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Topic: The Last Post Thread, The Next Generation
ricree101
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posted April 10, 2014 04:18 AM
Bowling for insects?
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Mr. Y
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posted April 10, 2014 09:22 AM
Buying Free Items?
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ricree101
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posted April 10, 2014 01:27 PM
BURNING free items.
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DustinDopps
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posted April 10, 2014 07:05 PM
I didn't start the fire. It was always burning, whether the items were free or not.
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Marek
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posted April 10, 2014 07:12 PM
Well that seems wasteful.
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Mr. Y
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posted April 11, 2014 03:22 AM
We tried to fight it, Hemingway.
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Marek
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posted April 11, 2014 02:10 PM
Well why would you all have tried to fight it, unless you did light it?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted April 11, 2014 02:37 PM
Maybe it's their friend's free stuff on fire.
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Marek
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posted April 12, 2014 07:56 PM
gotta protect the free stuff
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ricree101
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posted April 12, 2014 08:32 PM
Protect it with fire.
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ricree101
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posted April 13, 2014 03:11 AM
then it stops being free
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Marek
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posted April 13, 2014 07:10 PM
they are oppressing the fire
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Mr. Y
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posted April 15, 2014 03:48 AM
Freedom for fire.
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Marek
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posted April 16, 2014 08:13 AM
After what mr. wonka did, maybe he should be locked up
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted April 16, 2014 01:10 PM
The Umpa Lumpas are suing in civil court.
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ricree101
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posted April 16, 2014 05:19 PM
He should have kept his hands off other people's snozzberries.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted April 16, 2014 09:26 PM
It's not his fault! Those Umpas always displaying their ripe snozzberries out for anyone to see! They were asking for it!
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DustinDopps
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posted April 17, 2014 01:25 PM
He crossed the line when he gleefully said "Your snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"[ April 18, 2014, 01:57 PM: Message edited by: DustinDopps ]
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Marek
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posted April 17, 2014 05:19 PM
And it would be better for them to be eaten by Vermicious Knids and Whangdoodles?
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Mr. Y
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posted April 18, 2014 03:44 AM
At least they had grown used to those circumstances.
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Marek
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posted April 18, 2014 04:00 PM
you only say that because you have never been chased by a Hornswoggler.
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ricree101
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posted April 18, 2014 06:38 PM
Wasn't being "chased by a hornswoggler" the whole reason they were suing him in the first place?
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted April 19, 2014 03:25 AM
They settled out of court and signed a nondisclosure agreement.
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ricree101
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posted April 19, 2014 05:40 AM
Until Charlie's tell-all book a couple decades afterwards.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted April 19, 2014 05:06 PM
"Don't touch my chocolate factory" by Charles T. Bucket.
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Marek
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posted April 19, 2014 05:37 PM
and then there were those kids he drugged, who hallucinated that crazy factory
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ricree101
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posted April 19, 2014 11:23 PM
And their parents, too. All at the same time.
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Marek
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posted April 20, 2014 06:38 PM
yep, dosed all the candy that had golden tickets, very clever
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Mr. Y
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posted April 22, 2014 03:21 AM
Wasn't there one of the kids that didn't eat the chocolate? And I don't think that Augustus Gloop shared any of his chocolate with his parent. It would have made more sense to put some kind of drugs on the tickets themselves, something that could be absorbed through the skin. That would increase the odds of every visitor being under the influence.
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Marek
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posted April 22, 2014 10:41 PM
you just put that on the pen they sign the giant contract with, then everyone who enters gets a dose right before going in.
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Mr. Y
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posted April 23, 2014 03:21 AM
and then put a warning about the drugs in very small print on the contract. This gives them a chance to get out of the whole deal.
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Marek
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posted April 24, 2014 04:10 PM
Yep, then just wait for them to hallucinate an impossible factory, as they walk past normal assembly lines and workers. "Why is that girl screaming about turning into a blueberry?"
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted April 26, 2014 08:43 PM
I cringe to imagine what really happened to Augustus Gloop if that wasn't a chocolate waterfall.
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Marek
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posted April 26, 2014 10:27 PM
Only Wonka knows.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted April 27, 2014 03:02 AM
I cringe to imagine what really happened to Augustus Gloop if that wasn't a chocolate waterfall.
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Marek
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posted April 28, 2014 09:29 PM
of course he does
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Mr. Y
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posted April 29, 2014 03:26 AM
Were there does in the factory?
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ricree101
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posted April 29, 2014 05:58 AM
And were they made out of chocolate?
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Marek
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posted April 29, 2014 04:55 PM
that depends on if you use the hallucinogenic pens or not
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Mr. Y
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posted April 30, 2014 04:05 AM
chocolate does, big bucks.
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ricree101
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posted April 30, 2014 06:30 AM
He likes big bucks and he cannot lie.
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Mr. Y
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posted April 30, 2014 09:21 AM
You can't antler the truth.
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theamazeeaz
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posted April 30, 2014 12:37 PM
:-(. I meant to pack M&Ms in my lunch this morning. Thanks for the reminder.
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DustinDopps
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posted April 30, 2014 03:21 PM
They say M&Ms "melt in your mouth, not in your hand" but it's a lie. My kids' hands always turn colors after clutching sweaty M&Ms for a few minutes.
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theamazeeaz
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posted April 30, 2014 03:23 PM
Your kids have sweaty hands. M&Ms melt in liquid.
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