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Topic: The Last Post Thread, The Next Generation
ricree101
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posted January 17, 2014 09:31 AM
Add in a few uncountable ones for good measure.
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Marek
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posted January 19, 2014 12:44 AM
I tried counting them, but all those trickster gods keep pretending to be other gods and throwing me off.
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ricree101
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posted January 19, 2014 07:59 AM
I got lost trying to call upon all the gods of real numbers.
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Mr. Y
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posted January 20, 2014 04:16 AM
I bet it was one of those trickster gods that came up with the surreal numbers.
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ricree101
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posted January 20, 2014 09:15 AM
We sure they're not [s]one[/s] uncountably infinitely many and the same?
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ricree101
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posted January 20, 2014 09:15 AM
Oh, apparently hatrack doesn't have a strikethrough tag?
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Mr. Y
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posted January 22, 2014 03:15 AM
But it does have a price tag.
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ricree101
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posted January 22, 2014 06:07 PM
Clearly one that's too upscale for strikethrough. It doesn't need those sorts of people here.
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Mr. Y
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posted January 23, 2014 04:06 AM
It is common knowledge that the rich fat cats dislike anything that has the word strike in it.
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ricree101
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posted January 23, 2014 06:32 PM
That makes sense. So then where's the Pinkerton tag?
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Marek
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posted January 23, 2014 07:21 PM
On the Pinkerton shirt, to say how to clean it.
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Mr. Y
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posted January 24, 2014 03:28 AM
I bet that tag only says: "Never clean this shirt yourself. Always let the hired help do it."
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vegimo
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posted January 24, 2014 09:07 AM
When I don't get my bath I take it out on the slaves.
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Vasslia Cora
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posted January 24, 2014 11:37 PM
The only way to remove stains from a Pinkerton shirt is to beat them out.
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ricree101
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posted January 25, 2014 05:32 PM
Apparently washing them with the blood of the unruly masses works too.
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Marek
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posted January 26, 2014 12:40 AM
Glad to know it is not the blood of the unruly weights. Masses seem more fun.
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ricree101
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posted January 26, 2014 01:07 PM
For now, at least, Newton can rest in peace.
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Marek
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posted January 29, 2014 02:04 AM
And he will remain that way, until acted on by an outside force.
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Mr. Y
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posted January 29, 2014 03:49 AM
And when that happens he will be compelled to react in an equal, yet opposite, manner.
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Marek
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posted January 29, 2014 09:03 PM
And then an apple will fall on him
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ricree101
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posted January 31, 2014 01:06 PM
Not until he invents gravity.
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Marek
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posted January 31, 2014 11:12 PM
could he not invent it for a while? I'd really like to be able to dunk
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Mr. Y
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posted February 04, 2014 08:25 AM
Sure, he shall focus on inventing anti-gravity in stead.
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Marek
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posted February 04, 2014 04:22 PM
Sounds like a good use of his talents.
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Mr. Y
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posted February 10, 2014 10:06 AM
I am just afraid that, while researching anti-gravity, he will accidentally stumble upon a portal into a parallel universe.
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Marek
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posted February 10, 2014 08:01 PM
he could end up in a place where Alchemy kept evolving and became more important than the steam engine?
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Mr. Y
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posted February 13, 2014 07:42 AM
Movie pitch: Prequel to Friday the 13th. Title: Thursday the 12th.
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Marek
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posted February 13, 2014 08:53 PM
where jason plays hockey
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Mr. Y
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posted February 14, 2014 03:15 AM
And the goalie of the opposing team is his first victim.
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Marek
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posted February 14, 2014 09:37 PM
he shouldn't have been standing there
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Mr. Y
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posted February 17, 2014 03:21 AM
He should have been a speed skater. Then maybe he would have been able to get away.
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Marek
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posted February 17, 2014 08:29 PM
neah, you can't escape a slasher at any speed
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Mr. Y
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posted February 18, 2014 03:34 AM
There is always somebody who manages to escape...
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Marek
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posted February 19, 2014 10:22 AM
and they all live happily ever after
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Mr. Y
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posted February 20, 2014 04:31 AM
Are you implying that I believe in fairy tales and could use a more realistic outlook?
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Marek
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posted February 26, 2014 11:38 AM
are you implying fairy tales aren't realistic? Because i asked the easter bunny, she said they are totally real
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Mr. Y
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posted February 27, 2014 03:30 AM
But how does she account for that fact that for some fairy tales there are wildly varying versions about? Is one of the versions the true one, or did it all happen? [ March 04, 2014, 04:13 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Y ]
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Marek
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posted February 27, 2014 06:28 PM
I will have to ask the bunny next time a see her.
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Mr. Y
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posted February 28, 2014 03:11 AM
Please let me know what her opinion is.
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Marek
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posted February 28, 2014 05:48 PM
Well its kind of her busy season
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Mr. Y
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posted March 04, 2014 04:13 AM
Surely she can make some time for such a good friend...
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ricree101
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posted March 04, 2014 07:30 AM
Just leave an egg under your pillow overnight and ask her when she comes to collect it.
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Marek
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posted March 04, 2014 09:59 AM
according to her voice mail, at least one version of most fairy tails are true, but sorting out which version is the hard part. Not sure why that's her out going message, maybe she is a hatracker.
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Mr. Y
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posted March 05, 2014 03:16 AM
Well, you wouldn't expect such a magical creature to have a standard message.
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Marek
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posted March 05, 2014 01:32 PM
I suppose that makes sense.
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Marek
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posted March 05, 2014 09:36 PM
yep, its all a conspiracy
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Sean Monahan
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posted March 05, 2014 11:16 PM
Does anyone know what happened to Stone_Wolf?
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Marek
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posted March 08, 2014 08:44 AM
maybe Stone_Wolf got bored with the thread, or hatrack as a whole
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Mr. Y
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posted March 10, 2014 04:14 AM
We could try to improve the quality of the thread.
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