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He said the M&Ms were sweaty. The kids are fine. (except for the fact that their parent gives them defective candy)
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Am I not supposed to keep the M&Ms warm in my armpit before distributing the candy? Was that wrong?
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Actually it's just like taking your temperature... While the armpit does work, it's the other place that gets best results. Posts: 1100 | Registered: Apr 2008
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Once there was a banana who wanted to make a fashion statement. So he wrote a letter d on himself and declared that he was now a bandana.
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New plan: keep posting outrageous and offensive statements in the hope that the thread will be closed by the moderator. Possibly the only way to actually get the last post. Though, on second thought, the moderator usually feels it's necessary to add a post describing the nature of the infraction and such.
*shrugs* Well... back to the drawing board.
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hmm, well maybe i could post something confusing, and no one would know what to post after it.
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Perhaps we could agree that the last post cannot be made by a moderator. And while we're thinking up rules for this most excellent game, we could add the rule that any post that causes this thread to be closed will also not be eligable for the last post position.
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If somebody who was new had never before posted on hatrack, and posted on this thread saying "I will lose," would the time/space continuum just split in two, causing an alternate timeline, or would all life as we know it cease to exist?
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I'm not opposed to conspiracy in general, but i never get to play, even tho my dad is a Mason, so unfair.
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I take one little vacation and suddenly someone has the last post for over 5 days? Unacceptable!
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I just wanted to give Marek a sense of false hope. Short of a calamity, I planned on coming back and making the last post. For the record.
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