 01, 2017 03:44 AM
Poor choice. The treat is just a simple chocolate bar, while the trick was something I had been preparing for months. It involved a trained house cat, two sparrowhawks, 50 rolls of toilet paper, 40 gallons of custard and of course some pyrotechnics.[ November 01, 2017, 09:15 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Y ]
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Derrell
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posted November 01, 2017 07:21 PM
While that does sound intriguing, I'm afraid I'm allergic to cats. Can we do the trick without the cat?
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Mr. Y
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posted November 02, 2017 03:31 AM
Well, it was specifically trained, but taking into account the fickle nature of felines, I foresaw that an understudy might be needed. So, I can substitute the cat with a squirrel. Will that do?
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Derrell
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posted November 03, 2017 08:09 PM
Cool. I like it.
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Mr. Y
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posted November 08, 2017 02:30 AM
Magic music made my morning mood.
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Mr. Y
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posted November 09, 2017 03:13 AM
Loco.
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ricree101
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posted November 09, 2017 11:34 PM
Hey! Is that my hat?
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Mr. Y
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posted November 10, 2017 03:15 AM
Did you write your name on the inside? That would easily prove your ownership.
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Derrell
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posted November 10, 2017 05:40 PM
I found it. If it's yours, I'll gladly return it.
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Mr. Y
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posted November 15, 2017 02:41 AM
Have you perhaps also found my cap? I lost it on the train several years ago.
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Derrell
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posted November 15, 2017 06:36 AM
Was it the train they call the city of New Orleans? Which train?
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Mr. Y
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posted November 15, 2017 09:42 AM
Actually, it was during a train journey, but at a station. Whilst waiting for the next train, I had put my cap on top of my luggage and upon picking up the bags I did not notice that it had gone.
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Derrell
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posted November 15, 2017 05:41 PM
Sorry. Hope you find a hat that's at least as nice.
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Mr. Y
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posted November 16, 2017 03:48 AM
Thanks.
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packfire
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posted November 17, 2017 12:20 PM
Hello, it's me!
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Mr. Y
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posted November 20, 2017 03:43 AM
Welcome.
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MarekAgain
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posted November 20, 2017 02:34 PM
there are new users? How did that happen?
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Mr. Y
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posted November 21, 2017 05:32 AM
As long as the River exists, some will find their way here.
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FibonacciBits
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posted November 21, 2017 11:15 AM
Ooooo, graemlins!
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Mr. Y
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posted November 27, 2017 02:20 PM
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Mr. Y
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posted November 29, 2017 03:23 AM
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